Do you wanna buy a ticket to the raffle of a dog/ That comes...
Do you wanna buy a ticket to the raffle of a dog/ That comes a-runnin', lickin', when you whistle, holler "Claude"?/ A big brown dog, just as sound as a ring/ He'll be eight years old if he lives 'til the spring./ Tickets, tickets, two for a quarter!/ If you haven't got your ticket yet, well, you'd better order!/ He'll wet your carpet and he'll fertilize your grass/ He's got three white feet and a hole in his ass!
[Elton] â™ª Do you wanna buy a ticket
to the raffle of a dog â™ª
â™ª That comes a-runnin', lickin' â™ª
â™ª When you whistle
holler Claude â™ª
â™ª A big brown dog
just as sound as a ring â™ª
â™ª He'll be eight years old
if he lives to the spring â™ª
"Unfit." I look unfit to you, Elton?
I'm fit! I'm fit.
â™ª If you haven't got your ticket yet
well, you'd better order it â™ª
â™ª He'll wet your carpet
and he'll fertilize your grass â™ª
â™ª He's got three white feet
and a hole in his ass â™ªâ™ª
Don't you know no songs
about women or nothin'?
Yeah, but I'm just too loaded to think of 'em now.
- Hey, watch out for all this traffic.
- Oh, God!
I ain't in no hurry.
Believe starting off your day like this,
goin' to work?
Unbelievable. Let me have a drink, will ya?
Ooh, boy, that's tough in the morning.
What the hell are these people doing here?
Isnâ€™t this some goddamn thing, Elton?
Clip duration: 81 seconds
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Summary: A dropout from upper-class America picks up work along the way on oil rigs when his life isn't spent in a squalid succession of bars, motels, and other points of interest.