To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO

We'll split up the week OK You take lymphoma and tuberculosisYou take tuberculosis My smoking doesn't go over at allGood Fine Testicular cancer should be no contestTechnically I have more right to be

That's your favorite too? Tried to slip it by me, eh?

Fight Club • 1999

Narrator:I'll tell you: we'll split up the week, okay? You take lymphoma, and tuberculosis...Marla Singer:You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all.Narrator:Okay, good, fine. Testicular cancer should be no contest, I think.Marla Singer:Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls.Narrator:You're kidding.Marla Singer:I don't know... am I?Narrator:No, no! What do you want?Marla Singer:I'll take the parasites.Narrator:You can't have both the parasites, but while You take the blood parasites...Marla Singer:I want brain parasites.Narrator:I'll take the blood parasites. But I'm gonna take the organic brain dementia, okay?Marla Singer:I want that.Narrator:You can't have the whole brain, that's...Marla Singer:So far you have four, I only have two!Narrator:Okay. Take both the parasites. They're yours. Now we both have three...Marla Singer:So, we each have three... that's six. What about the seventh day? I want ascending bowel cancer.Narrator: The girl had done her homework.Narrator:No. No, I WANT bowel cancer.Marla Singer:That's your favorite too? Tried to slip it by me, eh?

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.008

We'll split up the week OK You take lymphoma and tuberculosis

00:00:04.088 --> 00:00:07.055

You take tuberculosis My smoking doesn't go over at all

00:00:07.063 --> 00:00:11.001

Good Fine Testicular cancer should be no contest

00:00:11.014 --> 00:00:15.018

Technically I have more right to be there You still have your balls

00:00:15.027 --> 00:00:17.064

You're kidding I dunno Am I

00:00:17.098 --> 00:00:19.018

No No

00:00:19.031 --> 00:00:22.023

What do you want I'll take the parasites

00:00:22.031 --> 00:00:25.007

You can't have both Take the blood parasites

00:00:25.015 --> 00:00:26.073

I want brain parasites

00:00:26.082 --> 00:00:29.074

I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.041

I want that You can't have the whole brain

00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:35.998

So far you have four I only have two

00:00:35.016 --> 00:00:38.066

OK Take both the parasites They're yours

00:00:39.025 --> 00:00:41.029

Now we both have three

00:00:44.096 --> 00:00:47.005

Hey You left half your clothes

00:01:03.061 --> 00:01:07.061

What are you selling those Yes I'm selling some clothes

00:01:07.069 --> 00:01:09.078

So we each have three That's six

00:01:09.086 --> 00:01:12.028

What about the seventh day I want bowel cancer

00:01:12.036 --> 00:01:14.045

The girl had done her homework

00:01:14.053 --> 00:01:19.041

No No I want bowel cancer That's your favorite too

00:01:19.091 --> 00:01:23.001

Tried to slip it by me eh Look we'll split it

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.008

سنقسم الأسبوع حسن ا كنت تأخذ سرطان الغدد الليمفاوية والسل

00:00:04.088 --> 00:00:07.055

أنت تأخذ مرض السل تدخيني لا ينتهي على الإطلاق

00:00:07.063 --> 00:00:11.001

جيد بخير لا ينبغي أن يكون سرطان الخصية منافس ا

00:00:11.014 --> 00:00:15.018

من الناحية الفنية لدي الحق في أن أكون هناك لا يزال لديك الكرات الخاصة بك

00:00:15.027 --> 00:00:17.064

انت تمزح لا أدري هل أنا

00:00:17.098 --> 00:00:19.018

لا لا

00:00:19.031 --> 00:00:22.023

ماذا تريد سوف آخذ الطفيليات

