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Fight Club • 1999

Uh... the clever guy.- Oh, yeah. Right. I called a second ago. There wasno answer. I'm at a payphone

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Uh the clever guy Oh yeah Right

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I called a second ago There was no answer I'm at a payphone

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Yeah I 69'd you I never pick up my phone

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So what's up Uh

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Well

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You're not gonna believe this

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It could be worse

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A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep and toss it out of a car

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There's always that

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It's just when you buy furniture you tell yourself

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أهي ضرورية للحياة وفقا لمنطق الصيد والجمع البدائي لا

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ما نحن إذا لا أعرف مستهلكون

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أجل نحن مستهلكون نحن نتاج هوس بنمط الحياة

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القتل والجريمة والفقر إنها أمور لا تهمني

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ما يهمني هو مجلات المشاهير وأجهزة تلفزيون بخمسمئة محطة

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اسم مصمم مشهور على ملابسي الداخلية دواء الشعر روغاين فياغرا رولسترا

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مارثا ستيوارت تبا ل مارثا ستيوارت

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سياسة مارثا ولت أيامها كل شيء يزول

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لتذهب إلى الجحيم الكنبات والرسوم القماشية بالخطوط الخضراء

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رأيي ألا نسعى إلى الكمال رأيي ألا نحرص على الإتقان

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আম দ র একরম স য টক স ছ ল

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চ ল ক ল ক

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ওহ হ য মন পড় ছ

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আম এক স ক ন ড আগ ফ ন কর ছ ল ম ক উ ধরলন

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আম প বল ক ফ ন ব থ আছ হ য আম ফ ন কর ছ আম অন য র ফ ন ধর ন

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ত ক অবস থ

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আসল

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ত ম শ নল ব শ ব স করব ন

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য ক ন ক ছ হত প রত

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যখন ত ম গ ড় ত ঘ ম চ ছ ল তখন ক ন ম য় এস ত ম র প র ষ ঙ গ ক ট ন য় য ত প রত

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হত প রত জ ন ন

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যখন ত ম ক ন স ফ ক ন তখন বল য

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On a la même mallette

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Le type astucieux

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Oui d'accord

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Je viens d'appeler sans succès Je suis dans une cabine

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J'ai fait un rappel automatique Je ne décroche jamais

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Quoi de neuf

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Vous ne me croirez jamais

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Il y a pire Une femme aurait pu te couper

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le pénis pendant que tu dormais et le jeter par la fenêtre

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Oui c'est vrai

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Je ne sais pas

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quand on s'achète un canapé et qu'on se dit que c'est le dernier

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Ist das wichtig für unser Überleben im Jäger Sammler Sinn

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Nein

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Was sind wir dann

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Weiß nicht Verbraucher

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Richtig Wir sind Verbraucher

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Wir sind Nebenprodukte einer Lebensstil Besessenheit

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Mord Verbrechen Armut Diese Dinge kümmern mich nicht

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Was mich kümmert sind Magazine mit Prominenten

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500 Fernsehkanäle

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ein Firmenname auf meiner Unterwäsche Rogaine

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Viagra Olestra

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Martha Stewart Zum Teufel mit Martha Stewart

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Sie poliert Messing auf der Titanic Es geht alles den Bach runter

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Also zum Teufel mit Ihrem Sofa und dem grünen Streifenmuster

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Ich sag werden wir nie komplett

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We had the same suitcase

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The clever guy

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Oh yeah Right

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I called a second ago There was no answer

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I'm at a payphone Yeah I 69'd you I never pick up my phone

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So what's up

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Well

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You're not gonna believe this

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You know it could be worse

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A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep and toss it out of a car

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There's always that I don't know

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When you buy furniture you tell yourself that's it

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Tas kita sama

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Orang pintar

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Ya benar

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Aku hanya telepon Tidak ada yang menjawab

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Aku di telepon umum Aku tekan tombol 69 Aku tak pernah angkat telepon

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Ada apa

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Kau akan kaget

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Bisa lebih buruk

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Ada wanita yang memotong penismu waktu kau tidur dan melemparkan keluar jendela mobil

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Selalu begitu

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Waktu kau beli perabot kau bilang ini sofa terakhir yang kuinginkan

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同じ鞄の

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賢い奴だよああアンタか

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さっき電話したけど出なかったろ今公衆電話で

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ああオレは出ないんだ逆探知する

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でどうした

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えらい事になってね

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確かに悲惨だが

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寝てる間に女にペニスをチョン切られて

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走る車の窓から捨てられるよりはマシだろ

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そりゃそうだ

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だけどね家具を買う時にこう思ってた

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Нет

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И кто же мы

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Мы просто потребители

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Правильно потребители

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Мы одержимы внешней атрибутикой преуспевания

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Убийство голод преступность все это не волнует меня

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А волнуют меня знаменитости и скандалы

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Телевизор где 500 каналов

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Чье имя у меня на бирке трусов

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Лоугейм Виагра Алестра

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Марта Стюарт

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К черту Марту

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Марта полирует бронзу на Титанике Мир скоро пойде ко дну

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Так что давно пора плюнуть на все эти диваны и зеленую обивку

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Я считаю к черту совершенство

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Teníamos el mismo maletín

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El tío ingenioso

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Ah sí

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Acabo de llamar No había nadie

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Estoy en una cabina Sí te devolví la llamada Nunca contesto

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Qué pasa

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Bueno

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No te lo vas a creer

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Podría ser peor

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Una tía podía cortarte el pito mientras duermes y tirarlo por la ventana

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Siempre es posible No sé

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Cuando compras muebles te dices ya está

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Şu zeki çocuk Evet tabii Doğru

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Az önce aramıştım Cevap yoktu Ben kulübeden arıyorum da

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Evet sistemden numaranı öğrenip geri aradım

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Telefonumu asla açmam

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Neden aradın

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Şey

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Buna inanmayacaksın

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Daha kötüsü de olabilirdi

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Bir kadın sen uyurken penisini kesip bir arabanın camından atabilirdi

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Bu ihtimal hep var

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Available in 11 languages

Duration

12 seconds

Views

63

Timestamp in Movie

00:28:45

Uploaded

Jan 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Fox 2000 Pictures,Regency Enterprises,The Linson Company,20th Century Fox,Taurus Film

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Movie Summary

An insomniac office worker and a devil-may-care soap maker form an underground fight club that evolves into much more.