I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee and wheat toast....
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Bobby:
I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee and wheat toast.
Waitress:
[points at his menu]
No substitutions.
Bobby:
What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress:
Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two, a plain omelette, it comes with cottage fries and rolls.
Bobby:
Yeah, I know what it comes with, but it's not what I want.
Waitress:
Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind
Bobby:
Wait a minute, I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress:
I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast. I'll give you an English muffin or a coffee roll.
Bobby:
What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Waitress:
Would you like to talk to the manager?
Palm Apodaca:
Hey, mac...
Bobby:
Shut up.
[to the waitress]
Bobby:
You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?
Waitress:
I don't make the rules.
Bobby:
OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee.
Waitress:
A number two, a chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, and the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby:
Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a cheque for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress:
You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby:
I want you to hold it between your knees.
[Palm Apodaca sniggers]
Waitress:
[points at a sign behind her]
You see that sign, sir? Yes, you'll all have to leave! I'm not taking any more of your smartness and sarcasm!
Bobby:
You see this sign?
[he sweeps all the glasses off the table onto the floor]
Transcript
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I'd like a uh plain omelet no potatoes tomatoes instead
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a cup of coffee and wheat toast
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No substitutions
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What do you mean You don't have any tomatoes
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Only what's on the menu
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You can have a number two a plain omelet It comes with cottage fries and rolls
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I know what it comes with but it's not what I want
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Well I'll come back when you make up your mind Wait a minute
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I have made up my mind I'd like a plain omelet
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No potatoes on the plate
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A cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast
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I'm sorry we don't have any side orders of toast
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 265
Timestamp in movie: 00h 45m 28s
Uploaded: 15 March, 2022
Genres: drama
Summary: A drop-out from upper-class America picks up work along the way on oil-rigs when his life isn't spent in a squalid succession of bars, motels, and other points of interest.
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00:24 You're a strange person Robert
01:08 I don't know what to say
00:11 Ants Why don't we all line up like a goddamn bunch of...
00:32 Well what if she was Bob
00:35 What else do you do
00:37 Okay When I was four just four years old
00:22 Hey follow that truck They know the best places to stop
00:28 Well perhaps but it was just what I was trying to point out
00:36 Alaska What are you on vacation
00:24 People
00:15 I'm not
00:17 I move around a lot
00:20 What are you doing screwing around with all this crap
00:21 That was real good wasn't it
00:26 I had to leave this place because I got depressed seeing all...
00:16 Then it wouldn't be filthy with Coke bottles and...
00:07 Disposal
00:22 That was beautiful Robert I'm surprised
00:15 Fantastic that you could figure that all out and lie that...
00:10 That's dangerous you know