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I actually do know one that's pretty good

I actually do knowone that's pretty good

Finding Nemo • 2003

I actually do knowone that's pretty good

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I actually do know one that's pretty good

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There was this mollusk

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and he walks up to a sea cucumber

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Normally they don't talk sea cucumbers

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but in a joke everyone talks

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so the sea mollusk says to the cucumber

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Daddy

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Nemo

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Nemo Ha ha Nemo I don't get it

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For a clownfish he's not that funny

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No no no no He's my son

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He was taken by these divers

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انا احب النكت

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فى الواقع انا اعرف واحده جيده الى حد ما

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كان هناك رخوى

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فى اسفل البحر و خيار البحر

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عاده لا يتكلم خيار البحر

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ولكن فى النكت الجميع يتكلم

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لذلك فالرخوى قال لخيار لبحر

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ابى

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نيمو

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نيمو هاها نيمو لم افهم

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انه ليس مضحك

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لا لا انه ابنى

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هذا هو الغواص الذى اخذه

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আম একট জ ন স ট বলছ

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এক ছ ল শ ম ক একদ ন স ঘ ম থ ক উঠ স ম দ র ক শস দ খত প য়

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স ধ রণত এর কথ বল ন ক ন ত এব র বল ছ

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শ ম কট শস ট ক বলল

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আব ব

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ন ম

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ন ম

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আম আসল ব ঝ ন ই স ক আসল ই ক ল উনফ শ ন ক গ ল ম রল

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আসল ন ম আম র ছ ল ক ছ ম ন ষ ত ক ন য় গ ছ

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Je ne la comprends pas Le poisson clown n'est pas si drôle

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Non C'est mon fils

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Il a été enlevé par des plongeurs

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Pauvre poisson

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Les humains Ils se croient tout permis Probablement des Américains

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Voilà un père qui cherche son petit garçon

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Voilà un père qui cherche son petit garçon

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Qu'est ce que ces inscriptions veulent dire

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Je n'ai jamais connu mon père

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Viens ici

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On est tous amis ici l'ami Je ne sais pas lire l'humain

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Donc il nous faut un poisson qui peut le lire Hé les requins

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Denk dran Fische sind Freunde kein Futter

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Dorie pass auf

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Heute gibt's Fisch zum Abendessen

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Denk an das Gelöbnis

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Nur ein Häppchen

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Es gibt keinen Ausgang Wir müssen aber raus

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Aku sebenanya tahu satu cerita yang cukup bagus

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Ada sebuah moluska

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dan dia berjalan ke sebuah timun laut

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Normal nya mereka tak bisa bicara timun laut

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tapi di lelucon semuanya bisa bicara

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jadi si moluska berkata kepada si timun laut

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Ayah

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Nemo

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Nemo Ha ha Nemo Aku tak mengerti

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Sebagai seekor ikan badut dia sama sekali tak lucu

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Tidak tidak Dia anakku

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Dia diculik oleh para penyelam ini

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1つ取って置きのがある

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ある軟体動物が居て

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ナマコの所まで歩いていった

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普通は喋らないんだが特にナマコなんて

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だけどジョークの中だとみんな喋る

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それでその軟体動物がナマコに言ったんだ

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パパ

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ニモ

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ニモニモだってハハ意味わからねぇ

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クラウンフィッシュのくせして面白くないな

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いや私の息子なんだ

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ダイバーに連れて行かれた

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Не понял Что то не смешно

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Нет это мой сын Его поймали дайверы Бедняга

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Люди думают что все принадлежит им

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Наверное американцы

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Настоящий отец Ищет своего мальчика

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Настоящий отец Ищет своего мальчика

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Что означают эти закорючки А я своего отца не знал

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Зато у тебя есть мы Я человечьи каракули не разбираю

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Нужно найти того кто может их прочитать Акулы

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La verdad sí me sé uno que es bastante bueno

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Un molusco se le acerca a un pepino de mar

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Normalmente los pepinos no hablan pero en un chiste todos hablan

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Así que el molusco le dice al pepino

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Papi

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Nemo

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Nemo Nemo

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No entendí Para ser un payaso no es chistoso

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No no Es mi hijo

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Se lo llevaron unos buzos

Available in 9 languages

Duration

5 seconds

Views

322

Timestamp in Movie

00:22:21

Uploaded

Jan 17, 2026

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Pixar

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Movie Summary

After his son is captured in the Great Barrier Reef and taken to Sydney, a timid clownfish sets out on a journey to bring him home.