00:00:22.031 --> 00:00:25.007

لا يمكنك الحصول على كليهما خذ طفيليات الدم

00:00:25.015 --> 00:00:26.073

أريد طفيليات الدماغ

00:00:26.082 --> 00:00:29.074

سوف آخذ الدم لكني أريد الخرف الدماغي

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.041

اريد ذلك لا يمكن أن يكون لديك الدماغ كله

00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:35.998

حتى الآن لديك أربعة لدي اثنين فقط

00:00:35.016 --> 00:00:38.066

نعم خذ كل من الطفيليات إنهم لك

00:00:39.025 --> 00:00:41.029

الآن كلانا لديه ثلاثة

00:00:44.096 --> 00:00:47.005

يا لقد تركت نصف ملابسك

00:01:03.061 --> 00:01:07.061

ماذا هل تبيع تلك نعم أبيع بعض الملابس

00:01:07.069 --> 00:01:09.078

إذن كل واحد منا لديه ثلاثة وهذا هو ستة

00:01:09.086 --> 00:01:12.028

ماذا عن اليوم السابع أريد سرطان الأمعاء

00:01:12.036 --> 00:01:14.045

لقد قامت الفتاة بواجبها المنزلي

00:01:14.053 --> 00:01:19.041

لا لا أريد سرطان الأمعاء وهذا هو المفضل لديك أيضا

00:01:19.091 --> 00:01:23.001

حاولت أن تنزلق من قبلي إيه انظر سنقوم بتقسيمها

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.008

我们这周分开好吗你拿淋巴瘤和肺结核来说

00:00:04.088 --> 00:00:07.055

你得了肺结核我的烟根本戒不掉

00:00:07.063 --> 00:00:11.001

好的美好的睾丸癌不应该是一场竞赛

00:00:11.014 --> 00:00:15.018

从技术上讲我有更多权利在那里你还有你的蛋蛋

00:00:15.027 --> 00:00:17.064

你在开玩笑吧我不知道我是吗

00:00:17.098 --> 00:00:19.018

不不

00:00:19.031 --> 00:00:22.023

你想要什么我会带走寄生虫

00:00:22.031 --> 00:00:25.007

你不能两者兼得以血液寄生虫为例

00:00:25.015 --> 00:00:26.073

我想要大脑寄生虫

00:00:26.082 --> 00:00:29.074

我要抽血但我想要脑痴呆

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.041

我要那个你不可能拥有整个大脑

00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:35.998

到目前为止你已经有四个了我只有两个

00:00:35.016 --> 00:00:38.066

好的采取两种寄生虫他们是你的

00:00:39.025 --> 00:00:41.029

现在我们俩都有了三个

00:00:44.096 --> 00:00:47.005

嘿你留下了一半的衣服

00:01:03.061 --> 00:01:07.061

什么你卖这些吗是的我正在卖一些衣服

00:01:07.069 --> 00:01:09.078

所以我们每人都有三个那是六个

00:01:09.086 --> 00:01:12.028

那么第七天呢我想要肠癌

00:01:12.036 --> 00:01:14.045

那女孩已经做完作业了

00:01:14.053 --> 00:01:19.041

不不我想要肠癌这也是你最喜欢的吗

00:01:19.091 --> 00:01:23.001

试图从我身边溜走嗯看我们会分开它

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.008

Rozdělíme si týden ano Berete lymfom a tuberkulózu

00:00:04.088 --> 00:00:07.055

Bereš tuberkulózu Moje kouření vůbec nepřestává

00:00:07.063 --> 00:00:11.001

Dobrý Pokuta Rakovina varlat by neměla být soutěžní

00:00:11.014 --> 00:00:15.018

Technicky mám větší právo tam být Pořád máš koule

00:00:15.027 --> 00:00:17.064

Děláš si legraci Nevím jsem

00:00:17.098 --> 00:00:19.018

Ne Ne

00:00:19.031 --> 00:00:22.023

Co chceš Vezmu parazity

00:00:22.031 --> 00:00:25.007

Nemůžeš mít obojí Vezměte krevní parazity

00:00:25.015 --> 00:00:26.073

Chci mozkové parazity

00:00:26.082 --> 00:00:29.074

Vezmu krev ale chci mozkovou demenci

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.041

Chci aby Nemůžeš mít celý mozek

00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:35.998

Zatím máte čtyři Mám jen dva

00:00:35.016 --> 00:00:38.066

OK Vezměte oba parazity Jsou tvoje

00:00:39.025 --> 00:00:41.029

Teď máme oba tři

00:00:44.096 --> 00:00:47.005

Ahoj Nechal jsi polovinu oblečení

00:01:03.061 --> 00:01:07.061

Co prodáváš je Ano prodávám nějaké oblečení

00:01:07.069 --> 00:01:09.078

Takže každý máme tři To je šest

00:01:09.086 --> 00:01:12.028

A co sedmý den Chci rakovinu střev

00:01:12.036 --> 00:01:14.045

Dívka udělala svůj domácí úkol

00:01:14.053 --> 00:01:19.041

Ne Ne Chci rakovinu střev To je také vaše oblíbené

00:01:19.091 --> 00:01:23.001

