How the fuck do you work this shit? you. Campbell! me? You're the only one drinking...
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Strickland: [complaining about the coffee machine] how the fuck do you work this shit?
Strickland: [notices Campbell drinking coffee and points at him] you. Campbell!
Campbell: [nervously] me?
Strickland: You're the only one drinking coffee right?
Campbell: Uh, yeah no I mean. I got a light roast cappuccino.
Strickland: Well get your light roast ass over here and help me fix a cup.
Campbell: Right yeah sure. Sorry I don't know why I was resisting that. Yeah so it's a new machine.
Strickland: No shit.
Campbell: It's state of the art though, all you gotta do is put in your order and it does the rest.
Strickland: [yelling at the machine thinking it's voice activated] Coffee!
Campbell: You know. I'll do it for you and I think that's just the easiest. Right. So you got your drink selections down here and flavors. You got hazelnut... .
Strickland: I just want regular coffee.
Campbell: Shoot. Doesn't seem to be an option. Um, how about an Americano? It's basically the same thing. So I just pick "americano" right? And you can go medium, light, dark. You look like a or not look like you would want medium and then you hit brew.
Campbell: And it's done. Thank god. One americano for you. Cheers.
Strickland: [drinks his coffee but then tosses the cup in the garbage can] taste like shit. Fucking waste of money
Strickland: [notices Campbell drinking coffee and points at him] you. Campbell!
Campbell: [nervously] me?
Strickland: You're the only one drinking coffee right?
Campbell: Uh, yeah no I mean. I got a light roast cappuccino.
Strickland: Well get your light roast ass over here and help me fix a cup.
Campbell: Right yeah sure. Sorry I don't know why I was resisting that. Yeah so it's a new machine.
Strickland: No shit.
Campbell: It's state of the art though, all you gotta do is put in your order and it does the rest.
Strickland: [yelling at the machine thinking it's voice activated] Coffee!
Campbell: You know. I'll do it for you and I think that's just the easiest. Right. So you got your drink selections down here and flavors. You got hazelnut... .
Strickland: I just want regular coffee.
Campbell: Shoot. Doesn't seem to be an option. Um, how about an Americano? It's basically the same thing. So I just pick "americano" right? And you can go medium, light, dark. You look like a or not look like you would want medium and then you hit brew.
Campbell: And it's done. Thank god. One americano for you. Cheers.
Strickland: [drinks his coffee but then tosses the cup in the garbage can] taste like shit. Fucking waste of money
Full Transcript
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How the fuck you work this bullshit
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You Campbell
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Me
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You the only one drinking coffee right
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Uh yeah
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No I mean I got a light roast cappuccino
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Well get your light roast ass over here and help me fix a cup
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Right Yeah sure Yeah
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I'm sorry I don't know why I was resisting that
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Yeah so it's a new machine No shit
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It's state of the art though
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All you gotta do is put in your order and it does the rest
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Coffee
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You know I'll just I'll do it for you and I think that's just gonna be the easiest
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Right so you got your drink selections down here
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And flavors you got hazelnut
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I just want regular coffee
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Shoot Uh
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That doesn't seem to be an option
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Um
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How about an Americano That's basically the same thing
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Whatever So I just pick Americano right
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And then you can go medium light dark
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You look like Or not look like you would want
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I'll go with medium And then you hit brew
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And it's done
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Thank God
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And one Americano For you
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All right Cheers
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Tastes like shit
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Fucking waste of money
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Movie Summary
When one school teacher unwittingly causes another teacher's dismissal, he is challenged to an after-school fight.
