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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

I'd already phoned my agent and been like,"Cancel the tour," and everythin'

I'd already phoned my agent and been like,
"Cancel the tour," and everythin'

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I'd already phoned my agent and been like, "Cancel the tour," and everythin'.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:57
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
My boyfriend was cookin' the dinner. I said, "Listen, this is embarrassin'." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:26
My boyfriend was cookin' the dinner. I said, "List...
So he's only gonna marry me if I'm terminally ill, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
So he's only gonna marry me if I'm terminally ill,
But there was one time we were at our friends' weddin', - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
But there was one time we were at our friends' weddin&#...
So I said to him, "What do you think we'd have to eat on our weddin' day?" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
So I said to him, "What do you think we'd have to ...
It's hard goin' out with someone a long, long time, uh, sometimes. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
It's hard goin' out with someone a long, long time...
Like, we broke up about three times during the lockdown. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Like, we broke up about three times during the lockdown.
Uh, we got back together - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Uh, we got back together
Love is powerful, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Love is powerful,
I was takin' to fit guys online. I was talkin' to famous guys. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
I was takin' to fit guys online. I was talkin' to ...
But I thought, "Hey, it's time to start over." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:17
But I thought, "Hey, it's time to start over."...
I know there'd be all the exciting first dates, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
I know there'd be all the exciting first dates,
But then there's all the other firsts that come after it, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
But then there's all the other firsts that come after i...
I cannot face holdin' in my farts again for 12 to 18 months - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
I cannot face holdin' in my farts again for 12 to 18 mo...
Then, inevitably, one sleepy Sunday morning, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Then, inevitably, one sleepy Sunday morning,
"Do you still wanna build a life together, even though I farted on your balls?" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
"Do you still wanna build a life together, even though ...
I can't face meetin' someone's mentally ill mother again - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I can't face meetin' someone's mentally ill m...
It's good hearing the laughs of mad women in the audience - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
It's good hearing the laughs of mad women in the audien...
And it's quite nerve-wrackin' to think of startin' over when… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
And it's quite nerve-wrackin' to think of startin&...
Uh, and I have such a high standard now - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Uh, and I have such a high standard now
Like, I go out with, uh, a proper person now, with a proper job. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Like, I go out with, uh, a proper person now, with a proper ...