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Was it ticking?

Was it ticking? Throwers don't worry.Modern bombs don't tick. - Sorry. Throwers?- Baggage...

Fight Club • 1999

Was it ticking? Throwers don't worry.Modern bombs don't tick. - Sorry. Throwers?- Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates,the throwers have to call the police. My suitcase was vibrating? Nine times out of ten it's an electricrazor, but... every once in a while... it's a dildo. It's company policy never to implyownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article -"a dildo", never "your dildo". I don't own... I had everything in that suitcase. MyCK shirts. My DKNY shoes. My AX ties. Never mind. Hey! That's my car!

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Was it ticking

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Throwers don't worry Modern bombs don't tick

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Sorry Throwers Baggage handlers

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But when a suitcase vibrates the throwers have to call the police

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My suitcase was vibrating

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Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor but every once in a while

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it's a dildo

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It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo

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We have to use the indefinite article a dildo never your dildo

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I don't own

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I had everything in that suitcase My CK shirts My DKNY shoes My AX ties

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Never mind

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Hey That's my car

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هل كانت تتكتك

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لا يخاف الرماة من التكتكة لأن القنابل الحديثة لا تتكتك

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عفوا الرماة عمال نقل الحقائب

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لكن عندما تتذبذب الحقيبة يسارع الرماة لإبلاغ الشرطة

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هل كانت حقيبتي تتذبذب نجد آلة حلاقة كهربائية معظم الأوقات

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لكن بين الحين والآخر

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نجد عضوا اصطناعيا

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تقضي سياسة الشركة بعدم مصادرة العضو الاصطناعي في حال العثور عليه

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ويفترض بنا استعمال كلمة العضو وليس عضوك

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لا أملك أي

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وضعت كل شيء في تلك الحقيبة

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قمصان كالفن كلاين وأحذية دونا كارين وربطات عنق أرماني

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لا عليكم

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আম র স য টক স থ ক আওয় জ আসছ ল আধ ন ক ব ম থ ক আওয় জ ব র হয়ন

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দ খ ত এখন ক হব আমর ব য গ জ হ য ন ডল র

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ক ন ত যখন ক ন স য টক স দ খল সন দ হ হয়

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তখন আমর প ল শক ড ক দ ই

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আম র স য টক স ভ ইব র ট হচ ছ ল স ধ রণত এট

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ইল কট র ক র জর র ক রণ হয় থ ক

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ক ন ত ম ঝ মধ য অন যক ছ ও থ ক

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ব পদজনক ক ছ

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যদ উল ট প ল ট ক ছ প ওয় য য় ত হল ক স টমসওয় ল র সহজ ছ ড় ন

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এজন য ব ঝ শ ন ম লপত র ন ত হয়

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ব ঝল

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ক ন ত আম র ক ছ

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ঐ স য টক স সবক ছ ছ ল আম র শ র ট

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আম র জ ত আম র প য ন ট

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ক ন ব য প র ন

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Elle faisait tic tac

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Les balanceurs s'en fichent les bombes ne tic taquent plus

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Les balanceurs

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Les bagagistes

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Mais quand une valise vibre ils doivent prévenir la police

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Ma valise vibrait

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Neuf fois sur dix

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c'est un rasoir électrique mais

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il arrive que ce soit

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un godemiché

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On n'implique jamais son propriétaire

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Si c'est un godemiché on dit toujours

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un godemiché jamais

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votre godemiché

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Je n'ai pas de

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J'avais tout dans la valise chemises Calvin Klein

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pompes Donna Karan cravates Armani

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Tant pis

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Hat sie getickt Die Werfer wissen dass moderne Bomben nicht ticken

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Wie bitte Die Werfer Die Gepäckleute

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Aber wenn ein Koffer vibriert

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müssen die Werfer die Polizei rufen

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Mein Koffer vibrierte In 90 der Fälle

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ist es ein Rasierapparat

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Aber manchmal

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ist es ein Dildo

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Es ist Firmenpolitik nie jemanden als den Eigentümer eines Dildos zu bezeichnen

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Wir müssen immer den unbestimmten Artikel nehmen einen Dildo niemals

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Ihren Dildo

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Ich habe keinen

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Ich hatte alles in diesem Koffer Meine CK Hemden

