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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

Like, I was on a trainfrom Edinburgh to Glasgow, uh, and there were three very rowdy,very...

Like, I was on a train
from Edinburgh to Glasgow, uh, and there were three very rowdy,
very drunk Scottish men on this train

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Like, I was on a train from Edinburgh to Glasgow,
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uh, and there were three very rowdy, very drunk Scottish men on this train.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:16
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
Something you should know about me, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
Something you should know about me,
And I had noise-cancelin' headphones on, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
And I had noise-cancelin' headphones on,
They were definitely saying, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
They were definitely saying,
I eased my headphones off as we pulled into Glasgow, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I eased my headphones off as we pulled into Glasgow,
He was shoutin', - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:27
He was shoutin',
Like, I often check in to a hotel on a Friday, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:15
Like, I often check in to a hotel on a Friday,
Uh, I checked in to one recently, and there was, like, 50 of them, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Uh, I checked in to one recently, and there was, like, 50 of...
But it's very frightenin' when youse are shoutin', "Lads, lads, lads!" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
But it's very frightenin' when youse are shoutin&#...
Somethin' in my wee woman's brain just goes, "Oh no, no, no…" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:17
Somethin' in my wee woman's brain just goes, "...
I'll come down to breakfast, and I'll make a good go at it, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
I'll come down to breakfast, and I'll make a good ...
Then I'll think, "Do you know what? Leave it. Just leave the breakfast." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:46
Then I'll think, "Do you know what? Leave it. Just...
How could I be intimidated by something as pathetic as that? - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
How could I be intimidated by something as pathetic as that?
Just a group of lads celebrating Darren's love for Sarah. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Just a group of lads celebrating Darren's love for Sara...
I can't imagine gettin' married anythin' other than sarcastically - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
I can't imagine gettin' married anythin' othe...
And this isn't about me bein' cynical, bitter about men. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
And this isn't about me bein' cynical, bitter abou...
I've been goin' out with this guy for ages, like, ten, 11 years. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
I've been goin' out with this guy for ages, like, ...
Now, even though I'm 36, I think I'm 18, so I find this a bit dodgy. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Now, even though I'm 36, I think I'm 18, so I find...
I'm always sayin' to him, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:27
I'm always sayin' to him,
I'm laughing, 'cause I would literally have to be on ecstasy - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
I'm laughing, 'cause I would literally have to be ...
I'm not gonna declare my love in front of all my family and friends. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
I'm not gonna declare my love in front of all my family...