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Ed Rooney Ed This is George PetersonHow are you today sirWe've had a bit of bad luck this morning as you may have heardYeah I heard and I'm all broken upBoy what a blow Yeah YeahWell it's been a tough
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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Ed Rooney.Cameron: Ed. This is George Peterson.Ed Rooney:How are you today, sir?Cameron: Well, we've had a bit of bad luck this morning as you may have heard.Ed Rooney:Yeah I heard, and man, I'm all broken up, boy, what a blow.Cameron: Yeah. Yeah. Well, uh, it's been a tough morning and we got a lot of family business to take care of, so if you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane, I'd appreciate it.Ed Rooney:Uh, yeah, sure, no I'd be happy to, yeah you, uh, you you just produce a corpse, and uh, I'll release Sloane. I wanna see this dead grandmother first hand.Grace:Ed?Ed Rooney:It's alright, Grace, it's Ferris Bueller the little twerp. I'm gonna set a trap and let him fall right in it.Grace:Ooh!Cameron: I'm sorry, Ed, did you say you wanted to see a body?Ed Rooney:Yeah, that's right, just, uh, roll her old bones on over here, and I'll dig up your daughter. You know that's school policy.Cameron: Oh.Ed Rooney:Was this your mother?Cameron: Uh, no my wife's mother.Grace: Ed Rooney's office.Ferris:Hi this is Ferris Bueller, can I speak to Mr. Rooney please? Thank you.Grace: Uh... hold.Ed Rooney:Tell ya what, dipshit. If you don't like my policies you can come on down here and smooch my big ole' white butt.Grace:ED!Ed Rooney:Pucker up butter-cup.Ed Rooney:What?Grace:Ferris Bueller's on line 2

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Ed Rooney Ed This is George Peterson
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How are you today sir
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We've had a bit of bad luck this morning as you may have heard
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Yeah I heard and I'm all broken up
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Boy what a blow Yeah Yeah
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Well it's been a tough morning and
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we've got a lot of family business to take care of So
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if you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane I'd appreciate it
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Sure I'd be happy to
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Yeah you just produce a corpse and
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I'll release Sloane
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I want to see this dead grandmother firsthand
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Ed
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It's all right Grace It's Ferris Bueller the little twerp
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I'm going to set the trap and let him fall right into it
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Ed I'm sorry did you say you wanted to see a body
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Yeah that's right
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Just roll her old bones on over here and I'll dig up your daughter
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You know that's school policy Oh
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Was this your mother No my wife's mother
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Ed Rooney's office
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Hi this is Ferris Bueller can I speak to Mr Rooney please
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Thank you
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Hold
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Tell you what dip shit
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you don't like my policies you can just come on down here and
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smooch my big old white butt
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Ed Pucker up buttercup What
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Ferris Bueller's on line two
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Duration
91 seconds
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3,742
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:43
Uploaded
Mar 01, 2026
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Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

After high school slacker Ferris Bueller successfully fakes an illness in order to skip school for the day, he goes on a series of adventures throughout Chicago with his girlfriend Sloane and best friend Cameron, all the while trying to outwit his wily school principal and fed-up sister.

Actors

Jeffrey Jones
Ed Rooney
Edie McClurg
Grace