I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him. Well, with your bad knee Ed, you...

Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him. Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody... It's true. Ed Rooney: What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas. Grace: Mmm-hmm. Ed Rooney: Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectivley govern this student body. Grace: Well, makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed. Ed Rooney: Thank you, Grace. I think you're wrong. Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. Ed Rooney: That is why I have got to catch him this time- To show these kids the example he sets is a first class ticket to nowhere! [he hands Grace some papers] Grace: Oh, Ed, you sounded like Dirty Harry just then. Ed Rooney: Really? Grace: Uh-huh Ed Rooney: [scoffs lightly] Thanks, Grace.