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Nothing, it's just shit like thatdoesn't happen in real life

Nothing, it's just shit like that
doesn't happen in real life

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Nothing, it's just shit like that doesn't happen in real life.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
86
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:13
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Jax Media,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

A group of queer best friends gather in Fire Island Pines for their annual week of love and laughter, but a sudden change of events might make this their last summer in gay paradise.
The only real thing is you and me. - Fire Island 00:05
The only real thing is you and me.
Fine. If you're so invested in this, I will try and get laid. - Fire Island 00:07
Fine. If you're so invested in this, I will try and get...
And no weird fetishes. I'm not letting some guy - Fire Island 00:07
And no weird fetishes. I'm not letting some guy
Okay, a little kink-shamey, but point taken. (CHUCKLES) - Fire Island 00:07
Okay, a little kink-shamey, but point taken. (CHUCKLES)
You are gonna have missionary, - Fire Island 00:09
You are gonna have missionary,
And, literally, I'm not even gonna look at another guy till you get laid, okay? - Fire Island 00:06
And, literally, I'm not even gonna look at another guy ...
I'm serious. My only mission this week is to make sure you're happy, - Fire Island 00:08
I'm serious. My only mission this week is to make sure ...
Yeah, that definitely won't come back to fuck me. - Fire Island 00:06
Yeah, that definitely won't come back to fuck me.
Okay. You know what? This is a good thing. - Fire Island 00:05
Okay. You know what? This is a good thing.
This is, um... This is a positive development for me. - Fire Island 00:06
This is, um... This is a positive development for me.
What about me having an iPhone 6 Plus in 2022 - Fire Island 00:07
What about me having an iPhone 6 Plus in 2022
Unless you can. I mean, if you... Never mind. - Fire Island 00:05
Unless you can. I mean, if you... Never mind.
It's not about the phone. (SNIFFLES) - Fire Island 00:05
It's not about the phone. (SNIFFLES)
So, let's pull ourselves together and get ready for tea. - Fire Island 00:06
So, let's pull ourselves together and get ready for tea...
NOAH: Back when it was all but illegal for us to exist, the "Tea Dance," - Fire Island 00:27
NOAH: Back when it was all but illegal for us to exist, the ...
Other than the Charli XCX remix, - Fire Island 00:06
Other than the Charli XCX remix,
Seriously, what is the point of Gay Liberation - Fire Island 00:09
Seriously, what is the point of Gay Liberation
(ALL CHEERING) - Fire Island 00:05
(ALL CHEERING)
NOAH: Don't look now, - Fire Island 00:06
NOAH: Don't look now,
Yeah, they can definitely tell we're looking at them now. - Fire Island 00:05
Yeah, they can definitely tell we're looking at them no...