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Irwin M. "Fletch" Fletcher is a newspaper reporter being offered a large sum to off a cancerous millionaire, but is on the run, risking his job and finding clues when it's clear the man is healthy.

Director: Michael Ritchie
Writer: Gregory McDonald, Andrew Bergman, Phil Alden Robinson
Production: N/A
Year: 1985
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $50,612,888
Released: 31 May 1985
Awards: 1 nomination
How could you call him What's the matter with you - Fletch 00:58 How could you call him What's the matter with you Surprise - Fletch 00:35 Surprise Good afternoon - Fletch 00:30 Good afternoon Say you folks don't mind if l ask you a couple of questions do you - Fletch 00:20 Say you folks don't mind if l ask you a couple of... Look defenseless babies - Fletch 00:11 Look defenseless babies Excuse you Yes - Fletch 00:04 Excuse you Yes L don't like basketball - Fletch 00:15 L don't like basketball Provo Spain - Fletch 00:04 Provo Spain Okay lf you're wearing rubbers leave them outside would you - Fletch 00:05 Okay lf you're wearing rubbers leave them outside would... Sugar Mr Poon - Fletch 00:06 Sugar Mr Poon This is the real deed - Fletch 00:04 This is the real deed Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft - Fletch 00:05 Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft Do you have any caviar - Fletch 00:09 Do you have any caviar Thank God the police - Fletch 00:04 Thank God the police You're serious - Fletch 00:13 You're serious Excuse me se or You are a member of the club - Fletch 00:23 Excuse me se or You are a member of the club No John who - Fletch 00:11 No John who He is actually 6'5 With the Afro 6'9 - Fletch 00:05 He is actually 6'5 With the Afro 6'9 Why don't we both relax and go in there and lie down - Fletch 00:07 Why don't we both relax and go in there and lie down Surprise - Fletch 00:34 Surprise And hats off to Marge his wife - Fletch 00:22 And hats off to Marge his wife Sally Ann can confirm all this - Fletch 00:19 Sally Ann can confirm all this And l don't know if you know anything about bone cancer Mr Nugent - Fletch 00:11 And l don't know if you know anything about bone cancer... I had to keep digging without a shovel - Fletch 00:05 I had to keep digging without a shovel I'm afraid there is someone sitting next to you - Fletch 00:09 I'm afraid there is someone sitting next to you Who would have thought the Vice President knew l was opening the door - Fletch 00:08 Who would have thought the Vice President knew l was opening... Mr Stanwyk's parents Marvin and Velma of Provo - Fletch 00:10 Mr Stanwyk's parents Marvin and Velma of Provo What the hell do you need ball bearings for - Fletch 00:28 What the hell do you need ball bearings for Nice place you have here - Fletch 00:14 Nice place you have here He draws the foul - Fletch 00:04 He draws the foul L always use a little chewing gum on these rides - Fletch 00:13 L always use a little chewing gum on these rides Don't talk to me like that ass face l don't work for you yet - Fletch 00:06 Don't talk to me like that ass face l don't work... In case you haven't guessed yet - Fletch 00:19 In case you haven't guessed yet Look defenseless babies - Fletch 00:04 Look defenseless babies When it came to basketball Gail was a loss - Fletch 00:14 When it came to basketball Gail was a loss You fellows wanna read me my rights - Fletch 00:13 You fellows wanna read me my rights Lf you shoot me you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards - Fletch 00:06 Lf you shoot me you're liable to lose a lot of those... You better take his picture while he still has a face - Fletch 00:04 You better take his picture while he still has a face Keep 10 for yourself Go out and get yourself a nice piece of ass - Fletch 00:05 Keep 10 for yourself Go out and get yourself a nice piece of... L really should change - Fletch 00:08 L really should change That l bumped into him this morning and - Fletch 00:10 That l bumped into him this morning and L got some reds - Fletch 00:07 L got some reds I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you - Fletch 00:09 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you As I pulled up to my palatial imitation apartment building - Fletch 00:16 As I pulled up to my palatial imitation apartment building Dipshit - Fletch 00:15 Dipshit What kind of a name is Poon - Fletch 00:07 What kind of a name is Poon For an extra grand I'll let you take me out to dinner - Fletch 00:04 For an extra grand I'll let you take me out to dinner You're not recording this are you - Fletch 00:06 You're not recording this are you Lf you reject the proposition you keep the 1 000 - Fletch 00:26 Lf you reject the proposition you keep the 1 000 Oh Doctor Are you all right - Fletch 00:20 Oh Doctor Are you all right May l help you Dr - Fletch 00:17 May l help you Dr You broke it You know the source - Fletch 00:10 You broke it You know the source She looks like a hooker Look at her - Fletch 00:12 She looks like a hooker Look at her Have you ever seen a spleen that large - Fletch 00:07 Have you ever seen a spleen that large You'll be wearing rubber gloves - Fletch 00:09 You'll be wearing rubber gloves Got a gun creep - Fletch 00:08 Got a gun creep You can't do that Frank - Fletch 00:14 You can't do that Frank Oh you've remodeled the garage - Fletch 00:07 Oh you've remodeled the garage L love your body Larry - Fletch 00:04 L love your body Larry Frank l need to go to Utah - Fletch 00:08 Frank l need to go to Utah In the court ruling US vs Fishbein - Fletch 00:15 In the court ruling US vs Fishbein Come on Frank Say yes - Fletch 00:05 Come on Frank Say yes You know what tipped it for me was something your wife said - Fletch 00:19 You know what tipped it for me was something your wife said No John who - Fletch 00:12 No John who I'm very flattered - Fletch 00:24 I'm very flattered Are you always this forward - Fletch 00:06 Are you always this forward L think our problems may just be solved - Fletch 00:16 L think our problems may just be solved Strangers in the night - Fletch 00:09 Strangers in the night Well traffic was murder - Fletch 00:12 Well traffic was murder You a cop As far as you know - Fletch 00:13 You a cop As far as you know So what's your name - Fletch 00:35 So what's your name I'm sorry who are you again - Fletch 00:08 I'm sorry who are you again Do you mind if l ask you a question - Fletch 00:26 Do you mind if l ask you a question Can't keep me here Chief - Fletch 00:14 Can't keep me here Chief You know it's a shame about Ed - Fletch 00:24 You know it's a shame about Ed You using the whole fist Doc - Fletch 00:04 You using the whole fist Doc Yeah Can l borrow your towel for a sec - Fletch 00:07 Yeah Can l borrow your towel for a sec So where do you know Alan from - Fletch 00:36 So where do you know Alan from Do you have any caviar - Fletch 00:27 Do you have any caviar

Cast

Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher - Chevy Chase
Chief Jerry Karlin - Joe Don Baker
Gail Stanwyk - Dana Wheeler-Nicholson
Frank Walker - Richard Libertini
Alan Stanwyk - Tim Matheson