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Meine DKNY Schuhe Meine AX Schlipse

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Egal

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Mann draußen He Das ist mein Wagen

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Was it ticking Throwers know modern bombs don't tick

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Sorry throwers Baggage handlers

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But when a suitcase vibrates

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the throwers have got to call the police

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My suitcase was vibrating Nine times out of ten

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it's an electric razor

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But every once in a while

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it's a dildo

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It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo

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We have to use the indefinite article a dildo never

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your dildo

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I don't own

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I had everything in that suitcase My CK shirts

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My DKNYshoes My AX ties

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Never mind

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Hey That's my car

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Tasnya berdetak Throwers tahu bom modern tidak berdetak

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Apa itu Throwers Pelacak tas

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Tapi kalau tas bergetar

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petugas akan memanggil polisi

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Tasku bergetar

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90 itu pisau cukur listrik

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tapi kadang juga

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dildo

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Penerbangan tidak pernah memperbolehkan benda itu

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Kami harus memakai definisi lain

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Dildo mu

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tapi aku tidak punya

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Semua barangku ada di tas itu kaos CK

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Sepatu DKNY dasi A X

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Tak perlu dipikirkan

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Hei Itu mobilku

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まさか時計の音でも

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ブン投げ屋は時計の音なんか気にせんよ今の爆弾は無音だ

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ブン投げ屋荷物係さ

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でも今は振動があればすぐ通報する

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僕の鞄が振動

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９割方は電気剃刀だがねときたま

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バイブレーターだったりする

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もちろん航空会社は気を遣って

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ただバイブって言うんだ貴方のとは言わず

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僕はバイブなんて

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入ってたのはカルバンのシャツに DKNYの靴アルマーニのネクタイ

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まあいいか

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待てオレの車だぞ

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В нем что то тикало

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Знаете теперь швырялы на тикание внимания не обращают

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Что за швырялы

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Грузчики багажа

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Но если чемодан вибрирует швырялы вызывают полицию

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Мой чемодан вибрировал

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Часто причиной бывает электробритва

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Но порой там находят

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вибратор

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Разумеется мы не упоминаем о том чей он

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Нас обязывают называть его чисто безотносительно вибратор

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Но только не говорить ваш

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Но у меня нет

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В том чемодане была вся моя одежда

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Рубашки от Кельвина Кляйна ботинки от Дана Керен галстуки Армани

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Ну ладно

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Hacía tictac Los lanzadores saben que ya no pasa

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Los lanzadores Los mozos de equipaje

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Pero cuando una maleta vibra

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tienen que llamar a la policía

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Mi maleta vibraba Nueve de cada diez veces

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es una maquinilla eléctrica

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Pero de vez en cuando

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Es un consolador

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La empresa nunca supone propiedad en el caso de un consolador

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Usamos el artículo indefinido un consolador nunca

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su consolador

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No tengo ningún

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Lo tenía todo en esa maleta Mis camisas CK

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Mis zapatos DKNY Las corbatas AX

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Qué más da

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Eh Mi coche

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Tıkırdıyor mu dediniz

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Atıcılar tıkırdama konusunda endişelenmez çünkü modern bombalar tıkırdamaz

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Anlamadım atıcılar mı Bagaj görevlileri

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HAVALİMANI GÜVENLİĞİ

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Ama bir bavul titrediğinde atıcılar polisi aramak zorunda

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Yani bavulum titriyor muydu

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Her on durumdan dokuzu tıraş makinesidir ama arada bir

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Bir dildodur

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Tabii şirket kuralı olarak asla dildonun sahipliğinden bahsetmeyiz

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Bir dildo demek zorundayız asla sizin dildonuz demeyiz

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Ama benim

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Her şeyim o çantadaydı CK gömleklerim DKNY ayakkabılarım AX kravatlarım

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Her neyse

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Hey O benim arabam

Available in 11 languages

Duration

59 seconds

Views

92

Timestamp in Movie

00:24:44

Uploaded

Jan 31, 2026

Genres

Production

Fox 2000 Pictures,Regency Enterprises,The Linson Company,20th Century Fox,Taurus Film

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Movie Summary

An insomniac office worker and a devil-may-care soap maker form an underground fight club that evolves into much more.