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There was this molluskand he walks up to a sea cucumberNormally they don't talk sea cucumbersbut in a joke everyone talksso the sea mollusk says to the cucumberDaddyNemoNemo Ha ha Nemo I don't get

For a clown fish, he's not that funny

Finding Nemo • 2003

Marlin:
There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...Marlin:Nemo!Chum: Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo... I don't get it.Bruce:For a clown fish, he's not that funny

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There was this mollusk

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and he walks up to a sea cucumber

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Normally they don't talk sea cucumbers

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but in a joke everyone talks

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so the sea mollusk says to the cucumber

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Daddy

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Nemo

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Nemo Ha ha Nemo I don't get it

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For a clownfish he's not that funny

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فى الواقع انا اعرف واحده جيده الى حد ما

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كان هناك رخوى

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فى اسفل البحر و خيار البحر

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عاده لا يتكلم خيار البحر

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ولكن فى النكت الجميع يتكلم

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لذلك فالرخوى قال لخيار لبحر

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ابى

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نيمو

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نيمو هاها نيمو لم افهم

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انه ليس مضحك

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J'en connais une qui est plutôt bonne

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Un mollusque s'en va voir un concombre de mer

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Normalement ils ne parlent pas mais dans les blagues tout le monde parle

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Le mollusque dit au concombre

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Papa

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Nemo

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Nemo Nemo

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Je ne la comprends pas Le poisson clown n'est pas si drôle

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Eigentlich kenne ich nur einen der ganz gut ist

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Eine Muschel geht zu einer Seegurke

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Sonst sprechen Seegurken nicht aber in Witzen reden ja alle immer

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Die Seemuschel sagt zur Gurke

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Nemo

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Das kapier ich nicht Er ist nicht sehr komisch

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Aku sebenanya tahu satu cerita yang cukup bagus

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Ada sebuah moluska

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dan dia berjalan ke sebuah timun laut

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Normal nya mereka tak bisa bicara timun laut

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tapi di lelucon semuanya bisa bicara

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jadi si moluska berkata kepada si timun laut

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Ayah

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Nemo

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Nemo Ha ha Nemo Aku tak mengerti

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Sebagai seekor ikan badut dia sama sekali tak lucu

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1つ取って置きのがある

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ある軟体動物が居て

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ナマコの所まで歩いていった

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普通は喋らないんだが特にナマコなんて

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だけどジョークの中だとみんな喋る

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それでその軟体動物がナマコに言ったんだ

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パパ

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ニモ

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ニモニモだってハハ意味わからねぇ

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クラウンフィッシュのくせして面白くないな

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Я люблю анекдоты Я знаю один классный анекдот

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Подходит как то моллюск к морскому огурцу

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Морские огурцы не умеют разговаривать

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Но в анекдотах все говорят

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Морской моллюск говорит огурцу

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Папа

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Немо

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Не понял Что то не смешно

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La verdad sí me sé uno que es bastante bueno

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Un molusco se le acerca a un pepino de mar

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Normalmente los pepinos no hablan pero en un chiste todos hablan

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Así que el molusco le dice al pepino

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Papi

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Nemo

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Nemo Nemo

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No entendí Para ser un payaso no es chistoso

Available in 8 languages

Duration

24 seconds

Views

4,895

Timestamp in Movie

00:22:24

Uploaded

Mar 19, 2026

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Pixar

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Movie Summary

After his son is captured in the Great Barrier Reef and taken to Sydney, a timid clownfish sets out on a journey to bring him home.

Actors

Marlin

Chum

Bruce

Barry Humphries