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"Flirting with Disaster" quotes

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A young man, his wife, and his incompetent case worker travel across country to find his birth parents.

Director: David O. Russell
Writer: David O. Russell
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 81/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $14,702,438
Released: 12 Apr 1996
Awards: 1 win & 10 nominations

35 video clips

Pearl CoplinNancy CoplinMel CoplinAgent Tony KentFritz BoudreauMary SchlichtingTina KalbRichard SchlichtingB&b LadyValerie SwaneyLonnie SchlichtingSheriff
And when you stop they mutilate you and then take your car - Flirting with Disaster 00:05 And when you stop they mutilate you and then take your car You know what buddy You got a lot of nerve - Flirting with Disaster 00:11 You know what buddy You got a lot of nerve You do know it's a Federal offence to destroy a United States post office - Flirting with Disaster 00:09 You do know it's a Federal offence to destroy a United... Hello Shit ShitKings - Flirting with Disaster 00:05 Hello Shit ShitKings I dropped a lot of baby batter in my days but this is the first son I ever met - Flirting with Disaster 00:17 I dropped a lot of baby batter in my days but this is the... Ever heard of hypospadias - Flirting with Disaster 00:08 Ever heard of hypospadias Is this a musical table - Flirting with Disaster 00:06 Is this a musical table I guess it's just one of those ex felon pro acid kind of nonsmoking homes - Flirting with Disaster 00:14 I guess it's just one of those ex felon pro acid kind... Every marriage is vulnerable otherwise being married wouldn't mean anything would it - Flirting with Disaster 00:17 Every marriage is vulnerable otherwise being married... We love you very much Even if you wereJeffrey Dahmer we would love you - Flirting with Disaster 00:15 We love you very much Even if you wereJeffrey Dahmer we... Do you mind if I look at your armpit My armpit - Flirting with Disaster 00:14 Do you mind if I look at your armpit My armpit I don't think you know me well enough to call me neurotic guy - Flirting with Disaster 00:07 I don't think you know me well enough to call me... You are not good B and B people - Flirting with Disaster 00:13 You are not good B and B people He was in my blind spot You could fit the state of Wisconsin in your blind spot - Flirting with Disaster 00:11 He was in my blind spot You could fit the state of Wisconsin... We're riding in two cars until we get to the B and B That's not an agenda - Flirting with Disaster 00:25 We're riding in two cars until we get to the B and B... I did not overreact If I overreacted - Flirting with Disaster 00:07 I did not overreact If I overreacted How do you feel Vivid - Flirting with Disaster 00:08 How do you feel Vivid All children break things and all children are forgiven - Flirting with Disaster 00:15 All children break things and all children are forgiven Does anybody actually own a white Taurus or are they all rentals - Flirting with Disaster 00:14 Does anybody actually own a white Taurus or are they all... Why does he have to do this roots thing - Flirting with Disaster 00:07 Why does he have to do this roots thing Where'd you get that pup tent - Flirting with Disaster 00:14 Where'd you get that pup tent Yes you are No I'm not Let go of me You're hurting my arm - Flirting with Disaster 00:12 Yes you are No I'm not Let go of me You're hurting... Where did you folks come down on the circumcision controversy - Flirting with Disaster 00:23 Where did you folks come down on the circumcision... Nancy was saying you guys were having some tension around oral sex - Flirting with Disaster 00:16 Nancy was saying you guys were having some tension around... Then why'd you say it neurotic guy - Flirting with Disaster 00:15 Then why'd you say it neurotic guy You can't catch the wind - Flirting with Disaster 00:06 You can't catch the wind This woman strikes me as being very dangerous - Flirting with Disaster 00:08 This woman strikes me as being very dangerous Why is everybody getting so serious all of a sudden - Flirting with Disaster 00:16 Why is everybody getting so serious all of a sudden I'm sorry You're sorry for what - Flirting with Disaster 00:13 I'm sorry You're sorry for what I'm abrasive pushy defensive - Flirting with Disaster 00:14 I'm abrasive pushy defensive He was such a cute baby It would've been kinda nice if he had a third eye there - Flirting with Disaster 00:24 He was such a cute baby It would've been kinda nice if... Do you worry about the risk factor involved in gay sex - Flirting with Disaster 00:53 Do you worry about the risk factor involved in gay sex Bobby take these forms back to the office these release forms - Flirting with Disaster 00:42 Bobby take these forms back to the office these release... You made L S D That's what you're saying - Flirting with Disaster 01:10 You made L S D That's what you're saying Without spontaneity the world of B and B's is fairly meaningless - Flirting with Disaster 00:07 Without spontaneity the world of B and B's is fairly...

Cast

Mel Coplin - Ben Stiller
Nancy Coplin - Patricia Arquette
Tina Kalb - Téa Leoni
Pearl Coplin - Mary Tyler Moore
Ed Coplin - George Segal
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