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First Cow

If anyone sits on it, it rains

If anyone sits on it, it rains

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If anyone sits on it, it rains.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
65
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:26
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
drama, western
Production
filmscience

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Movie Summary

A skilled cook has traveled west and joined a group of fur trappers in Oregon, though he only finds true connection with a Chinese immigrant also seeking his fortune. Soon the two collaborate on a successful business.
- In a meadow. - Hm. - First Cow 00:04
- In a meadow. - Hm.
Hmm. I'm not a milk drinker. It doesn't agree with me. - First Cow 00:05
Hmm. I'm not a milk drinker. It doesn't agree with...
I'd use it... for cookies... - First Cow 00:06
I'd use it... for cookies...
I'm tired of this flour-and-water bread. - First Cow 00:06
I'm tired of this flour-and-water bread.
Oh, flour, some sugar... - First Cow 00:04
Oh, flour, some sugar...
How long does it take to milk a cow? - First Cow 00:04
How long does it take to milk a cow?
- Make much noise? - No. - First Cow 00:05
- Make much noise? - No.
As long as she wasn't milked after dinner. - First Cow 00:05
As long as she wasn't milked after dinner.
I'll go up and keep an eye on things from here. - First Cow 00:04
I'll go up and keep an eye on things from here.
If I see anything, I'll, uh, give a call. - First Cow 00:04
If I see anything, I'll, uh, give a call.
Didn't expect company this late at night, did you? - First Cow 00:04
Didn't expect company this late at night, did you?
It's a terrible thing. - First Cow 00:04
It's a terrible thing.
But you got a nice place here. - First Cow 00:04
But you got a nice place here.
You do. You got a real nice little place here, don't you? - First Cow 00:05
You do. You got a real nice little place here, don't yo...
How much do you think someone would pay for a biscuit like that? - First Cow 00:04
How much do you think someone would pay for a biscuit like t...
A glass of whiskey is two silver coins. A pickle is three. - First Cow 00:06
A glass of whiskey is two silver coins. A pickle is three.
Men work out in the fort, - First Cow 00:06
Men work out in the fort,
I once saw a man spend five good beaver pelts on a broken fork. - First Cow 00:06
I once saw a man spend five good beaver pelts on a broken fo...
I think we should test the waters - First Cow 00:19
I think we should test the waters
Six twists, half off. Six twists, six twists. - First Cow 00:05
Six twists, half off. Six twists, six twists.