Two old ladies. "Do you remember, Eileen, do you rememberwhen men used to pay for a look...
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Two old ladies. "Do you remember, Eileen, do you remember
when men used to pay for a look at us?" "Oh yes, the glory days." "We were up near Fern's ears." "Now we are sinking
nearer her belly button, sinking closer towards the grave, one of us faster than the other,
apparently." "I'll catch you up later, babes." "Don't be negative, Agnes." "Remember when Colonel Gaddafi's nephews
offered us £40 for a private dance?" "Or people claiming to be
from the Gaddafi family." Good times
when men used to pay for a look at us?" "Oh yes, the glory days." "We were up near Fern's ears." "Now we are sinking
nearer her belly button, sinking closer towards the grave, one of us faster than the other,
apparently." "I'll catch you up later, babes." "Don't be negative, Agnes." "Remember when Colonel Gaddafi's nephews
offered us £40 for a private dance?" "Or people claiming to be
from the Gaddafi family." Good times
Full Transcript
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Two old ladies. "Do you remember, Eileen,
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do you remember
when men used to pay for a look at us?"
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"Oh yes, the glory days."
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"We were up near Fern's ears."
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"Now we are sinking
nearer her belly button,
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sinking closer towards the grave,
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one of us faster than the other,
apparently."
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"I'll catch you up later, babes."
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"Don't be negative, Agnes."
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"Remember when Colonel Gaddafi's nephews
offered us £40 for a private dance?"
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"Or people claiming to be
from the Gaddafi family."
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Good times.
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Movie Summary
The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
