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Nick Brady:
[trying to talk his way out of football camp]
So not only yesterday do I find out I'm adopted. The people I've been calling "Mom" and "Dad" are actually two infertile impostors who bought me outside of a meth clinic in Cincinatti for two boxes of Sudafed, but I also get this news dropped on me - my birth father, Bruce... well he needs a kidney and I'm the only match and apparently Bruce needs it "stat". Mmm-hmm. You need it stat, Bruce? Huh? Well maybe I needed a father stat instead of my stay-at-home dad who showers me with love everyday of his life, this goddamn spermless liar! [pause] Nick Brady:
So now I have to be at Kaiser Permanente at 6 a.m. tomorrow. I know, Bruce couldn't even afford a real hospital... managed care. Ironic, isn't it? He never *managed* to care for me
[trying to talk his way out of football camp]
So not only yesterday do I find out I'm adopted. The people I've been calling "Mom" and "Dad" are actually two infertile impostors who bought me outside of a meth clinic in Cincinatti for two boxes of Sudafed, but I also get this news dropped on me - my birth father, Bruce... well he needs a kidney and I'm the only match and apparently Bruce needs it "stat". Mmm-hmm. You need it stat, Bruce? Huh? Well maybe I needed a father stat instead of my stay-at-home dad who showers me with love everyday of his life, this goddamn spermless liar! [pause] Nick Brady:
So now I have to be at Kaiser Permanente at 6 a.m. tomorrow. I know, Bruce couldn't even afford a real hospital... managed care. Ironic, isn't it? He never *managed* to care for me
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So not only do I find out yesterday I'm adopted
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the people I've called mom and dad are infertile imposters
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who bought me outside a meth clinic for two boxes of Sudafed
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but I also get this news dropped on me
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My birth father Bruce
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well he needs a kidney and I'm the only match
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And apparently Bruce needs it stat
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You need it stat Bruce Huh
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I needed a father stat instead of the stay at home dad
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who showers me with love every day this goddamn spermless liar
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So now I gotta be at Kaiser Permanente tomorrow at 6 a m
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I know Bruce couldn't even afford a real hospital
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Managed care It's ironic huh
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Never managed to care for me
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Movie Summary
The two most popular guys in high school decide to ditch football camp for cheerleader camp. For the girls and for the glory.
Actors
Nick Brady
