When I was four, just four years old, I went to my mother...
When I was four, just four years old, I went to my mother and I said, "What's this hole in my chin?" - I saw this dimple in my chin in the mirror, and didn't know what it was. And my mother said - get what my mother says - she says, "When you're born, you go on a assembly line past God, and if He likes you, He says,
[grabs her cheeks with both her hands]
"You cute little thing!" and you get dimples there. And if He doesn't like you, He goes,
[presses one finger on her chin]
"Go away." So about six months later, my mother found me saying my prayers, and I was going,
[holds one hand over her chin]
"Now I lay me down to sleep..." My mother says, "What are you covering up your chin for?" And I said, "Because if I cover up the hole, maybe He'll listen to me."
Okay. When I was four, just four years old...
I went to my mother and I said,
"What's this hole in my chin?"
I saw this dimple in my chin in the mirror
and didn't know what it was.
And my mother said -
Guess what my mother says.
She says, "When you're born,
you go on an assembly line past God.
"And if he likes you, he says, 'You cute little thing,'
and you get dimples there.
And if he doesn't like you,
he goes, 'Go away."'
So, about six months later,
my mother found me saying my prayers...
and I was going,
"Now I lay me down to sleep."
My mother says,
"What are you covering up your chin for?"
And I said, "Because if I cover up the hole,
maybe he'll listen to me."
[Elton Grunts, Laughs]
â™ª Ride a cockhorse to Banbury Cross â™ª
- â™ª To Banbury Cross we go â™ª
- â™ª Tra-la â™ªâ™ª
â™ªâ™ª [Ukulele Intro]
[Elton] â™ª Do you wanna buy a ticket
to the raffle of a dog â™ª
â™ª That comes a-runnin', lickin' â™ª
â™ª When you whistle
holler Claude â™ª
â™ª A big brown dog
just as sound as a ring â™ª
â™ª He'll be eight years old
if he lives to the spring â™ª
"Unfit." I look unfit to you, Elton?
I'm fit! I'm fit.
â™ª If you haven't got your ticket yet
well, you'd better order it â™ª
â™ª He'll wet your carpet
and he'll fertilize your grass â™ª
â™ª He's got three white feet
and a hole in his ass â™ªâ™ª
Don't you know no songs
about women or nothin'?
Yeah, but I'm just too loaded to think of 'em now.
- Hey, watch out for all this traffic.
- Oh, God!
I ain't in no hurry.
Believe starting off your day like this,
goin' to work?
Unbelievable. Let me have a drink, will ya?
Ooh, boy, that's tough in the morning.
Clip duration: 126 seconds
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Summary: A dropout from upper-class America picks up work along the way on oil rigs when his life isn't spent in a squalid succession of bars, motels, and other points of interest.