Snažil se mi to podstrčit co Podívej rozdělíme si to

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.008

Vi deler ugen op okay Du tager lymfom og tuberkulose

00:00:04.088 --> 00:00:07.055

Du tager tuberkulose Min rygning går slet ikke over

00:00:07.063 --> 00:00:11.001

Godt Bøde Testikelkræft bør ikke være nogen konkurrence

00:00:11.014 --> 00:00:15.018

Rent teknisk har jeg mere ret til at være der Du har stadig dine baller

00:00:15.027 --> 00:00:17.064

Du laver sjov Det ved jeg ikke Er jeg

00:00:17.098 --> 00:00:19.018

Nej nej

00:00:19.031 --> 00:00:22.023

Hvad vil du have Jeg tager parasitterne

00:00:22.031 --> 00:00:25.007

Du kan ikke få begge dele Tag blodparasitterne

00:00:25.015 --> 00:00:26.073

Jeg vil have hjerneparasitter

00:00:26.082 --> 00:00:29.074

Jeg vil tage blodet men jeg vil have hjernedemens

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.041

Det vil jeg gerne Man kan ikke have hele hjernen

00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:35.998

Indtil videre har du fire Jeg har kun to

00:00:35.016 --> 00:00:38.066

OKAY Tag begge parasitterne De er dine

00:00:39.025 --> 00:00:41.029

Nu har vi begge tre

00:00:44.096 --> 00:00:47.005

Hej Du efterlod halvdelen af dit tøj

00:01:03.061 --> 00:01:07.061

Hvad sælger du dem Ja jeg sælger noget tøj

00:01:07.069 --> 00:01:09.078

Så vi har hver tre Det er seks

00:01:09.086 --> 00:01:12.028

Hvad med den syvende dag Jeg vil have tarmkræft

00:01:12.036 --> 00:01:14.045

Pigen havde lavet sit hjemmearbejde

00:01:14.053 --> 00:01:19.041

Nej Nej Jeg vil have tarmkræft Er det også din favorit

00:01:19.091 --> 00:01:23.001

Prøvede at smutte den forbi mig ikke Se vi deler det op

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.008

We verdelen de week oké U neemt lymfoom en tuberculose

00:00:04.088 --> 00:00:07.055

U krijgt tuberculose Mijn roken gaat helemaal niet over

00:00:07.063 --> 00:00:11.001

Goed Prima Zaadbalkanker zou geen probleem moeten zijn

00:00:11.014 --> 00:00:15.018

Technisch gezien heb ik meer recht om daar te zijn Je hebt je ballen nog

00:00:15.027 --> 00:00:17.064

Je maakt een grapje Ik weet het niet Ben ik

00:00:17.098 --> 00:00:19.018

Nee nee

00:00:19.031 --> 00:00:22.023

Wat wil je Ik neem de parasieten

00:00:22.031 --> 00:00:25.007

Je kunt niet allebei hebben Neem de bloedparasieten

00:00:25.015 --> 00:00:26.073

Ik wil hersenparasieten

00:00:26.082 --> 00:00:29.074

Ik neem het bloed af maar ik wil hersendementie

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.041

Ik wil dat Je kunt niet het hele brein hebben

00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:35.998

Tot nu toe heb je er vier Ik heb er maar twee

00:00:35.016 --> 00:00:38.066

OK Neem beide parasieten Ze zijn van jou

00:00:39.025 --> 00:00:41.029

Nu hebben we er allebei drie

00:00:44.096 --> 00:00:47.005

Hoi Je hebt de helft van je kleren achtergelaten

00:01:03.061 --> 00:01:07.061

Wat verkoop je die Ja ik verkoop wat kleding

00:01:07.069 --> 00:01:09.078

We hebben er dus allemaal drie Dat is zes

00:01:09.086 --> 00:01:12.028

Hoe zit het met de zevende dag Ik wil darmkanker

00:01:12.036 --> 00:01:14.045

Het meisje had haar huiswerk gedaan

00:01:14.053 --> 00:01:19.041

Nee Nee Ik wil darmkanker Is dat ook jouw favoriet

00:01:19.091 --> 00:01:23.001

Probeerde het aan mij voorbij te laten gaan hè Kijk we delen het

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.008

Nous allons partager la semaine d'accord Vous prenez le lymphome et la tuberculose

