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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

"Yeah, her new boyfriend,he don't keep his dick dry." Nicki Minaj would writea hit song...

"Yeah, her new boyfriend,
he don't keep his dick dry." Nicki Minaj would write
a hit song about it

Full Transcript

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"Yeah, her new boyfriend, he don't keep his dick dry."
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Nicki Minaj would write a hit song about it.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:37
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
It's really comfortin' to be able to come back from tour - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
It's really comfortin' to be able to come back fro...
But the other day, I'd been wearin' his hoodie for, like, a solid week, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
But the other day, I'd been wearin' his hoodie for...
I said to him… He was doing the laundry, and I said, "There's your hoodie, pal." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:26
I said to him… He was doing the laundry, and I said, "T...
Offerin' him cups of tea - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Offerin' him cups of tea
Askin' him how the tiling in the en suite was coming along, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Askin' him how the tiling in the en suite was coming al...
But never mentionin' it for a whole week, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
But never mentionin' it for a whole week,
I thought, "Right, man. The first thing I'm gonna do is get a dog." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I thought, "Right, man. The first thing I'm gonna ...
Uh, well done if you've got a rescue cat and you get on with it. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
Uh, well done if you've got a rescue cat and you get on...
But it was a… it was a mean cat, so I was like, "I'm gonna get a wee dog." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:13
But it was a… it was a mean cat, so I was like, "I'...
Uh… I didn't get the kind that attacks you for no reason. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
Uh… I didn't get the kind that attacks you for no reaso...
I got a lobotomized pedigree cat - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I got a lobotomized pedigree cat
I love this cat more than either of my parents. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
I love this cat more than either of my parents.
Within six months, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Within six months,
He just made this passing comment, the cat looked lonely. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
He just made this passing comment, the cat looked lonely.
As soon as I got the cats - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:17
As soon as I got the cats
Tacky paintings of a woman holding a cat in her lap. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
Tacky paintings of a woman holding a cat in her lap.
Why would I like that? That's such an offensive gi… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Why would I like that? That's such an offensive gi…
I've cleaned up their mess. I love them because they have amazing personalities, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
I've cleaned up their mess. I love them because they ha...
I would never dare give you a calendar of similar-looking bald men… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
I would never dare give you a calendar of similar-looking ba...
"Why don't you like your present?" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
"Why don't you like your present?"