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Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen

You'll be lyin' there with your handsprotectively over your boobs

You'll be lyin' there with your hands
protectively over your boobs

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You'll be lyin' there with your hands protectively over your boobs.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:18
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

The irreverent Scottish comedian tackles big themes like death, decline and the disappointments of middle age in her stand-up special filmed in Bristol.
"Stop drippin' it on the new wooden floors!" - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:17
"Stop drippin' it on the new wooden floors!"
"Yeah, her new boyfriend, he don't keep his dick dry." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
"Yeah, her new boyfriend, he don't keep his dick d...
It's really comfortin' to be able to come back from tour - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
It's really comfortin' to be able to come back fro...
But the other day, I'd been wearin' his hoodie for, like, a solid week, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
But the other day, I'd been wearin' his hoodie for...
I said to him… He was doing the laundry, and I said, "There's your hoodie, pal." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:26
I said to him… He was doing the laundry, and I said, "T...
Offerin' him cups of tea - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:06
Offerin' him cups of tea
Askin' him how the tiling in the en suite was coming along, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Askin' him how the tiling in the en suite was coming al...
But never mentionin' it for a whole week, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:09
But never mentionin' it for a whole week,
I thought, "Right, man. The first thing I'm gonna do is get a dog." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I thought, "Right, man. The first thing I'm gonna ...
Uh, well done if you've got a rescue cat and you get on with it. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
Uh, well done if you've got a rescue cat and you get on...
But it was a… it was a mean cat, so I was like, "I'm gonna get a wee dog." - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:13
But it was a… it was a mean cat, so I was like, "I'...
Uh… I didn't get the kind that attacks you for no reason. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
Uh… I didn't get the kind that attacks you for no reaso...
I got a lobotomized pedigree cat - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:08
I got a lobotomized pedigree cat
I love this cat more than either of my parents. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
I love this cat more than either of my parents.
Within six months, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Within six months,
He just made this passing comment, the cat looked lonely. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
He just made this passing comment, the cat looked lonely.
As soon as I got the cats - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:17
As soon as I got the cats
Tacky paintings of a woman holding a cat in her lap. - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:05
Tacky paintings of a woman holding a cat in her lap.
Why would I like that? That's such an offensive gi… - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
Why would I like that? That's such an offensive gi…
I've cleaned up their mess. I love them because they have amazing personalities, - Fern Brady: Autistic Bikini Queen 00:07
I've cleaned up their mess. I love them because they ha...