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There is no Scottish man will dare tell me
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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

There is no Scottish man will dare tell me how to squat with form in a Scottish gym

There is no Scottish man will dare tell me how to squat with form in a Scottish gym

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There is no Scottish man will dare tell me
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how to squat with form in a Scottish gym.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:58
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
The only men in Scottish gyms look like they've been referred there by their GPs - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
The only men in Scottish gyms look like they've been re...
I'm a very health-conscious person, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I'm a very health-conscious person,
"I'm so old. I'm so depressed to be doin' this show, and I'm so old." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
"I'm so old. I'm so depressed to be doin'...
I could just see your little… little gray face goin', "That's no age at all!" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
I could just see your little… little gray face goin', &...
I'm sorry, I know it's not too old, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
I'm sorry, I know it's not too old,
Your life isn't gonna look exactly the way you always pictured it to look. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Your life isn't gonna look exactly the way you always p...
'Cause I really always pictured myself to be, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
'Cause I really always pictured myself to be,
I truly thought I was gonna have attended one of them by this point in my life. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
I truly thought I was gonna have attended one of them by thi...
It's not that I'm not gonna attend an orgy now I'm in my mid to late thirties. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
It's not that I'm not gonna attend an orgy now I&#...
More that the quality of my orgy invite starts to decline pretty rapidly - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
More that the quality of my orgy invite starts to decline pr...
It's gonna be a grimy swingers' event - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
It's gonna be a grimy swingers' event
I just know that the train gets better when they all get off. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
I just know that the train gets better when they all get off...
"I don't feel frightened now!" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
"I don't feel frightened now!"
Some chubby plumber's gonna serve me bacon Frazzles, not… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
Some chubby plumber's gonna serve me bacon Frazzles, no...
I'll have to nosh him off. I'll give him a gobble. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
I'll have to nosh him off. I'll give him a gobble.
I'll do it gratefully, with my sagging, aged face - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I'll do it gratefully, with my sagging, aged face
That's what hard about this age. Your face starts to get too baggy for your skull. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
That's what hard about this age. Your face starts to ge...
More and more of my selfies have to be taken at this angle - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
More and more of my selfies have to be taken at this angle
I'm sorry if that makes any of youse uncomfortable, uh, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
I'm sorry if that makes any of youse uncomfortable, uh,
Didn't have to worry about what those guys were up to, 'cause they were just… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:15
Didn't have to worry about what those guys were up to, ...