00:00:04.088 --> 00:00:07.055

Vous prenez la tuberculose Je ne fume pas du tout

00:00:07.063 --> 00:00:11.001

Bien Bien Le cancer des testicules ne devrait pas être un sujet de contestation

00:00:11.014 --> 00:00:15.018

Techniquement j'ai plus le droit d'être là Tu as toujours tes couilles

00:00:15.027 --> 00:00:17.064

Tu plaisantes Je ne sais pas Suis je

00:00:17.098 --> 00:00:19.018

Non non

00:00:19.031 --> 00:00:22.023

Que veux tu Je vais prendre les parasites

00:00:22.031 --> 00:00:25.007

Vous ne pouvez pas avoir les deux Prenez les parasites sanguins

00:00:25.015 --> 00:00:26.073

Je veux des parasites cérébraux

00:00:26.082 --> 00:00:29.074

Je vais prendre le sang mais je veux une démence cérébrale

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.041

Je veux cela On ne peut pas avoir tout le cerveau

00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:35.998

Pour l instant vous en avez quatre Je n'en ai que deux

00:00:35.016 --> 00:00:38.066

D'ACCORD Prenez les deux parasites Ils sont à vous

00:00:39.025 --> 00:00:41.029

Maintenant nous en avons tous les deux trois

00:00:44.096 --> 00:00:47.005

Hé Tu as laissé la moitié de tes vêtements

00:01:03.061 --> 00:01:07.061

Quoi tu les vends Oui je vends des vêtements

00:01:07.069 --> 00:01:09.078

Nous en avons donc chacun trois Cela fait six

00:01:09.086 --> 00:01:12.028

Et le septième jour Je veux un cancer de l'intestin

00:01:12.036 --> 00:01:14.045

La jeune fille avait fait ses devoirs

00:01:14.053 --> 00:01:19.041

Non Non Je veux un cancer de l'intestin C'est ton préféré aussi

00:01:19.091 --> 00:01:23.001

J'ai essayé de me le glisser hein Écoute on va le partager

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.076

Wir teilen die Woche auf OK

00:00:03.168 --> 00:00:05.375

Du nimmst Lymphknoten und Tuberkulose

00:00:05.462 --> 00:00:08.582

Nimm du Tuberkulose Mein Rauchen kommt da gar nicht an

00:00:08.674 --> 00:00:11.959

OK Gut Gut Hodenkrebs sollte offensichtlich sein

00:00:12.052 --> 00:00:15.967

Technisch gesehen hätte ich eher ein Recht dort zu sein Du hast noch Eier

00:00:16.001 --> 00:00:18.927

Du machst Witze Weiß nicht Tu ich das

00:00:19.101 --> 00:00:20.056

Nein Nein

00:00:20.644 --> 00:00:23.266

Was willst du Ich nehm die Parasiten

00:00:23.355 --> 00:00:26.142

Du kannst nicht beide haben Nimm die Blutparasiten

00:00:26.233 --> 00:00:30.562

Ich will die Gehirnparasiten Ich die Blutparasiten und Dementia

00:00:30.654 --> 00:00:33.406

Die will ich Du kannst nicht das ganze Gehirn haben

00:00:33.049 --> 00:00:35.981

Bis jetzt hast du vier und ich nur zwei

00:00:36.001 --> 00:00:39.991

OK Nimm beide Parasiten Sie gehören dir

00:00:40.998 --> 00:00:42.369

Nun haben wir beide drei

00:00:45.001 --> 00:00:48.252

He Du hast die Hälfte deiner Kleider vergessen

00:00:49.131 --> 00:00:51.207

Reifen quietschen

00:00:51.003 --> 00:00:53.376

Autohupe

00:01:04.271 --> 00:01:06.001

Was verkaufst du die Ja

00:01:06.523 --> 00:01:08.599

Ich verkaufe ein paar Klamotten

00:01:08.999 --> 00:01:10.768

Also Wir haben beide drei Das macht sechs

00:01:10.861 --> 00:01:13.696

Was ist mit Sonntag Ich will Darmkrebs

00:01:13.001 --> 00:01:15.857

Das Mädel hatte sich gut vorbereitet

00:01:15.095 --> 00:01:18.996

Nein Nein Ich will Darmkrebs

00:01:18.702 --> 00:01:20.001

Ist das auch deine Lieblingsgruppe

00:01:20.871 --> 00:01:24.037

Wolltest das wohl unter 'n Tisch fallen lassen OK teilen wir sie

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.008

Kita akan berpisah minggu ini oke Anda menderita limfoma dan tuberkulosis

00:00:04.088 --> 00:00:07.055

Anda terkena tuberkulosis Kebiasaan merokok saya tidak berhenti sama sekali

00:00:07.063 --> 00:00:11.001

Bagus Bagus Kanker testis seharusnya tidak ada tandingannya

00:00:11.014 --> 00:00:15.018

Secara teknis saya lebih berhak berada di sana Anda masih punya nyali

