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Narrator: Was it ticking?Airport Security Officer:Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.Narrator:Sorry, throwers?Airport Security Officer:Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.Narrator:My suitcase was vibrating?Airport Security Officer:Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...Airport Security Officer:it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.Narrator:I don't own
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Was it ticking
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Throwers don't worry Modern bombs don't tick
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Sorry Throwers Baggage handlers
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But when a suitcase vibrates the throwers have to call the police
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My suitcase was vibrating
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Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor but every once in a while
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it's a dildo
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It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo
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We have to use the indefinite article a dildo never your dildo
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I don't own
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هل كانت تدق
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الرماة لا تقلق القنابل الحديثة لا تدق
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آسف الرماة عمال الحقائب
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ولكن عندما تهتز الحقيبة يتعين على القاذفين الاتصال بالشرطة
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حقيبتي كانت تهتز
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تسع مرات من أصل عشرة تكون ماكينة حلاقة كهربائية لكن بين الحين والآخر
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إنه دسار
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إن سياسة الشركة هي عدم الإشارة مطلق ا إلى الملكية في حالة وجود دسار
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علينا أن نستخدم أداة التنكير a dildo وليس your dildo أبد ا
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أنا لا أملك
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是滴答作响吗
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投掷者不用担心 现代炸弹不会滴答作响
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对不起 投掷者 行李搬运工
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但当手提箱震动时 投掷者就必须报警
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我的行李箱在震动
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十有八九是电动剃须刀 但是 偶尔
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这是一个假阳具
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公司政策规定 在出现假阳具时绝不暗示所有权
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我们必须使用不定冠词 a dildo 而不是 your dildo
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我不拥有
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tikalo to
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Vrhačky se nebojte Moderní bomby netikají
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Promiňte vrhače Manipulátory zavazadel
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Když ale kufr zavibruje musí vrhači zavolat policii
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Vibroval můj kufr
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Devětkrát z deseti je to elektrický holicí strojek ale jednou za čas
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je to dildo
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Zásadou společnosti je nikdy neimplikovat vlastnictví v případě robertka
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Musíme použít neurčitý člen a dildo nikdy vaše dildo
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nevlastním
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Tikkede det
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Kastere bekymrer sig ikke Moderne bomber tikker ikke
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Undskyld Kastere Bagagehåndtering
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Men når en kuffert vibrerer må kasterne ringe til politiet
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Vibrerede min kuffert
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Ni ud af ti gange er det en elektrisk barbermaskine men en gang imellem
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det er en dildo
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Det er virksomhedens politik aldrig at antyde ejerskab i tilfælde af en dildo
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Vi skal bruge den ubestemte artikel en dildo aldrig din dildo
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jeg ejer ikke
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Was het aan het tikken
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Gooiers maken zich geen zorgen Moderne bommen tikken niet
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Sorry Werpers Kruiers
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Maar als een koffer trilt moeten de werpers de politie bellen
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Mijn koffer trilde
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Negen van de tien keer is het een elektrisch scheerapparaat maar af en toe
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het is een dildo
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Het is het beleid van het bedrijf om nooit de eigendom te impliceren in het geval van een dildo
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We moeten het onbepaalde lidwoord gebruiken een dildo nooit jouw dildo
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Ik bezit geen
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Est ce que ça tic tac
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Les lanceurs ne s'inquiètent pas Les bombes modernes ne fonctionnent pas
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Désolé Des lanceurs Les bagagistes
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Mais lorsqu'une valise vibre les lanceurs doivent appeler la police
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Ma valise vibrait
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Neuf fois sur dix c'est un rasoir électrique mais de temps en temps
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c'est un gode
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La politique de l'entreprise est de ne jamais impliquer la propriété dans le cas d'un gode
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Nous devons utiliser l'article indéfini un gode jamais votre gode
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Je ne possède pas
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Hat sie getickt Die Werfer wissen dass moderne Bomben nicht ticken
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Wie bitte Die Werfer Die Gepäckleute
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Aber wenn ein Koffer vibriert
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müssen die Werfer die Polizei rufen
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Mein Koffer vibrierte In 90 der Fälle
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ist es ein Rasierapparat
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Aber manchmal
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ist es ein Dildo
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Es ist Firmenpolitik nie jemanden als den Eigentümer eines Dildos zu bezeichnen
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Wir müssen immer den unbestimmten Artikel nehmen einen Dildo niemals
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Ihren Dildo
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Ich habe keinen
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Apakah itu berdetak
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Pelempar jangan khawatir Bom modern tidak dapat meledak
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Maaf Pelempar Pengendali bagasi
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Namun saat koper bergetar pelempar harus memanggil polisi
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Koper saya bergetar
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Sembilan dari sepuluh itu adalah pisau cukur listrik tapi sesekali
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itu adalah sebuah penis buatan
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Merupakan kebijakan perusahaan untuk tidak pernah menyiratkan kepemilikan jika terjadi sebuah dildo
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Kita harus menggunakan kata sandang tak tentu dildo bukan dildo Anda
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aku bukan pemilik
