The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club? I'm half asleep again; I...

Richard Chesler: [1:04:51] The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club? Narrator: [Voice-over] I'm half asleep again; I must've left the original in the copy machine. Richard Chesler: The second rule of Fight Club - is this yours? Narrator: Huh? Richard Chesler: Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do? Narrator: [pauses] Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. [Gets up from the chair] Narrator: [Talking slowly] And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. Narrator: [Voice-over] Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. [Snatches the piece of paper from boss' hands] Narrator: [Voice-over] And I used to be such a nice guy. Narrator: Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up. [Phone rings] Narrator: [Into phone] Compliance and Liability...? Marla Singer: My tit's gonna rot off. Narrator: [to boss] Would you excuse me? I need to take this.