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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

I'm sorry, I know it's not too old, but 36, it is one of those ageswhere you have to start...

I'm sorry, I know it's not too old, but 36, it is one of those ages
where you have to start acceptin', as a woman, certain things
aren't gonna happen for you in life

Full Transcript

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I'm sorry, I know it's not too old,
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but 36, it is one of those ages where you have to start acceptin',
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as a woman, certain things aren't gonna happen for you in life.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:42
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
Your life isn't gonna look exactly the way you always pictured it to look. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Your life isn't gonna look exactly the way you always p...
'Cause I really always pictured myself to be, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
'Cause I really always pictured myself to be,
I truly thought I was gonna have attended one of them by this point in my life. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
I truly thought I was gonna have attended one of them by thi...
It's not that I'm not gonna attend an orgy now I'm in my mid to late thirties. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
It's not that I'm not gonna attend an orgy now I&#...
More that the quality of my orgy invite starts to decline pretty rapidly - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
More that the quality of my orgy invite starts to decline pr...
It's gonna be a grimy swingers' event - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
It's gonna be a grimy swingers' event
I just know that the train gets better when they all get off. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
I just know that the train gets better when they all get off...
"I don't feel frightened now!" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
"I don't feel frightened now!"
Some chubby plumber's gonna serve me bacon Frazzles, not… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
Some chubby plumber's gonna serve me bacon Frazzles, no...
I'll have to nosh him off. I'll give him a gobble. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
I'll have to nosh him off. I'll give him a gobble.
I'll do it gratefully, with my sagging, aged face - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I'll do it gratefully, with my sagging, aged face
That's what hard about this age. Your face starts to get too baggy for your skull. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
That's what hard about this age. Your face starts to ge...
More and more of my selfies have to be taken at this angle - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
More and more of my selfies have to be taken at this angle
I'm sorry if that makes any of youse uncomfortable, uh, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
I'm sorry if that makes any of youse uncomfortable, uh,
Didn't have to worry about what those guys were up to, 'cause they were just… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:15
Didn't have to worry about what those guys were up to, ...
And I had a thought that disturbed me, and I thought, "Hey, I've got money now." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:25
And I had a thought that disturbed me, and I thought, "...
I used to feel bad saying I was a lap dancer - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:23
I used to feel bad saying I was a lap dancer
I kinda always feel older people in the audience goin', - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:14
I kinda always feel older people in the audience goin',
Yeah! I'll say "strip club" to you, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
Yeah! I'll say "strip club" to you,
So, anyway, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
So, anyway,