"Fletch" quotes
Irwin M. "Fletch" Fletcher is a newspaper reporter being offered a large sum to off a cancerous millionaire, but is on the run, risking his job and finding clues when it's clear the man is healthy.
Director: Michael Ritchie
Writer: Gregory McDonald, Andrew Bergman, Phil Alden Robinson
Production: N/A
Year: 1985
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $50,612,888
Released: 31 May 1985
Awards: 1 nomination
91 Clips
00:58 How could you call him What's the matter with you
00:35 Surprise
00:30 Good afternoon
00:20 Say you folks don't mind if l ask you a couple of...
00:11 Look defenseless babies
00:04 Excuse you Yes
00:15 L don't like basketball
00:04 Provo Spain
00:05 Okay lf you're wearing rubbers leave them outside would...
00:06 Sugar Mr Poon
00:04 This is the real deed
00:05 Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft
00:09 Do you have any caviar
00:04 Thank God the police
00:13 You're serious
00:23 Excuse me se or You are a member of the club
00:11 No John who
00:05 He is actually 6'5 With the Afro 6'9
00:07 Why don't we both relax and go in there and lie down
00:34 Surprise
00:22 And hats off to Marge his wife
00:19 Sally Ann can confirm all this
00:11 And l don't know if you know anything about bone cancer...
00:05 I had to keep digging without a shovel
00:09 I'm afraid there is someone sitting next to you
00:08 Who would have thought the Vice President knew l was opening...
00:10 Mr Stanwyk's parents Marvin and Velma of Provo
00:28 What the hell do you need ball bearings for
00:14 Nice place you have here
00:04 He draws the foul
00:13 L always use a little chewing gum on these rides
00:06 Don't talk to me like that ass face l don't work...
00:19 In case you haven't guessed yet
00:04 Look defenseless babies
00:14 When it came to basketball Gail was a loss
00:13 You fellows wanna read me my rights
00:06 Lf you shoot me you're liable to lose a lot of those...
00:04 You better take his picture while he still has a face
00:05 Keep 10 for yourself Go out and get yourself a nice piece of...
00:08 L really should change
00:10 That l bumped into him this morning and
00:07 L got some reds
00:09 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you
00:16 As I pulled up to my palatial imitation apartment building
00:15 Dipshit
00:07 What kind of a name is Poon
00:04 For an extra grand I'll let you take me out to dinner
00:06 You're not recording this are you
00:26 Lf you reject the proposition you keep the 1 000
00:20 Oh Doctor Are you all right
00:17 May l help you Dr
00:10 You broke it You know the source
00:12 She looks like a hooker Look at her
00:07 Have you ever seen a spleen that large
00:09 You'll be wearing rubber gloves
00:08 Got a gun creep
00:14 You can't do that Frank
00:07 Oh you've remodeled the garage
00:04 L love your body Larry
00:08 Frank l need to go to Utah
00:15 In the court ruling US vs Fishbein
00:05 Come on Frank Say yes
00:19 You know what tipped it for me was something your wife said
00:12 No John who
00:24 I'm very flattered
00:06 Are you always this forward
00:16 L think our problems may just be solved
00:09 Strangers in the night
00:12 Well traffic was murder
00:13 You a cop As far as you know
00:35 So what's your name
00:08 I'm sorry who are you again
00:26 Do you mind if l ask you a question
00:14 Can't keep me here Chief
00:24 You know it's a shame about Ed
00:04 You using the whole fist Doc
00:07 Yeah Can l borrow your towel for a sec
00:36 So where do you know Alan from
00:27 Do you have any caviar
Cast
Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher - Chevy Chase
Chief Jerry Karlin - Joe Don Baker
Gail Stanwyk - Dana Wheeler-Nicholson
Frank Walker - Richard Libertini
Alan Stanwyk - Tim Matheson