00:00:15.027 --> 00:00:17.064

Anda bercanda Saya tidak tahu Apakah saya

00:00:17.098 --> 00:00:19.018

Tidak tidak

00:00:19.031 --> 00:00:22.023

Apa yang kamu inginkan Aku akan mengambil parasitnya

00:00:22.031 --> 00:00:25.007

Anda tidak dapat memiliki keduanya Ambil parasit darah

00:00:25.015 --> 00:00:26.073

Saya ingin parasit otak

00:00:26.082 --> 00:00:29.074

Saya akan mengambil darahnya tetapi saya ingin demensia otak

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.041

Saya mau itu Kamu tidak bisa memiliki seluruh otak

00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:35.998

Sejauh ini Anda punya empat Saya hanya punya dua

00:00:35.016 --> 00:00:38.066

OKE Ambil kedua parasit tersebut Mereka milikmu

00:00:39.025 --> 00:00:41.029

Sekarang kami berdua punya tiga

00:00:44.096 --> 00:00:47.005

Hai Anda meninggalkan setengah pakaian Anda

00:01:03.061 --> 00:01:07.061

Apa kamu menjualnya Ya saya menjual beberapa pakaian

00:01:07.069 --> 00:01:09.078

Jadi kita masing masing punya tiga Itu enam

00:01:09.086 --> 00:01:12.028

Bagaimana dengan hari ketujuh Saya ingin kanker usus

00:01:12.036 --> 00:01:14.045

Gadis itu telah menyelesaikan pekerjaan rumahnya

00:01:14.053 --> 00:01:19.041

Tidak Tidak Aku ingin kanker usus Itu favoritmu juga

00:01:19.091 --> 00:01:23.001

Mencoba menyelipkannya padaku ya Dengar kami akan membaginya

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.129

Aspetta Ci divideremo la settimana

00:00:05.295 --> 00:00:09.591

Prendi linfoma e tubercolosi Prendi tu tubercolosi

00:00:09.758 --> 00:00:14.093

Là non si fuma ll cancro ai testicoli è mio lo ho più diritto

00:00:15.097 --> 00:00:18.392

Tu hai ancora le palle Scherzi

00:00:18.976 --> 00:00:22.354

Non lo so Che pensi No

00:00:22.646 --> 00:00:28.193

Che cosa vuoi lo mi tengo i parassiti Hai quelli del sangue

00:00:28.036 --> 00:00:32.698

Voglio quelli del cervello Prenderò la demenza cerebrale

00:00:32.865 --> 00:00:38.999

La voglio io Non puoi avere tutto il cervello Hai 4 gruppi

00:00:38.203 --> 00:00:44.999

Tieni i due parassiti Così avremo 3 gruppi a testa

00:00:48.038 --> 00:00:51.675

Hai lasciato metà del bucato

00:01:05.898 --> 00:01:08.233

Vendi i vestiti

00:01:08.001 --> 00:01:13.113

Sì Tre gruppi a testa fanno 6 giorni ll settimo

00:01:13.028 --> 00:01:15.574

Voglio il tumore all'intestino

00:01:15.783 --> 00:01:18.869

Aveva fatto bene i calcoli

00:01:19.001 --> 00:01:23.999

Voglio io il tumore all'intestino So che è il tuo preferito

00:01:24.166 --> 00:01:30.381

Ce lo dividiamo Tu ci andrai la prima e la terza settimana del mese

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.008

週を分けてやりますいいですかリンパ腫と結核を患っています

00:00:04.088 --> 00:00:07.055

あなたは結核にかかります私の喫煙は全く止まりません

00:00:07.063 --> 00:00:11.001

良い大丈夫精巣がんには異議を唱えるべきではありません

00:00:11.014 --> 00:00:15.018

技術的には私にはそこにいる権利がもっとありますあなたはまだあなたのボールを持っています

00:00:15.027 --> 00:00:17.064

冗談でしょ私は知らないよ私ですか

00:00:17.098 --> 00:00:19.018

いいえいいえ

00:00:19.031 --> 00:00:22.023

なんでしょう寄生虫を捕まえます

00:00:22.031 --> 00:00:25.007

両方を持つことはできません血液寄生虫を取り除きます

00:00:25.015 --> 00:00:26.073

脳に寄生虫が欲しい

00:00:26.082 --> 00:00:29.074

採血はしますが脳認知症を希望します

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.041

それが欲しいです脳全体を使うことはできません

00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:35.998

これまでのところ 4 つあります 2つしか持っていない

00:00:35.016 --> 00:00:38.066

わかりました両方の寄生虫を取り除きますそれらはあなたのものです

00:00:39.025 --> 00:00:41.029

今では二人とも3つ持っています

00:00:44.096 --> 00:00:47.005

おい服を半分残しました

00:01:03.061 --> 00:01:07.061

えそれ売ってるのはい洋服をいくつか売っています

00:01:07.069 --> 00:01:09.078

つまり私たちはそれぞれ3つずつ持っていますつまり6つです

00:01:09.086 --> 00:01:12.028

7日目はどうでしょうか大腸がんになりたいです

00:01:12.036 --> 00:01:14.045

女の子は宿題を終えていました

00:01:14.053 --> 00:01:19.041

いいえいいえ大腸がんになりたいのですそれもお気に入りですか

00:01:19.091 --> 00:01:23.001

私のそばをすり抜けようとしたんですねほら分けてあげるよ

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.008

