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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

"Who cares, man? He was poor!" "Get off my wardrobe door, Jack!" And that's my titties,...

"Who cares, man? He was poor!" "Get off my wardrobe door, Jack!" And that's my titties, reminiscin'

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"Who cares, man? He was poor!"
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"Get off my wardrobe door, Jack!"
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And that's my titties, reminiscin'.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:51
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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N/A

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The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
Two old ladies. "Do you remember, Eileen, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:42
Two old ladies. "Do you remember, Eileen,
Hey, sometimes audiences think I've made that Gaddafi bit up - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:14
Hey, sometimes audiences think I've made that Gaddafi b...
I met his nephews that night in Big Daddy O's. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
I met his nephews that night in Big Daddy O's.
Big Daddy O's, now a Mexican restaurant - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
Big Daddy O's, now a Mexican restaurant
Anyway, now I'm in my twilight years, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:13
Anyway, now I'm in my twilight years,
'Cause I get told that I seem confident onstage, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
'Cause I get told that I seem confident onstage,
But if you're a woman who likes walkin' at night, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
But if you're a woman who likes walkin' at night,
It really gets in the way of the de-stressin' part. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
It really gets in the way of the de-stressin' part.
I feel like you guys are like, "No, we don't think like that all the time." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:12
I feel like you guys are like, "No, we don't think...
Uh, number one, I have a father - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
Uh, number one, I have a father
Uh… I know that parents worry a lot, but hear me out. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Uh… I know that parents worry a lot, but hear me out.
Any time I phone my dad on a walk, the first thing he says to me is… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:19
Any time I phone my dad on a walk, the first thing he says t...
Statistically, you're so much more likely - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:13
Statistically, you're so much more likely
Secondly, uh, my dad, uh has been this way since I was five. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Secondly, uh, my dad, uh has been this way since I was five.
On my first day of school, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:30
On my first day of school,
They've already overcome so many taboos in becoming child kidnappers. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
They've already overcome so many taboos in becoming chi...
I feel like me going, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I feel like me going,
And the other reason that I'm frightened… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
And the other reason that I'm frightened…
Uh, I've given it… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Uh, I've given it…
I think, after ten years, it's safe to say - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
I think, after ten years, it's safe to say