There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen......
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[calling the police about an intruder]
Jeannie:
There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen... M-my-my-my name is Bueller...
[pause]
Jeannie:
Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? DICKHEAD!
Transcript
Look, this...
This is not a phony phone call.
There is an intruder, male,
Caucasian, possibly armed,
certainly weird, in my kitchen.
Yeah, my, my... My name's Bueller.
It's real nice that
you hope my brother's feeling better,
but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute.
I am very alone.
And I'm very protective of my body.
I do not want it violated,
or killed, all right?
I need help!
Speak-a de English?
Dickhead.
God.
Excuse me.
Whoever's in the house
is still in the house,
I'd like you to know that
I've just called the police.
So if you have any brains whatsoever,
you'll get your ass out of
my house real quick.
I'd also like to add
that I have my father's gun
and a scorching case of herpes.
Clip duration: 67 seconds
Views: 479
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy
Summary: After high school slacker Ferris Bueller successfully fakes an illness in order to skip school for the day, he goes on a series of adventures throughout Chicago with his girlfriend Sloane and best friend Cameron, all the while trying to outwit his wily school principal and fed-up sister.
Comments
00:41 I do have a test today
00:36 Ladies and gentlemen
00:07 All right
00:13 It's in a garage
00:09 I'm Ferris Bueller
01:06 For Christ's sake
00:11 Goddamn it
00:08 Don't worry about it
00:11 It is so choice
00:20 It is a beautiful day in Chicago
00:06 Look what Uncle Ed's got for you
00:15 Between grief and nothing
00:16 Peterson home on line one
00:16 You just sounded like Dirty Harry just then
00:11 I can't drive when you're yelling at me
00:10 Life moves pretty fast
00:31 Cameron has never been in love
00:35 Ed Rooney Ed This is George Peterson
00:09 Pardon my French but Cameron is so tight
00:15 Well he's very popular Ed