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(HOWIE GROANS) I want to die

(HOWIE GROANS) I want to die

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(HOWIE GROANS)
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I want to die.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:28
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Jax Media,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

A group of queer best friends gather in Fire Island Pines for their annual week of love and laughter, but a sudden change of events might make this their last summer in gay paradise.
What happened? I haven't seen you like this since your Four Loko days. - Fire Island 00:05
What happened? I haven't seen you like this since your ...
I think it's the expensive booze. Guess my body is used to well. - Fire Island 00:06
I think it's the expensive booze. Guess my body is used...
I take it you didn't make it happen with the doctor last night? - Fire Island 00:05
I take it you didn't make it happen with the doctor las...
No. I spent most of the night in here. - Fire Island 00:05
No. I spent most of the night in here.
Yeah. Totally. I'm sure there's tons of cute guys on this island - Fire Island 00:09
Yeah. Totally. I'm sure there's tons of cute guys ...
Well, he is a doctor, so he sort of has to. - Fire Island 00:05
Well, he is a doctor, so he sort of has to.
He did this thing, though, - Fire Island 00:15
He did this thing, though,
Of course. Don't mention it. Honestly, my back feels incredible. - Fire Island 00:06
Of course. Don't mention it. Honestly, my back feels in...
I might just start sleeping on the bathroom floor every night. - Fire Island 00:06
I might just start sleeping on the bathroom floor every nigh...
(BOTH LAUGHING) - Fire Island 00:11
(BOTH LAUGHING)
NOAH: Oh, please. You took such good care of Howie, let us repay you. - Fire Island 00:06
NOAH: Oh, please. You took such good care of Howie, let us r...
For you, I could put out a platter of uncooked hotdogs - Fire Island 00:06
For you, I could put out a platter of uncooked hotdogs
Find anything dented, label-less or on the brink of expiration. - Fire Island 00:06
Find anything dented, label-less or on the brink of expirati...
MAN: And for you to charge $11 for one box of Cheez-Its, - Fire Island 00:15
MAN: And for you to charge $11 for one box of Cheez-Its,
Yeah, when we lived above that Whole Foods in college, - Fire Island 00:07
Yeah, when we lived above that Whole Foods in college,
You would not believe how many Kind bars I can fit in Keegan's ass. - Fire Island 00:06
You would not believe how many Kind bars I can fit in Keegan...
Um, okay, crazy hot guy checking you out by the produce. - Fire Island 00:06
Um, okay, crazy hot guy checking you out by the produce.
I saw. But we're not doing me right now, - Fire Island 00:06
I saw. But we're not doing me right now,
Ew. Stop. Gross. Forget I said anything. Here, go do something useful - Fire Island 00:08
Ew. Stop. Gross. Forget I said anything. Here, go do somethi...
NOAH: I meant what I said to Howie. - Fire Island 00:10
NOAH: I meant what I said to Howie.