Ed Rooney. Ed. This is George Peterson. How are you today, sir? Well, we've had a bit of...
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Ed Rooney:
Ed Rooney.
Cameron:
[disguising voice as George Peterson]
Ed. This is George Peterson.
Ed Rooney:
How are you today, sir?
Cameron:
[voice disguised]
Well, we've had a bit of bad luck this morning as you may have heard.
Ed Rooney:
Yeah I heard, and man, I'm all broken up, boy, what a blow.
Cameron:
[disguised]
Yeah. Yeah. Well, uh, it's been a tough morning and we got a lot of family business to take care of, so if you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane, I'd appreciate it.
Ed Rooney:
Uh, yeah, sure, no I'd be happy to, yeah you, uh, you you just produce a corpse, and uh, I'll release Sloane. I wanna see this dead grandmother first hand.
Grace:
Ed?
Ed Rooney:
It's alright, Grace, it's Ferris Bueller the little twerp. I'm gonna set a trap and let him fall right in it.
Grace:
Ooh!
Cameron:
[disguised]
I'm sorry, Ed, did you say you wanted to see a body?
Ed Rooney:
Yeah, that's right, just, uh, roll her old bones on over here, and I'll dig up your daughter. You know that's school policy.
Cameron:
[disguised]
Oh.
Ed Rooney:
Was this your mother?
Cameron:
[disguised]
Uh, no my wife's mother.
Grace:
[picks up ringing phone]
Ed Rooney's office.
Ferris:
Hi this is Ferris Bueller, can I speak to Mr. Rooney please? Thank you.
Grace:
[caught off-guard]
Uh... hold.
Ed Rooney:
Tell ya what, dipshit. If you don't like my policies you can come on down here and smooch my big ole' white butt.
Grace:
ED!
Ed Rooney:
Pucker up butter-cup.
[to Grace]
Ed Rooney:
What?
Grace:
Ferris Bueller's on line 2.
Transcript
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Ed Rooney Ed This is George Peterson
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How are you today sir
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We've had a bit of bad luck this morning as you may have heard
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Yeah I heard and I'm all broken up
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Boy what a blow Yeah Yeah
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Well it's been a tough morning and
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we've got a lot of family business to take care of So
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if you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane I'd appreciate it
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Sure I'd be happy to
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Yeah you just produce a corpse and
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I'll release Sloane
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 337
Timestamp in movie: 00h 19m 44s
Uploaded: 20 February, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: After high school slacker Ferris Bueller successfully fakes an illness in order to skip school for the day, he goes on a series of adventures throughout Chicago with his girlfriend Sloane and best friend Cameron, all the while trying to outwit his wily school principal and fed-up sister.
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00:09 Pardon my French but Cameron is so tight
00:15 Well he's very popular Ed
00:24 The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California
00:05 Ferris Bueller you're my hero
00:34 Where's your brain Why'd you kick me
00:25 It's not that I condone fascism
00:22 Bueller
00:08 You're still here
00:12 The city looks so peaceful from up here
00:14 There's somebody you should talk to
00:04 Never had one lesson
00:18 I am not gonna sit on my ass
00:13 When Cameron was in Egypt's land
00:09 What's the score Nothing nothing
00:10 Les jeux sont faits Translation The game is up
00:13 I just picked up Jeanie at the police station
00:06 What'd I do You killed the car
00:32 The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands
00:15 I heard that you were feeling ill
00:05 So that's how it is in their family