Ќе ја поделиме неделата добро Земаш лимфом и туберкулоза

00:00:04.088 --> 00:00:07.055

Земаш туберкулоза Моето пушење воопшто не минува

00:00:07.063 --> 00:00:11.001

Добро Добро Ракот на тестисите не треба да биде никаков натпревар

00:00:11.014 --> 00:00:15.018

Технички имам повеќе право да бидам таму Сè уште ги имате вашите топки

00:00:15.027 --> 00:00:17.064

Се шегуваш Незнам Дали сум јас

00:00:17.098 --> 00:00:19.018

Бр Не

00:00:19.031 --> 00:00:22.023

Што сакаш Ќе ги земам паразитите

00:00:22.031 --> 00:00:25.007

Не можете да ги имате и двете Земете ги паразитите во крвта

00:00:25.015 --> 00:00:26.073

Сакам мозочни паразити

00:00:26.082 --> 00:00:29.074

Ќе земам крв ама сакам мозочна деменција

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.041

Тоа го сакам Не можеш да го имаш целиот мозок

00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:35.998

Досега имате четири Имам само две

00:00:35.016 --> 00:00:38.066

ДОБРО Земете ги двата паразити Тие се ваши

00:00:39.025 --> 00:00:41.029

Сега и двајцата имаме три

00:00:44.096 --> 00:00:47.005

Еј Ја оставивте половина облека

00:01:03.061 --> 00:01:07.061

Што ги продаваш Да продавам облека

00:01:07.069 --> 00:01:09.078

Значи секој од нас има по три Тоа е шест

00:01:09.086 --> 00:01:12.028

Што е со седмиот ден Сакам рак на дебелото црево

00:01:12.036 --> 00:01:14.045

Девојчето си ја завршило домашната задача

00:01:14.053 --> 00:01:19.041

Не Не Сакам рак на дебелото црево И тоа ти е омилено

00:01:19.091 --> 00:01:23.001

Се обидов да ми го лизне а Види ќе го поделиме

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.008

Vi deler opp uken ok Du tar lymfom og tuberkulose

00:00:04.088 --> 00:00:07.055

Du tar tuberkulose Røykingen min går ikke over i det hele tatt

00:00:07.063 --> 00:00:11.001

Flink Fint Testikkelkreft bør ikke være noen konkurranse

00:00:11.014 --> 00:00:15.018

Teknisk sett har jeg mer rett til å være der Du har fortsatt ballene dine

00:00:15.027 --> 00:00:17.064

Du tuller Jeg vet ikke Er jeg det

00:00:17.098 --> 00:00:19.018

Nei nei

00:00:19.031 --> 00:00:22.023

Hva vil du Jeg skal ta parasittene

00:00:22.031 --> 00:00:25.007

Du kan ikke ha begge deler Ta blodparasittene

00:00:25.015 --> 00:00:26.073

Jeg vil ha hjerneparasitter

00:00:26.082 --> 00:00:29.074

Jeg skal ta blodet men jeg vil ha hjernedemens

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.041

Jeg ønsker at Du kan ikke ha hele hjernen

00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:35.998

Så langt har du fire Jeg har bare to

00:00:35.016 --> 00:00:38.066

OK Ta begge parasittene De er dine

00:00:39.025 --> 00:00:41.029

Nå har vi begge tre

00:00:44.096 --> 00:00:47.005

Hei Du la igjen halvparten av klærne dine

00:01:03.061 --> 00:01:07.061

Hva selger du dem Ja jeg selger noen klær

00:01:07.069 --> 00:01:09.078

Så vi har tre hver Det er seks

00:01:09.086 --> 00:01:12.028

Hva med den syvende dagen Jeg vil ha tarmkreft

00:01:12.036 --> 00:01:14.045

Jenta hadde gjort leksene sine

00:01:14.053 --> 00:01:19.041

Nei Nei Jeg vil ha tarmkreft Er det din favoritt også

00:01:19.091 --> 00:01:23.001

Prøvde å slippe den forbi meg ikke sant Se vi deler det opp

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.008

Vamos dividir a semana ok Você pega linfoma e tuberculose

00:00:04.088 --> 00:00:07.055

Você pega tuberculose Meu hábito de fumar não passa de jeito nenhum

00:00:07.063 --> 00:00:11.001

Bom Multar O câncer testicular não deve ser contestado

00:00:11.014 --> 00:00:15.018

Tecnicamente tenho mais direito de estar lá Você ainda tem suas bolas

00:00:15.027 --> 00:00:17.064

Você está brincando Eu não sei Eu sou

00:00:17.098 --> 00:00:19.018

Não não

00:00:19.031 --> 00:00:22.023

O que você quer Vou levar os parasitas

00:00:22.031 --> 00:00:25.007

Você não pode ter os dois Veja os parasitas do sangue

