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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

That was when I was like,"Get a Telegraph subscription." But, honestly, like,this is what...

That was when I was like,
"Get a Telegraph subscription." But, honestly, like,
this is what I mean about gettin' older

Full Transcript

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That was when I was like, "Get a Telegraph subscription."
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But, honestly, like, this is what I mean about gettin' older.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:05
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
I'm like, "Is this where young people's sense of victimhood comes from?" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:16
I'm like, "Is this where young people's sense...
And look, I'm sorry if… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:25
And look, I'm sorry if…
So it's quite a miracle I turned out to be the shagger I am today. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
So it's quite a miracle I turned out to be the shagger ...
'Cause I got told a lot of sex lies growing up, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
'Cause I got told a lot of sex lies growing up,
She was a very sweet woman but deeply religious. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
She was a very sweet woman but deeply religious.
She took me aside one day in the summer holidays when I was 14, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
She took me aside one day in the summer holidays when I was ...
And she said, "Oh, hen, I found these things in your room today." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:16
And she said, "Oh, hen, I found these things in your ro...
Uh, old Irish Catholics believe that tampons compromise your virginity, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
Uh, old Irish Catholics believe that tampons compromise your...
And that is not intended to shame the micropenis community, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
And that is not intended to shame the micropenis community,
They're all doing gigs of their own up and down the country, aren't they? - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
They're all doing gigs of their own up and down the cou...
I just think it's wildly naive - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
I just think it's wildly naive
I mean, the nightmare scenarios that would ensue - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I mean, the nightmare scenarios that would ensue
'Cause now, if he's a bit slobby, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:18
'Cause now, if he's a bit slobby,
"I'm sorry, man. I went for a run in the rain, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:23
"I'm sorry, man. I went for a run in the rain,
You'll be lyin' there with your hands protectively over your boobs. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
You'll be lyin' there with your hands protectively...
"Stop drippin' it on the new wooden floors!" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:17
"Stop drippin' it on the new wooden floors!"
"Yeah, her new boyfriend, he don't keep his dick dry." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
"Yeah, her new boyfriend, he don't keep his dick d...
It's really comfortin' to be able to come back from tour - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
It's really comfortin' to be able to come back fro...
But the other day, I'd been wearin' his hoodie for, like, a solid week, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
But the other day, I'd been wearin' his hoodie for...
I said to him… He was doing the laundry, and I said, "There's your hoodie, pal." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:26
I said to him… He was doing the laundry, and I said, "T...