To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
I'm fine
Please log in to add to collections.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off

I'm fine. - I can get up.- No. - I have a test today.- No. You... I have to take it. I...

I'm fine. - I can get up.- No. - I have a test today.- No. You... I have to take it. I want to go to a good college,so I can have a fruitful life. Honey, you're not goingto school like this, now. Fine. What's this? What's his problem? - He doesn't feel well.- Yeah, right. Dry that one out,you can fertilise the lawn. Jeanie? Is that you? Jeanie? I can't see that far. Jeanie? Jeanie, I

Full Transcript

00:00:01.989 --> 00:00:02.543
I'm fine
00:00:02.794 --> 00:00:05.000
I can get up No
00:00:05.129 --> 00:00:06.921
I have a test today No
00:00:07.048 --> 00:00:08.542
You
00:00:08.674 --> 00:00:10.466
I have to take it
00:00:10.676 --> 00:00:14.721
I want to go to a good college so I can have a fruitful life
00:00:14.972 --> 00:00:17.427
Honey you're not going to school like this now
00:00:17.558 --> 00:00:20.002
Fine What's this What's his problem
00:00:21.603 --> 00:00:24.001
He doesn't feel well Yeah right
00:00:24.272 --> 00:00:26.312
Dry that one out you can fertilise the lawn
00:00:26.441 --> 00:00:28.897
Jeanie Is that you
00:00:30.032 --> 00:00:33.998
Jeanie I can't see that far
00:00:33.573 --> 00:00:36.858
Jeanie Jeanie I
Available in 9 languages
Duration
38 seconds
Views
71
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:05
Uploaded
Mar 01, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Pictures

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

After high school slacker Ferris Bueller successfully fakes an illness in order to skip school for the day, he goes on a series of adventures throughout Chicago with his girlfriend Sloane and best friend Cameron, all the while trying to outwit his wily school principal and fed-up sister.
- Bite the big one, Junior. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:19
- Bite the big one, Junior.
Wait you're letting him stay homeI can't believe this If I was bleeding out my eyesyou guys would make me go to school This is so unfair - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:09
Wait you're letting him stay homeI can't believe...
That's it. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:33
That's it.
Now, you get better, pumpkin. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:14
Now, you get better, pumpkin.
- We love you, sweetie. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:10
- We love you, sweetie.
IncredibleOne of the worst performances of my careerand they never doubted it for a secondHow could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like thisThis is my ninth sick day this semesterIt's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnessesIf I - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:39
IncredibleOne of the worst performances of my careerand they...
The key to faking out the parents is the clammy handsIt's a good non specific symptom I'm a big believer in itA lot of people will tell you that a good phoney fever is a dead lockBut you get a nervous mother you could wind up in a doctor's officeThat's - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:32
The key to faking out the parents is the clammy...
Life moves pretty fastIf you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:10
Life moves pretty fastIf you don't stop and look around...
I do have a test today - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:41
I do have a test today
It's not that I condone fascismor any ism for that matterIsms in my opinion are not goodA person should not believe in an ism he should believe in himselfI don't believe in Beatles I just believe in meA good point there After all he was The WalrusI could - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:25
It's not that I condone fascismor any ism for that...
BuellerBuellerBuellerBueller He's sickMy best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriendheard from this guy who knows this kid who's goingwith a girl who saw Ferris pass out at Thirty One Flavors last nightI guess it's pretty seriousThank you - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:35
BuellerBuellerBuellerBueller He's sickMy best...
Frye Frye - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:05
Frye Frye
Hello? Cameron, babe, what's happening? Very little. - How do you feel? - Shredded. Is your mother i - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:38
Hello? Cameron, babe, what's happening? Very little. -...
Cameron babe what's happeningVery little - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:06
Cameron babe what's happeningVery little
You're not dying. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:06
You're not dying.
If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:32
If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron.
When Cameron was in Egypt's landLet my Cameron go - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:13
When Cameron was in Egypt's landLet my Cameron go
Pardon my French but Cameron is so tightthat if you stuck a lump of coal up his assin two weeks you'd have a diamond - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:09
Pardon my French but Cameron is so tightthat if you stuck a...
Are you also aware Mrs Bueller thatFerris does not have what we consider to bean exemplary attendance recordI don't understandHe has missed an unacceptable number of school daysIn the opinion of this educatorFerris is not taking his academic growth - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 01:27
Are you also aware Mrs Bueller thatFerris does not have what...
I asked for a car, I got a computer. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off 00:10
I asked for a car, I got a computer.