00:00:25.015 --> 00:00:26.073

Eu quero parasitas cerebrais

00:00:26.082 --> 00:00:29.074

Vou tirar o sangue mas quero demência cerebral

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.041

Eu quero aquilo Você não pode ter o cérebro inteiro

00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:35.998

Até agora você tem quatro Eu só tenho dois

00:00:35.016 --> 00:00:38.066

OK Pegue os dois parasitas Eles são seus

00:00:39.025 --> 00:00:41.029

Agora nós dois temos três

00:00:44.096 --> 00:00:47.005

Ei Você deixou metade das suas roupas

00:01:03.061 --> 00:01:07.061

O que você está vendendo isso Sim estou vendendo algumas roupas

00:01:07.069 --> 00:01:09.078

Então cada um de nós tem três São seis

00:01:09.086 --> 00:01:12.028

E o sétimo dia Eu quero câncer de intestino

00:01:12.036 --> 00:01:14.045

A menina tinha feito o dever de casa

00:01:14.053 --> 00:01:19.041

Não Não Eu quero câncer de intestino Esse também é o seu favorito

00:01:19.091 --> 00:01:23.001

Tentou passar por mim hein Olha vamos dividir

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.008

Ne împărțim săptămâna bine Luați limfom și tuberculoză

00:00:04.088 --> 00:00:07.055

Luați tuberculoză Fumatul meu nu trece deloc

00:00:07.063 --> 00:00:11.001

Bun Amenda Cancerul testicular nu ar trebui să fie contestat

00:00:11.014 --> 00:00:15.018

Tehnic am mai mult dreptul să fiu acolo Mai ai mingile tale

00:00:15.027 --> 00:00:17.064

Glumesti Nu ştiu sunt eu

00:00:17.098 --> 00:00:19.018

Nu Nu

00:00:19.031 --> 00:00:22.023

Ce vrei Voi lua paraziții

00:00:22.031 --> 00:00:25.007

Nu le poți avea pe amândouă Luați paraziții din sânge

00:00:25.015 --> 00:00:26.073

Vreau paraziți cerebrali

00:00:26.082 --> 00:00:29.074

Voi lua sânge dar vreau demență cerebrală

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.041

Eu vreau aia Nu poți avea tot creierul

00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:35.998

Până acum ai patru Am doar două

00:00:35.016 --> 00:00:38.066

BINE Luați ambii paraziți Sunt ale tale

00:00:39.025 --> 00:00:41.029

Acum avem amândoi trei

00:00:44.096 --> 00:00:47.005

Hei Ți ai lăsat jumătate din haine

00:01:03.061 --> 00:01:07.061

Ce le vinzi Da vand niste haine

00:01:07.069 --> 00:01:09.078

Deci avem fiecare trei Adică șase

00:01:09.086 --> 00:01:12.028

Dar ziua a șaptea Vreau cancer intestinal

00:01:12.036 --> 00:01:14.045

Fata își făcuse temele

00:01:14.053 --> 00:01:19.041

Nu Nu Vreau cancer intestinal Și asta e preferata ta

00:01:19.091 --> 00:01:23.001

A încercat să mi strecoare nu Uite îl vom împărți

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.092

Стой стой я знаю мы поделим группы Хорошо

00:00:04.024 --> 00:00:06.999

Забирай себе лимфому и туберкулез а

00:00:06.214 --> 00:00:08.082

Туберкулез бери себе Я курю а там это не к месту

00:00:09.029 --> 00:00:12.261

Хорошо ладно Насчет рака яичек разговора быть не может

00:00:09.029 --> 00:00:12.261

Верно

00:00:12.047 --> 00:00:16.224

Но скорее я имею право там появляться у тебя яйца на месте

00:00:16.328 --> 00:00:17.371

Шутишь

00:00:17.579 --> 00:00:19.143

Не знаю А что не так

00:00:19.352 --> 00:00:21.646

Нет нет Чего ты хочешь

00:00:22.999 --> 00:00:23.523

Я беру себе паразитов

00:00:23.627 --> 00:00:26.442

Но не всех же паразитов Может возьмешь себе кровяных паразитов

00:00:26.546 --> 00:00:28.002

Я хочу мозговых

00:00:28.215 --> 00:00:31.343

Я возьму кровяных но тогда органические поражения мозга мои Хорошо

00:00:31.551 --> 00:00:32.386

Я не согласна

00:00:32.594 --> 00:00:34.002

Хочешь забрать все что касается мозга

00:00:34.262 --> 00:00:36.139

У тебя четыре группы а у меня всего две

00:00:36.244 --> 00:00:39.685

Ладно Забирай всех паразитов Они твои

00:00:39.893 --> 00:00:42.998

У нас по три группы

00:00:46.358 --> 00:00:48.548

Эй ты оставила там вещи

00:01:05.127 --> 00:01:06.378

Ты что продаешь это

