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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

Uh, and I have such a high standard now when it comes to what I look forin a partner

Uh, and I have such a high standard now when it comes to what I look for
in a partner

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Uh, and I have such a high standard now
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when it comes to what I look for in a partner.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:06
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
Like, I go out with, uh, a proper person now, with a proper job. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Like, I go out with, uh, a proper person now, with a proper ...
High standards. In my early twenties, my standards were very low, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
High standards. In my early twenties, my standards were very...
Like, I remember a guy chattin' me up - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:17
Like, I remember a guy chattin' me up
You get rid of all your bad habits. You go on date nights. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
You get rid of all your bad habits. You go on date nights.
Not all the time, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Not all the time,
You might rotate through the same two or three comfortable positions - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
You might rotate through the same two or three comfortable p...
Maybe ones where you lie on your side - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
Maybe ones where you lie on your side
Continue to gaze numbly at whatever screen is in front of your face. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Continue to gaze numbly at whatever screen is in front of yo...
Then a little voice at the back of your head pipes up, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:31
Then a little voice at the back of your head pipes up,
He said to me, "Let's pretend to be other people," - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
He said to me, "Let's pretend to be other people,&...
And then… Still shaggin' me, if you don't know Latin. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
And then… Still shaggin' me, if you don't know Lat...
…he went, "Who do you want to be?" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
…he went, "Who do you want to be?"
But what I do know is Brooklyn has a crackin' life, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
But what I do know is Brooklyn has a crackin' life,
The other day, I tried doin' sexual talking again, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:13
The other day, I tried doin' sexual talking again,
You know, before goin' out with him, I thought I was a really sexy person - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
You know, before goin' out with him, I thought I was a ...
I was like, "I'm dead sexy 'cause I've had sex." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I was like, "I'm dead sexy 'cause I've h...
And I found this out because I got told off for kink shamin'. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
And I found this out because I got told off for kink shamin&...
So the moment they went, "Actually, Fern, don't kink shame," I was like, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
So the moment they went, "Actually, Fern, don't ki...
That was when I was like, "Get a Telegraph subscription." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
That was when I was like, "Get a Telegraph subscription...
I'm like, "Is this where young people's sense of victimhood comes from?" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:16
I'm like, "Is this where young people's sense...