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Nick Brady:
Let's bet how many times he says 'shit.' I say seven. Shawn Colfax:
No way. Ten. Nick Brady, Shawn Colfax:
Hey coach! Coach Byrnes:
You shitheads think you're the shit? That you don't need to pay attention out there? I'll kick the shit outta ya! You pumped for football camp? Shawn Colfax:
Eh, I guess so. Nick Brady:
Yeah, two weeks without girls. Who wouldn't be pumped? Coach Byrnes:
Don't mess with me shitdick! I'm gonna push ya like you've never been pushed before. Your muscles will ache, your head will throb. You're gonna shit blood out of holes you never knew you had. Nick Brady:
Well at least we're gonna be in Daytona Beach. Coach Byrnes:
No no. They changed it up this year. Camp's gonna be in El Paso, Texas. Hotter than your shithole. We're gonna get you shits conditioned! Bus leaves Monday at o' shithundred hours. Nick Brady:
Which is...? Coach Byrnes:
4:45 am. Nick Brady:
Of course. Shawn Colfax:
Unusual. Nick Brady:
Mmhm. Coach Byrnes:
Skip your morning shit and get down there. Nick Brady:
Ten 'shits'. You win. How do you always KNOW? Shawn Colfax:
It's a gift. I'm not proud of it
Let's bet how many times he says 'shit.' I say seven. Shawn Colfax:
No way. Ten. Nick Brady, Shawn Colfax:
Hey coach! Coach Byrnes:
You shitheads think you're the shit? That you don't need to pay attention out there? I'll kick the shit outta ya! You pumped for football camp? Shawn Colfax:
Eh, I guess so. Nick Brady:
Yeah, two weeks without girls. Who wouldn't be pumped? Coach Byrnes:
Don't mess with me shitdick! I'm gonna push ya like you've never been pushed before. Your muscles will ache, your head will throb. You're gonna shit blood out of holes you never knew you had. Nick Brady:
Well at least we're gonna be in Daytona Beach. Coach Byrnes:
No no. They changed it up this year. Camp's gonna be in El Paso, Texas. Hotter than your shithole. We're gonna get you shits conditioned! Bus leaves Monday at o' shithundred hours. Nick Brady:
Which is...? Coach Byrnes:
4:45 am. Nick Brady:
Of course. Shawn Colfax:
Unusual. Nick Brady:
Mmhm. Coach Byrnes:
Skip your morning shit and get down there. Nick Brady:
Ten 'shits'. You win. How do you always KNOW? Shawn Colfax:
It's a gift. I'm not proud of it
Full Transcript
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There are my guys Let's bet how many times
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he says shit I say seven No way 10
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Hey coach Hey coach
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Shitheads think you're the shit
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That you don't need to pay attention out there
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I'll kick the shit out of you You pumped for football camp
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I guess so Yeah two weeks without girls
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Who wouldn't be pumped Don't mess with me shit dick
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I am gonna push you like you've never been pushed before
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Your muscles will ache your head will throb
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You'll shit blood out of holes you never knew you had
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At least we're gonna be in Daytona Beach
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No Change it up this year Camp's gonna be in El Paso Texas
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Hotter than your shithole
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We're gonna get you shits conditioned
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Bus leaves Monday at 0 shit hundred hours
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Which is 4 45 a m
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Of course The usual
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Skip your morning shit and get down here
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Ten shits you win How do you always know
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It's a gift I'm not proud of it
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Movie Summary
The two most popular guys in high school decide to ditch football camp for cheerleader camp. For the girls and for the glory.
