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Ugh, you coastal elites
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First Time Female Director

Ugh, you coastal elites, you love our cracker barrelsand our Southern plays and our need...

Ugh, you coastal elites, you love our cracker barrels
and our Southern plays and our need for jet
skis and ferrets, but you sneer at
rural values when you get in the voting booth

Full Transcript

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Ugh, you coastal elites,
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you love our cracker barrels and our Southern plays
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and our need for jet skis and ferrets,
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but you sneer at rural values when
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you get in the voting booth.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:21:56
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
MarVista Entertainment,Paper Kite Productions,FOX Entertainment,Tideline Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Follows a newly minted female director in a local theater in Glendale, California, struggling to fill the shoes of her male predecessor, putting her Southern rural drama in jeopardy.
OK, I'd rather not enter a full - First Time Female Director 00:06
OK, I'd rather not enter a full
My God, look at all the water - First Time Female Director 00:06
My God, look at all the water
Why does it spin relentlessly around like a tornado? - First Time Female Director 00:06
Why does it spin relentlessly around like a tornado?
Apologize, apologize, apologize! - First Time Female Director 00:07
Apologize, apologize, apologize!
You ever think about that? - First Time Female Director 00:06
You ever think about that?
You want me to apologize because I wasn't thinking about water? - First Time Female Director 00:05
You want me to apologize because I wasn't thinking abou...
There's no man who's going to come out and fucking save you. - First Time Female Director 00:05
There's no man who's going to come out and fucking...
Sheldon is not coming, because Sheldon's - First Time Female Director 00:06
Sheldon is not coming, because Sheldon's
Because if anyone in this entire theater is a pussy, - First Time Female Director 00:08
Because if anyone in this entire theater is a pussy,
Don't think I forgot how you flirted - First Time Female Director 00:08
Don't think I forgot how you flirted
Wouldn't have touched you with a 10-foot pole, which he had, - First Time Female Director 00:09
Wouldn't have touched you with a 10-foot pole, which he...
In brighter news, someone familiar with the play - First Time Female Director 00:08
In brighter news, someone familiar with the play
Maybe tell Rudie that actors are not hyenas - First Time Female Director 00:07
Maybe tell Rudie that actors are not hyenas
They're just very stupid people. - First Time Female Director 00:05
They're just very stupid people.
I go to therapy every week with one of the best - First Time Female Director 00:06
I go to therapy every week with one of the best
And this is where it brought me, this shitty fucking office. - First Time Female Director 00:05
And this is where it brought me, this shitty fucking office.
Sam, you finally made it. - First Time Female Director 00:06
Sam, you finally made it.
You're one of us now, one of the outcasts. - First Time Female Director 00:06
You're one of us now, one of the outcasts.
Everyone's just clumped together with me, a woman who had - First Time Female Director 00:08
Everyone's just clumped together with me, a woman who h...
Are you in mourning for your life? - First Time Female Director 00:06
Are you in mourning for your life?