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Detective #1:
[as Fletch enters his apartment, he is ambushed by two detectives]
Surprise! Detective #2:
[dragging Fletch over the wall]
Come on, move, Move! Detective #1:
Police! Spread 'em! [Fletch assumes the position as the first detective pats him down] Detective #1:
Got a gun, creep? Fletch:
Shamu's got one. Borrow his. Detective #1:
[continues patting him down]
What have we here? Fletch:
That's my dick. Detective #1:
Oh, funny boy. [the detective takes out a bag of heroin and drops it in front of Fletch's shoes] Detective #1:
What have we here? Detective #2:
Looks like heroin, Gene. Fletch:
[turns around]
Hey, you just planted that. Detective #2:
[point his gun at Fletch]
What'd you say? Fletch:
You fellas want to read me my rights? Detective #1:
You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. Fletch:
[quietly]
That's fine. Detective #1:
You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him. [the second detective blows Fletch a farewell kiss] Fletch:
I'll waive my rights
[as Fletch enters his apartment, he is ambushed by two detectives]
Surprise! Detective #2:
[dragging Fletch over the wall]
Come on, move, Move! Detective #1:
Police! Spread 'em! [Fletch assumes the position as the first detective pats him down] Detective #1:
Got a gun, creep? Fletch:
Shamu's got one. Borrow his. Detective #1:
[continues patting him down]
What have we here? Fletch:
That's my dick. Detective #1:
Oh, funny boy. [the detective takes out a bag of heroin and drops it in front of Fletch's shoes] Detective #1:
What have we here? Detective #2:
Looks like heroin, Gene. Fletch:
[turns around]
Hey, you just planted that. Detective #2:
[point his gun at Fletch]
What'd you say? Fletch:
You fellas want to read me my rights? Detective #1:
You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. Fletch:
[quietly]
That's fine. Detective #1:
You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him. [the second detective blows Fletch a farewell kiss] Fletch:
I'll waive my rights
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Surprise
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What the hell's Move
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Police Spread 'em
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Got a gun creep
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Shamu's got one Borrow his
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What have we here That's my dick
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Oh funny boy
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What have we here
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Looks like heroin Gene
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Hey You just planted that
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What'd you say
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You fellows wanna read me my rights
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You have the right to remain silent
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Okay
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You have the right to have your face kicked in by me
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Nice
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You have the right to have your balls stomped by him
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I'll waive my rights
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Movie Summary
Irwin M. "Fletch" Fletcher is a newspaper reporter being offered a large sum to off a cancerous millionaire, but is on the run, risking his job and finding clues when it's clear the man is healthy.
Actors
Detective #1
Detective #2
