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Narrator: This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits.Narrator: This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. The big moosie slobbering all over me... that was Bob.Robert 'Bob' Paulson:We're still men.Narrator: Yes, we're men. Men is what we are.Narrator:Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. And that was where I fit...Robert 'Bob' Paulson:They're gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid.Narrator: Between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big
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Bob Bob had bitch tits
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This was a support group for men with testicular cancer
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The big moosie slobbering all over me that was Bob
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We're still men
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an8 Yes we're men
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an8 Men is what we are
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Bob had had his testicles removed Then hormone therapy
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He developed bitch tits cos his testosterone was too high
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and his body upped the estrogen
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That was where I fit They'll have to drain my pecs again
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Between those huge sweating tits
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that hung enormous the way you'd think of God's as big
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OK you cry now
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No wait Back up Let me start earlier
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For six months I couldn't sleep
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I couldn't sleep
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With insomnia nothing's real
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Everything's far away
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Everything's a copy of a copy
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of a copy
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When deep space exploration ramps up it'll be corporations that name everything
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The IBM Stellar Sphere
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The Microsoft Galaxy
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The Planet Starbucks
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I need you out of town this week to cover some red flags
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It must have been Tuesday He had on his cornflower blue tie
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You want me to deprioritize my reports until you advise of a status upgrade
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Prioritize these Here's your flight coupons Call me if there's any snags
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He was full of pep Must have had his grande latte enema
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Like so many others I had become a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct
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I'd like Erika Pekkari dust ruffles Please hold
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If I saw something clever a coffee table in the shape of a yin yang I had to have it
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an8 The Klipsk personal office unit
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an8 The Hovetrekke home exerbike
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an8 Or the Ohamshab sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern
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an8 Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of environmentally friendly paper
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an8 I'd flip through catalogs and wonder What kind of dining set defines me
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I had it all Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections
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proof they were crafted by the honest hard working indigenous peoples of
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Please hold wherever
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We used to read pornography
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Now it was the Horchow collection
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No You can't die from insomnia What about narcolepsy
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I nod off I wake up in strange places I have no idea how I got there
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You need to lighten up Can you please give me something
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Red and blue Tuinals lipstick red Seconals
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No You need healthy natural sleep
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Chew some valerian root and get more exercise
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Movie Summary
An insomniac office worker and a devil-may-care soap maker form an underground fight club that evolves into much more.
