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"Five Easy Pieces" quotes

Five Easy Pieces poster
A drop-out from upper-class America picks up work along the way on oil-rigs when his life isn't spent in a squalid succession of bars, motels, and other points of interest.

Director: Bob Rafelson
Writer: Carole Eastman, Bob Rafelson
Production: N/A
Genre: drama
Year: 1970
MetaScore: 85/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 12 Sep 1970
Awards: Nominated for 4 Oscars. 10 wins & 21 nominations total
I'd like a uh plain omelet no potatoes tomatoes instead - Five Easy Pieces 00:36 I'd like a uh plain omelet no potatoes tomatoes instead You're a strange person Robert - Five Easy Pieces 00:24 You're a strange person Robert Ants Why don't we all line up like a goddamn bunch of ants - Five Easy Pieces 00:11 Ants Why don't we all line up like a goddamn bunch of... Well what if she was Bob - Five Easy Pieces 00:32 Well what if she was Bob What else do you do - Five Easy Pieces 00:35 What else do you do Okay When I was four just four years old - Five Easy Pieces 00:37 Okay When I was four just four years old Hey follow that truck They know the best places to stop - Five Easy Pieces 00:22 Hey follow that truck They know the best places to stop Well perhaps but it was just what I was trying to point out - Five Easy Pieces 00:28 Well perhaps but it was just what I was trying to point out Alaska What are you on vacation - Five Easy Pieces 00:36 Alaska What are you on vacation People - Five Easy Pieces 00:24 People I'm not - Five Easy Pieces 00:15 I'm not I move around a lot - Five Easy Pieces 00:17 I move around a lot What are you doing screwing around with all this crap - Five Easy Pieces 00:20 What are you doing screwing around with all this crap That was real good wasn't it - Five Easy Pieces 00:21 That was real good wasn't it I had to leave this place because I got depressed seeing all the crap - Five Easy Pieces 00:26 I had to leave this place because I got depressed seeing all... Then it wouldn't be filthy with Coke bottles and whiskey and uh - Five Easy Pieces 00:16 Then it wouldn't be filthy with Coke bottles and... Disposal - Five Easy Pieces 00:07 Disposal That was beautiful Robert I'm surprised - Five Easy Pieces 00:22 That was beautiful Robert I'm surprised Fantastic that you could figure that all out and lie that down on her - Five Easy Pieces 00:15 Fantastic that you could figure that all out and lie that... That's dangerous you know - Five Easy Pieces 00:10 That's dangerous you know That's a wig you wear isn't it Me - Five Easy Pieces 00:32 That's a wig you wear isn't it Me Keep on telling me about the good life Elton because it makes me puke - Five Easy Pieces 00:06 Keep on telling me about the good life Elton because it... Look give me a chance - Five Easy Pieces 00:36 Look give me a chance You love me Bobby - Five Easy Pieces 00:09 You love me Bobby You know I read where they invented this car that runs on um - Five Easy Pieces 00:34 You know I read where they invented this car that runs on um I'm gonna play it again - Five Easy Pieces 00:17 I'm gonna play it again Do you wanna buy a ticket to the raffle of a dog - Five Easy Pieces 00:33 Do you wanna buy a ticket to the raffle of a dog Look at my car Look at my car - Five Easy Pieces 00:08 Look at my car Look at my car Well satiety is my father and mother Hmm - Five Easy Pieces 00:06 Well satiety is my father and mother Hmm No one would want to hit on you You look too pathetic - Five Easy Pieces 00:06 No one would want to hit on you You look too pathetic That stupid thing just goes all cocky wobbly honey - Five Easy Pieces 00:05 That stupid thing just goes all cocky wobbly honey I still ain't figured out how you got me workin' back out here - Five Easy Pieces 00:24 I still ain't figured out how you got me workin'... I told ya My name's Shirley but they call me Betty - Five Easy Pieces 00:11 I told ya My name's Shirley but they call me Betty You depressed about your daddy hon - Five Easy Pieces 00:24 You depressed about your daddy hon Tita you have no sense of timing away from the piano dear - Five Easy Pieces 00:06 Tita you have no sense of timing away from the piano dear Oh Yes Just before the accident - Five Easy Pieces 00:19 Oh Yes Just before the accident You know if you wouldn't open your mouth everything would be just fine - Five Easy Pieces 00:06 You know if you wouldn't open your mouth everything... What's goin' on Elton - Five Easy Pieces 00:12 What's goin' on Elton Mass production is what does it What do you mean mass - Five Easy Pieces 00:04 Mass production is what does it What do you mean mass Well It's just filthy People are filthy - Five Easy Pieces 00:22 Well It's just filthy People are filthy Ride a cockhorse to Banbury Cross - Five Easy Pieces 00:09 Ride a cockhorse to Banbury Cross I have to come out and tell you the truth You're not that clean either - Five Easy Pieces 00:09 I have to come out and tell you the truth You're not... I wouldn't be a waitress They're nasty and full of crap - Five Easy Pieces 00:05 I wouldn't be a waitress They're nasty and full of... But you see man is born into the world with his existent adversary from the first - Five Easy Pieces 00:34 But you see man is born into the world with his existent... Up till now all I've been getting from you is meaningful looks at the dinner table - Five Easy Pieces 00:22 Up till now all I've been getting from you is... I remarked to John that rationality is not a device to alter facts - Five Easy Pieces 00:24 I remarked to John that rationality is not a device to alter... Serious - Five Easy Pieces 00:06 Serious What does it have to be with you Grim and serious - Five Easy Pieces 00:24 What does it have to be with you Grim and serious One thing I find very difficult to imagine - Five Easy Pieces 00:14 One thing I find very difficult to imagine Robert - Five Easy Pieces 00:13 Robert I don't know what to say - Five Easy Pieces 01:08 I don't know what to say Dipesto why don't you take that sign off your tit - Five Easy Pieces 00:07 Dipesto why don't you take that sign off your tit No that's okay - Five Easy Pieces 00:14 No that's okay

Cast

Robert Eroica Dupea - Jack Nicholson
Rayette Dipesto - Karen Black
Stoney - Fannie Flagg