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Good evening Mr. and
Mrs. North and South America, and all our ships at sea,
let's get a fresh flesh-- -flash! Congress today has called
an emergency session, but as yet no one has shown up. And the President refuses
to issue a statement, having locked himself
and the Vice President in his bath-room early this morning. However, the First Lady
urges all, and I quote, "Seek comfort in the Bible," unquote. A bulletin just in, the
world's top scientists are holding a conference
in Washington, D.C., awaiting a statement
from Professor Gordon, world authority on animal
behavior and renowned physicist
Mrs. North and South America, and all our ships at sea,
let's get a fresh flesh-- -flash! Congress today has called
an emergency session, but as yet no one has shown up. And the President refuses
to issue a statement, having locked himself
and the Vice President in his bath-room early this morning. However, the First Lady
urges all, and I quote, "Seek comfort in the Bible," unquote. A bulletin just in, the
world's top scientists are holding a conference
in Washington, D.C., awaiting a statement
from Professor Gordon, world authority on animal
behavior and renowned physicist
Full Transcript
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- Good evening Mr. and
Mrs. North and South America,
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and all our ships at sea,
let's get a fresh flesh-- -flash!
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Congress today has called
an emergency session,
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but as yet no one has shown up.
00:00:08.173 --> 00:00:09.508
And the President refuses
to issue a statement,
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having locked himself
and the Vice President
00:00:11.998 --> 00:00:12.553
in his bath-room early this morning.
00:00:12.636 --> 00:00:14.096
However, the First Lady
urges all, and I quote,
00:00:14.179 --> 00:00:16.974
"Seek comfort in the Bible," unquote.
00:00:17.999 --> 00:00:18.934
A bulletin just in, the
world's top scientists
00:00:19.001 --> 00:00:20.561
are holding a conference
in Washington, D.C.,
00:00:20.644 --> 00:00:22.271
awaiting a statement
from Professor Gordon,
00:00:22.354 --> 00:00:24.356
world authority on animal
behavior and renowned physicist.
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Movie Summary
Emperor Wang is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon