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[Smith and Wesson discuss the incident at Brainard's house] Chester Hoenicker:
All right. One more time, what happened? Wesson:
He took a golf ball. He rubbed this cream on it and then the golf ball took and... [Wesson makes a popping sound] Wesson:
...popped Smith in the head. Smith:
Several times. Chester Hoenicker:
Mm-hmm. Wesson:
I got hit with a bowling ball. Smith:
Repeatedly. Chester Hoenicker:
Were you drinking? Wesson:
No. Smith:
Two beers at dinner. Wesson had a white wine. Wesson:
With dinner. Chester Hoenicker:
Right. Wesson:
It's this stuff he's got, sir. Its... I don't know what it is. I don't know where it come from, but... [Smith and Wesson both sigh] Wesson:
...It will give you one heck of a headache. Chester Hoenicker:
Oh... goodness
All right. One more time, what happened? Wesson:
He took a golf ball. He rubbed this cream on it and then the golf ball took and... [Wesson makes a popping sound] Wesson:
...popped Smith in the head. Smith:
Several times. Chester Hoenicker:
Mm-hmm. Wesson:
I got hit with a bowling ball. Smith:
Repeatedly. Chester Hoenicker:
Were you drinking? Wesson:
No. Smith:
Two beers at dinner. Wesson had a white wine. Wesson:
With dinner. Chester Hoenicker:
Right. Wesson:
It's this stuff he's got, sir. Its... I don't know what it is. I don't know where it come from, but... [Smith and Wesson both sigh] Wesson:
...It will give you one heck of a headache. Chester Hoenicker:
Oh... goodness
Full Transcript
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He took a golf ball,
he rubbed this cream on it,
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and then the golf ball
took off and...
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popped Smith in the head.
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- Several times.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I got hit with a bowling ball.
- Repeatedly.
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- Were you drinking?
- No.
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Two beers at dinner.
Wesson had a white wine.
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- With dinner.
- Right.
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It's this stuff
he's got, sir. It's--
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I don't know what it is. I don't
know where it comes from, but...
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it will give you
one heck of a headache.
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Oh, goodness.
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I-l wish I could
make you feel better.
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Hmm. So do l.
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Well, maybe l'm old-fashioned,
but I believe...
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a woman should love a man
for what he is,
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and not for what
she wants him to be.
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Thanks for the
sentiment, Weebo, but...
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this is really not an area you're
qualified to offer perspective on.
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Movie Summary
An absent-minded professor discovers "flubber," a rubber-like super-bouncy substance.
