"Fight Club" quotes

00:12 Okay Any historical figure 00:06 Run Forrest run 00:15 Every time it rained we had to kill the power 00:54 I don't know how Tyler found that house 00:16 If I fall asleep 00:21 Did you know if you mix gasoline and frozen orange juice you... 00:32 You are not your job 00:13 I say never be complete 00:19 No You have a house Rented in your name 00:08 No No I want bowel cancer 00:39 Bob Bob had bitch tits 00:04 I got it I got it Shit I lost it 00:20 If you could fight any celebrity who would you fight 00:13 What are you doing 00:09 You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend 00:10 Enemies I reject the basic assumption civilization 00:12 Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel 00:16 You just want me to hit you Come on Do me this one favor 00:21 I had it all I had a stereo that was very decent 00:06 I need you out of town this week to cover some red flags 00:10 Enemies I reject the basic assumption civilization 00:07 You can't get married 00:06 Is that what a man looks like 00:19 If you know I know 00:30 What are you doing 00:12 You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend 01:05 A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at... 00:32 You're not your job 00:11 This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time 00:36 My father dumped me Tyler dumped me 00:04 Truly slide 00:06 Candystripe a cancer ward It's not my problem 00:26 I've been going to Debtors Anonymous 00:33 Home was a condo on the 15th floor 00:08 I've been going to Debtors Anonymous 00:13 So you're a tourist 00:09 The father must have been huge 00:20 He was the guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry 00:06 You did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living 00:05 I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel 00:07 Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery... 00:06 Go ahead Cornelius 00:35 They're single serving friends 00:07 Oh you've got some fucked up friends 00:10 I really think it's time you left Don't worry I'm leaving 00:25 Yeah why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem 00:12 I wasn't really dying 00:06 He was full of pep Must have had his grande latte enema 00:05 Something on your mind dear No 00:17 Now I just need to know if you've seen Tyler 00:06 It must have been Tuesday He had on his cornflower blue tie 00:04 Oh don't worry It's not a threat to you 00:19 It's getting exciting now 00:35 Into your cave 00:07 Fuck Fight Club Fuck Marla 00:36 Most of the week we were Ozzie and Harriet 00:15 Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing 00:17 In death a member of Project Mayhem 00:06 Richest creamiest fat in the world Fat of the land 00:08 This is a chemical burn 00:11 No problem I wish I could return the favor 00:10 Is this not a good time for you Just tell him you fucking... 00:08 And then 00:11 I got right in everyone's hostile face 00:07 Like a monkey ready to be shot into space 00:04 What's that smell 00:09 Me too I've got a stomach full of Xanax 00:08 I found a new one 00:12 What are we doing tonight 00:05 By the end of the first month I didn't miss TV 00:06 I'm fucking Lou Who the fuck are you 00:08 I'd flip through catalogues and wonder 00:10 When you buy furniture you tell yourself that's it 00:09 You said if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem even... 00:07 You're too old fat man 00:31 So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the... 00:33 Tyler Who is this 00:35 Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if... 00:05 I am Jack's raging bile duct 00:07 How embarrassing