A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential...
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Woman on Plane:
[20:35]
A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Woman on Plane:
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Narrator:
You wouldn't believe.
Woman on Plane:
Which car company do you work for?
Narrator:
A major one.
Transcript
The infant went through the windshield.
A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.
The rear differential locks up.
The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.
The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.
Now, should we initiate a recall?
The father must have been huge.
See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?
Very modern art.
Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.
Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.
Multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, C.
A x B x C
equals X.
If X is less than the cost of a recall,
we don't do one.
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
You wouldn't believe.
Which car company do you work for?
A major one.
Every time the plane banked too sharply on takeoff or landing,
I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.
Anything.
Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.
"If you are seated in an emergency exit row ...
and would be unable or unwilling
to perform the duties ...
listed on the safety card, please
ask a flight attendant to reseat you."
It's a lot of responsibility.
Wanna switch seats?
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particular job.
An exit-door procedure at 30,000 ft.
Clip duration: 108 seconds
Views: 303
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: drama
Summary: An insomniac office worker and a devil-may-care soap maker form an underground fight club that evolves into much more.
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