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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

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Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:12
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
Maybe ones where you lie on your side - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
Maybe ones where you lie on your side
Continue to gaze numbly at whatever screen is in front of your face. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Continue to gaze numbly at whatever screen is in front of yo...
Then a little voice at the back of your head pipes up, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:31
Then a little voice at the back of your head pipes up,
He said to me, "Let's pretend to be other people," - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
He said to me, "Let's pretend to be other people,&...
And then… Still shaggin' me, if you don't know Latin. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
And then… Still shaggin' me, if you don't know Lat...
…he went, "Who do you want to be?" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
…he went, "Who do you want to be?"
But what I do know is Brooklyn has a crackin' life, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:11
But what I do know is Brooklyn has a crackin' life,
The other day, I tried doin' sexual talking again, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:13
The other day, I tried doin' sexual talking again,
You know, before goin' out with him, I thought I was a really sexy person - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
You know, before goin' out with him, I thought I was a ...
I was like, "I'm dead sexy 'cause I've had sex." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I was like, "I'm dead sexy 'cause I've h...
And I found this out because I got told off for kink shamin'. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
And I found this out because I got told off for kink shamin&...
So the moment they went, "Actually, Fern, don't kink shame," I was like, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
So the moment they went, "Actually, Fern, don't ki...
That was when I was like, "Get a Telegraph subscription." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:10
That was when I was like, "Get a Telegraph subscription...
I'm like, "Is this where young people's sense of victimhood comes from?" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:16
I'm like, "Is this where young people's sense...
And look, I'm sorry if… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:25
And look, I'm sorry if…
So it's quite a miracle I turned out to be the shagger I am today. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
So it's quite a miracle I turned out to be the shagger ...
'Cause I got told a lot of sex lies growing up, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
'Cause I got told a lot of sex lies growing up,
She was a very sweet woman but deeply religious. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
She was a very sweet woman but deeply religious.
She took me aside one day in the summer holidays when I was 14, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
She took me aside one day in the summer holidays when I was ...
And she said, "Oh, hen, I found these things in your room today." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:16
And she said, "Oh, hen, I found these things in your ro...