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Finding Nemo

If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish!

Marlin:If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish!

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If this is some kind of joke it's not funny and I know funny
Duration
6 seconds
Views
424
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:19
Uploaded
Nov 21, 2025
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Pixar

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Movie Summary

After his son is captured in the Great Barrier Reef and taken to Sydney, a timid clownfish sets out on a journey to bring him home.
- I'm a clown fish. - Finding Nemo 00:06
- I'm a clown fish.
See I suffer from short term memory lossShort term memory loss I don't believe thisNo it's true I forget things almost instantlyIt runs in my family At least I think it doesUm hmm Where are they - Finding Nemo 00:19
See I suffer from short term memory lossShort term memory...
I forget things almost instantly. - Finding Nemo 00:06
I forget things almost instantly.
Can I help you? - Finding Nemo 00:11
Can I help you?
Something's wrong with you really - Finding Nemo 00:05
Something's wrong with you really
Hello. - Ohh. - Well, hi! - Finding Nemo 00:15
Hello. - Ohh. - Well, hi!
Hello Well hi Name's Bruce It's all right I understand Why trust a shark right - Finding Nemo 00:13
Hello Well hi Name's Bruce It's all right I...
So, what's a couple of bites like you... - Finding Nemo 00:44
So, what's a couple of bites like you...
So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so late? - Finding Nemo 00:07
So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so...
Then how would you morsels like to come to a little get-together I'm having? - Finding Nemo 00:07
Then how would you morsels like to come to a little...
- You mean like a party? - Finding Nemo 00:06
- You mean like a party?
- What do you say? - Finding Nemo 00:05
- What do you say?
Parties are fun and it's tempting, but we can't because... - Finding Nemo 00:06
Parties are fun and it's tempting, but we can't...
Hey look balloons It is a partyHa ha ha ha Mind your distance thoughThose balloons can be a bit dodgyYou wouldn't want one of them to pop - Finding Nemo 00:12
Hey look balloons It is a partyHa ha ha ha Mind your...
Mind your distance, though. - Finding Nemo 00:06
Mind your distance, though.
Anchor ChumThere you are Bruce FinallyWe got company It's about time mateWe've already gone through the snacksand I'm still starvingWe almost had a feeding frenzyCome on let's get this over with - Finding Nemo 00:17
Anchor ChumThere you are Bruce FinallyWe got company...
Right then. - Finding Nemo 00:05
Right then.
I am a nice shark not a mindless eating machineIf I am to change this imageI must first change myselfFish are friends not food - Finding Nemo 00:14
I am a nice shark not a mindless eating machineIf I am to...
I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. - Finding Nemo 00:06
I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine.
Dolphins Yeah They think they're so cuteLook at me I'm a flippin' little dolphinLet me flip for you Ain't I something - Finding Nemo 00:09
Dolphins Yeah They think they're so cuteLook at me...