Was it ticking? Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't...
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Narrator:
[24:45]
Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer:
Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator:
Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer:
Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator:
My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer:
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer:
it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator:
I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
Transcript
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Was it ticking Throwers know modern bombs don't tick
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Sorry throwers Baggage handlers
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But when a suitcase vibrates
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the throwers have got to call the police
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My suitcase was vibrating Nine times out of ten
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it's an electric razor
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But every once in a while
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it's a dildo
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It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo
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We have to use the indefinite article a dildo never
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 428
Timestamp in movie: 00h 24m 45s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: drama
Summary: An insomniac office worker and a devil-may-care soap maker form an underground fight club that evolves into much more.
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00:12 I'm in pain You wanna see pain
00:13 When the fight was over nothing was solved
00:33 You don't know where I've been
00:06 You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick
00:04 You're a brave man to order this
00:13 If the applicant is young tell him he's too young
00:23 We have front row seats for this theater of mass destruction
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00:11 Goddamn
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