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[Dr. Rick reveals that Nick and Shawn are in the camp just to get girls. Carly is furious. Rick reads Nick's diary aloud to humiliate him] Dr. Rick:
"Cheer camp, day one. The sun rises in the summer sky like Rembrandt's brush on a dogwood branch." Ha-ha-ha. Queeratron. Ha-ha-ha. [Nick approaches Rick angrily] Nick Brady:
Let's go. Give it to me. [Rick's burly friends stop Nick] Dr. Rick:
[continues reading from Nick's diary]
"And thereby Diora"... [Rick sees that Diora stands nearby and points at her. She is surprised to hear what he reads from Nick's diary] Dr. Rick:
..."I lie awake thinking, will I ever say "Diora", as a whisper in an ear? Will she ever say "I love you", in a moment with a tear?" [Nick charges at Rick, but again Rick's burly friends stop him until Rick reads more. Finally Nick gets the diary back] Nick Brady:
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Shawn Colfax:
Carly, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. Carly:
Just leave, okay? Just leave like you always planned on doing. Shawn Colfax:
Carly, please, let me explain. Give me just one second. [Rick and Carly walk away, Rick hugging her shoulder] Dr. Rick:
See you later, high school. [Diora approaches Nick] Nick Brady:
I didn't write that. I bought the book. It was in there. Diora:
It was beautiful. Thanks. [Diora kisses Nick on the cheek and walks away. Nick is stunned, for anything he tried so far did not impress Diora] Nick Brady:
Wow, I never really thought of that one. Using one's true feelings to wrangle snooch. So simple
"Cheer camp, day one. The sun rises in the summer sky like Rembrandt's brush on a dogwood branch." Ha-ha-ha. Queeratron. Ha-ha-ha. [Nick approaches Rick angrily] Nick Brady:
Let's go. Give it to me. [Rick's burly friends stop Nick] Dr. Rick:
[continues reading from Nick's diary]
"And thereby Diora"... [Rick sees that Diora stands nearby and points at her. She is surprised to hear what he reads from Nick's diary] Dr. Rick:
..."I lie awake thinking, will I ever say "Diora", as a whisper in an ear? Will she ever say "I love you", in a moment with a tear?" [Nick charges at Rick, but again Rick's burly friends stop him until Rick reads more. Finally Nick gets the diary back] Nick Brady:
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Shawn Colfax:
Carly, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. Carly:
Just leave, okay? Just leave like you always planned on doing. Shawn Colfax:
Carly, please, let me explain. Give me just one second. [Rick and Carly walk away, Rick hugging her shoulder] Dr. Rick:
See you later, high school. [Diora approaches Nick] Nick Brady:
I didn't write that. I bought the book. It was in there. Diora:
It was beautiful. Thanks. [Diora kisses Nick on the cheek and walks away. Nick is stunned, for anything he tried so far did not impress Diora] Nick Brady:
Wow, I never really thought of that one. Using one's true feelings to wrangle snooch. So simple
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Black sheep
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Three hundred honeys on our biscuits
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What about football camp Screw football
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The only reason we started playing was to pull chicks
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You can't honestly tell me you enjoy running in blazing hot pads
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trying to catch a pass two seconds before some 2000 pound mongoloid
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crashes into your Nutter Butters El Paso here we come
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Not if it comes to us first
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Oh shit
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Movie Summary
The two most popular guys in high school decide to ditch football camp for cheerleader camp. For the girls and for the glory.




