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Because I'm not getting laid untilyou do, and my blue balls are terminal

Because I'm not getting laid until
you do, and my blue balls are terminal

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Because I'm not getting laid until you do, and my blue balls are terminal.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:37
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Jax Media,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

A group of queer best friends gather in Fire Island Pines for their annual week of love and laughter, but a sudden change of events might make this their last summer in gay paradise.
Okay, you know what, I'm sorry, he flirts with all of us. So shut up. - Fire Island 00:06
Okay, you know what, I'm sorry, he flirts with all of u...
No. Dex gave me the download. Will thinks we're trash. - Fire Island 00:05
No. Dex gave me the download. Will thinks we're trash.
No, but also Charlie wouldn't be friends with a complete asshole. - Fire Island 00:06
No, but also Charlie wouldn't be friends with a complet...
Whatever. That guy is just another token Asian in a sea of white friends. - Fire Island 00:06
Whatever. That guy is just another token Asian in a sea of w...
-LUKE: Keegan, did you paint on abs? -KEEGAN: I just did a little highlight. - Fire Island 00:06
-LUKE: Keegan, did you paint on abs? -KEEGAN: I just did a l...
HOWIE: I've got three roaches, two bags with maybe one bump between them, - Fire Island 00:07
HOWIE: I've got three roaches, two bags with maybe one ...
I stole a couple of my brother's Adderall - Fire Island 00:07
I stole a couple of my brother's Adderall
Mm. Interesting. I've got half a bottle of G - Fire Island 00:07
Mm. Interesting. I've got half a bottle of G
-ALL: Oh! -I'm not doing drugs tonight. - Fire Island 00:05
-ALL: Oh! -I'm not doing drugs tonight.
Yeah, babe, we love you, - Fire Island 00:06
Yeah, babe, we love you,
(INDISTINCT CHATTER) - Fire Island 00:06
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-You know I'm not allowed. -Seriously? That fire was ten years ago. - Fire Island 00:05
-You know I'm not allowed. -Seriously? That fire was te...
Lesbians never forget. Besides, I have so much to do here. - Fire Island 00:06
Lesbians never forget. Besides, I have so much to do here.
I know, I know, I love you, miss you. I love you. - Fire Island 00:05
I know, I know, I love you, miss you. I love you.
Don't forget to hydrate. So much to do. - Fire Island 00:05
Don't forget to hydrate. So much to do.
(DOOR CLOSES) - Fire Island 00:08
(DOOR CLOSES)
This might be the last time we get to do this together, - Fire Island 00:06
This might be the last time we get to do this together,
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) - Fire Island 00:21
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
-And get fucked up! -Yay! (LAUGHS) - Fire Island 00:06
-And get fucked up! -Yay! (LAUGHS)
-(LUKE WHOOPING) -(KEEGAN LAUGHING) - Fire Island 00:06
-(LUKE WHOOPING) -(KEEGAN LAUGHING)