00:01:06.691 --> 00:01:08.999

Да Я продаю одежду

00:01:09.715 --> 00:01:13.468

Что ж У нас по три Итого шесть Еще я хочу рак кишечника

00:01:13.001 --> 00:01:15.554

Девушка неплохо осведомлена

00:01:15.762 --> 00:01:18.578

Нет Рак кишечника мой

00:01:19.307 --> 00:01:21.998

Твое любимое

00:01:21.289 --> 00:01:22.999

Хотел обмануть меня а

00:01:23.374 --> 00:01:24.938

Ну давай поделим его

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.008

Rozdelíme si týždeň dobre Beriete lymfóm a tuberkulózu

00:00:04.088 --> 00:00:07.055

Beriete tuberkulózu Moje fajčenie vôbec neprestáva

00:00:07.063 --> 00:00:11.001

Dobre Dobre Rakovina semenníkov by nemala byť súťažou

00:00:11.014 --> 00:00:15.018

Technicky mám väčšie právo tam byť Stále máte svoje gule

00:00:15.027 --> 00:00:17.064

Robíš si srandu Neviem som

00:00:17.098 --> 00:00:19.018

Nie nie

00:00:19.031 --> 00:00:22.023

Čo chceš Zoberiem parazity

00:00:22.031 --> 00:00:25.007

Nemôžeš mať oboje Vezmite krvné parazity

00:00:25.015 --> 00:00:26.073

Chcem mozgové parazity

00:00:26.082 --> 00:00:29.074

Zoberiem krv ale chcem mozgovú demenciu

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.041

Chcem aby Nemôžete mať celý mozog

00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:35.998

Zatiaľ máte štyri Mám len dve

00:00:35.016 --> 00:00:38.066

OK Vezmite oboch parazitov Sú tvoje

00:00:39.025 --> 00:00:41.029

Teraz máme obaja tri

00:00:44.096 --> 00:00:47.005

Ahoj Nechal si polovicu oblečenia

00:01:03.061 --> 00:01:07.061

Čo predávaš ich Áno predávam nejaké oblečenie

00:01:07.069 --> 00:01:09.078

Takže každý máme tri To je šesť

00:01:09.086 --> 00:01:12.028

A čo siedmy deň Chcem rakovinu hrubého čreva

00:01:12.036 --> 00:01:14.045

Dievča si urobilo domácu úlohu

00:01:14.053 --> 00:01:19.041

Nie Nie Chcem rakovinu čreva To je aj tvoje obľúbené

00:01:19.091 --> 00:01:23.001

Snažil si sa mi to podsunúť však Pozri rozdelíme si to

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.086

Nos repartimos la semana vale

00:00:03.169 --> 00:00:05.038

Tu coges linfomas y tuberculosis

00:00:05.463 --> 00:00:08.591

La tuberculosis para ti No les gusta que fume

00:00:08.675 --> 00:00:11.097

Vale Bien Con cáncer de testículos no hay duda

00:00:12.001 --> 00:00:15.974

Técnicamente tengo más derecho Tú conservas los cojones

00:00:16.999 --> 00:00:18.435

Bromeas Tú sabrás

00:00:19.102 --> 00:00:20.562

No No

00:00:20.645 --> 00:00:23.273

Qué quieres Los parásitos

00:00:23.356 --> 00:00:26.151

Pues que sean los parásitos sanguíneos

00:00:26.234 --> 00:00:30.572

Quiero los del cerebro Pues yo me quedo la demencia cerebral

00:00:30.655 --> 00:00:33.408

La quiero yo No puedes quedarte todo el cerebro

00:00:33.491 --> 00:00:35.994

Tú ya tienes cuatro Yo sólo dos

00:00:36.998 --> 00:00:39.998

Vale Los dos parásitos son tuyos

00:00:40.003 --> 00:00:42.375

Ahora tenemos tres cada uno

00:00:45.999 --> 00:00:47.756

Eh Te dejas la mitad de la ropa

00:01:04.001 --> 00:01:06.441

La vas a vender Sí

00:01:06.524 --> 00:01:08.061

La estoy vendiendo

00:01:08.693 --> 00:01:10.779

Tenemos tres cada uno Eso son seis

00:01:10.999 --> 00:01:13.999

Y el séptimo día Quiero el cáncer intestinal

00:01:13.782 --> 00:01:15.867

La tía se había preparado

00:01:15.095 --> 00:01:18.001

No Lo quiero yo

00:01:18.703 --> 00:01:20.789

También es tu favorito

00:01:20.872 --> 00:01:24.375

Querías despistármelo eh Nos lo repartimos

Available in 18 languages

Duration

85 seconds

Views

1,429

Timestamp in Movie

00:16:52

Uploaded

Mar 18, 2026

Genres

Production

Fox 2000 Pictures,Regency Enterprises,The Linson Company,20th Century Fox,Taurus Film

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

An insomniac office worker and a devil-may-care soap maker form an underground fight club that evolves into much more.

Actors

Marla Singer

Helena Bonham Carter