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Ticchettava Ai lanciatori non importa Le bombe non lo fanno più
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l lanciatori Quelli che prendono i bagagli
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Se una valigia vibra i lanciatori chiamano la polizia
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La mia valigia vibrava Forse è il rasoio elettrico
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Ma a volte è
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E' un dildo un vibratore
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Le Compagnie non specificano mai l'appartenenza del dildo
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Si dice un dildo Non si dice mai il suo dildo
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lo non ho
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それはカチカチでしたか
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投手陣は心配する必要はない 現代の爆弾はカチカチ音を立てません
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ごめん 投手 手荷物ハンドラー
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しかし スーツケースが振動すると 投げた人は警察に通報しなければなりません
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私のスーツケースが振動していましたか
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十中八九電気かみそりですが たまには
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それはディルドです
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会社の方針として ディルドを使用した場合に所有権を決して示唆しないことになっています
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あなたのディルド ではなく ディルド という不定冠詞を使用する必要があります
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私は所有していません
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Дали отчукуваше
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Фрлачите не се грижат Модерните бомби не штиклираат
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Извини Фрлачи Ракувачи на багаж
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Но кога куферот вибрира фрлачите треба да повикаат полиција
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Мојот куфер вибрираше
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Девет од десет пати е електричен брич но одвреме навреме
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тоа е дилдо
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Политика на компанијата е никогаш да не имплицира сопственост во случај на дилдо
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Мораме да го користиме неопределениот член дилдо никогаш вашето дилдо
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Јас не поседувам
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Tikket det
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Kastere bekymrer deg ikke Moderne bomber tikker ikke
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Beklager Kastere Bagasjehåndterere
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Men når en koffert vibrerer må kasterne ringe politiet
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Vibrerte kofferten min
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Ni av ti ganger er det en elektrisk barberhøvel men av og til
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det er en dildo
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Det er selskapets policy å aldri antyde eierskap i tilfelle en dildo
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Vi må bruke den ubestemte artikkelen en dildo aldri din dildo
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jeg eier ikke
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Estava correndo
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Os lançadores não se preocupem As bombas modernas não funcionam
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Desculpe Atiradores Carregadores de bagagem
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Mas quando uma mala vibra os atiradores têm que chamar a polícia
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Minha mala estava vibrando
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Nove em cada dez vezes é um barbeador elétrico mas de vez em quando
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é um vibrador
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É política da empresa nunca implicar propriedade no caso de um vibrador
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Temos que usar o artigo indefinido um vibrador nunca seu vibrador
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Eu não sou dono de
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A ticăit
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Aruncătorii nu ți face griji Bombele moderne nu bifează
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Scuze Aruncători Manipulatorii de bagaje
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Dar când o valiză vibrează aruncătorii trebuie să cheme poliția
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Valiza mea vibra
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De nouă ori din zece este un aparat de ras electric dar din când în când
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este un vibrator
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Politica companiei este să nu implice niciodată dreptul de proprietate în cazul unui vibrator
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Trebuie să folosim articolul nehotărât un vibrator niciodată odil ul tău
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nu detin
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В нем что то тикало
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Знаете теперь швырялы на тикание внимания не обращают
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Что за швырялы
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Грузчики багажа
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Но если чемодан вибрирует швырялы вызывают полицию
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Мой чемодан вибрировал
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Часто причиной бывает электробритва
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Но порой там находят
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вибратор
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Разумеется мы не упоминаем о том чей он
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Нас обязывают называть его чисто безотносительно вибратор
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Но только не говорить ваш
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Но у меня нет
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tikalo to
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Vrhačky sa nebojte Moderné bomby netikajú
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Prepáč Vhadzovače Manipulátory s batožinou
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Keď však kufor zavibruje hádzači musia zavolať políciu
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Vibroval mi kufor
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Deväťkrát z desiatich je to elektrický holiaci strojček ale raz za čas
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je to robertek
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Zásadou spoločnosti je nikdy nenaznačovať vlastníctvo v prípade robertka
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Musíme použiť neurčitý člen a dildo nikdy nie vaše dildo
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nevlastním
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Hacía tictac Los lanzadores saben que ya no pasa
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Los lanzadores Los mozos de equipaje
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Pero cuando una maleta vibra
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tienen que llamar a la policía
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Mi maleta vibraba Nueve de cada diez veces
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es una maquinilla eléctrica
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Pero de vez en cuando
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Es un consolador
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La empresa nunca supone propiedad en el caso de un consolador
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Usamos el artículo indefinido un consolador nunca
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su consolador
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No tengo ningún
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Duration
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00:24:45
Uploaded
Mar 18, 2026
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Fox 2000 Pictures,Regency Enterprises,The Linson Company,20th Century Fox,Taurus Film
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Movie Summary
An insomniac office worker and a devil-may-care soap maker form an underground fight club that evolves into much more.