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On my first day of school, he put a whistle attached to the side
of my little schoolbag, and he went, "Listen, hen." "Any man tries to take you away today,
blow your wee whistle." "Blow it hard." Now, in addition to this creating the most traumatic
first day of school memory ever, constantly hypervigilant, waiting to get bundled into
the back of a van, was that not like sendin' a soldier
into a battlefield armed with a spoon?
of my little schoolbag, and he went, "Listen, hen." "Any man tries to take you away today,
blow your wee whistle." "Blow it hard." Now, in addition to this creating the most traumatic
first day of school memory ever, constantly hypervigilant, waiting to get bundled into
the back of a van, was that not like sendin' a soldier
into a battlefield armed with a spoon?
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On my first day of school,
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he put a whistle attached to the side
of my little schoolbag,
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and he went, "Listen, hen."
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"Any man tries to take you away today,
blow your wee whistle."
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"Blow it hard."
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Now, in addition to this
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creating the most traumatic
first day of school memory ever,
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constantly hypervigilant,
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waiting to get bundled into
the back of a van,
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was that not like sendin' a soldier
into a battlefield armed with a spoon?
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Movie Summary
The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
