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Weebo:
[after Philip saw Sara at the basketball game, having lost her to Wilson]
Professor, why the long face? Professor Philip Brainard:
[Takes out a water bottle from the fridge]
I think you know why. Weebo:
Maybe... . a Sara issue? Professor Philip Brainard:
Wish I understood human beings. Wish I understood women. Wish I understood emotions and passions. Wish I understood any of that. If I did, I wouldn't have had to spend my entire life in a laboratory trying to figure out how the world works. I would've been out in the world trying to figure out why it works. Professor Philip Brainard:
[Weebo records Philip's message to Sara]
I know I love her, Weebo. Every neuron in my limbic system is saturated with phenylethylamine. That triggers euphoria, elation, exhilaration. Truth is, Weebo, I'm not absent-minded because I'm selfish, crazy or, or inconsiderate. I'm absent-minded because I'm in love with Sara. Weebo:
Oh, Professor. Professor Philip Brainard:
That doesn't matter anymore, cause I don't get any more chances with her. Weebo:
Oh, that's not true. There's always another chance. I mean, you never know, right? Professor Philip Brainard:
[Puts water bottle back in the fridge]
Probably just as well that it's over. She has to move on. I'm not right for her. But you knew that, didn't you, Weebo? You never wanted me to marry her. Well, you're right. I'm not right for her. You're the one for me, Weebo. Just the 2 of us. And Flubber makes 3
[after Philip saw Sara at the basketball game, having lost her to Wilson]
Professor, why the long face? Professor Philip Brainard:
[Takes out a water bottle from the fridge]
I think you know why. Weebo:
Maybe... . a Sara issue? Professor Philip Brainard:
Wish I understood human beings. Wish I understood women. Wish I understood emotions and passions. Wish I understood any of that. If I did, I wouldn't have had to spend my entire life in a laboratory trying to figure out how the world works. I would've been out in the world trying to figure out why it works. Professor Philip Brainard:
[Weebo records Philip's message to Sara]
I know I love her, Weebo. Every neuron in my limbic system is saturated with phenylethylamine. That triggers euphoria, elation, exhilaration. Truth is, Weebo, I'm not absent-minded because I'm selfish, crazy or, or inconsiderate. I'm absent-minded because I'm in love with Sara. Weebo:
Oh, Professor. Professor Philip Brainard:
That doesn't matter anymore, cause I don't get any more chances with her. Weebo:
Oh, that's not true. There's always another chance. I mean, you never know, right? Professor Philip Brainard:
[Puts water bottle back in the fridge]
Probably just as well that it's over. She has to move on. I'm not right for her. But you knew that, didn't you, Weebo? You never wanted me to marry her. Well, you're right. I'm not right for her. You're the one for me, Weebo. Just the 2 of us. And Flubber makes 3
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why the long face?
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- I think you know why.
- Would it be a Sara issue?
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Wish I understood human beings.
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Wish I understood women.
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Wish I understood emotions and passions.
I wish I understood any of that.
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If I did, I wouldn't have had to spend
my entire life in a laboratory...
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trying to figure out
how the world works.
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I would've been out in the world
trying to figure out why it works.
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I know I love her, Weebo.
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Every neuron in my limbic system
is saturated with phenylethylamine.
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That triggers euphoria,
elation, exhilaration.
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Truth is, Weebo,
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I'm not absent-minded because
l'm selfish or crazy or--
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or inconsiderate.
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I'm absent-minded because l'm
in love with Sara.
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Oh, Professor.
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That doesn't matter any more,
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'cause I don't get
any more chances with her.
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That's not true. There's always another
chance. I mean, you never know, right?
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Probably just as well
that it's over.
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- Why?
- She has to move on.
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- Oh.
- I'm not right for her.
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- But you knew that, didn't you, Weebo?
- Huh?
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You never wanted me
to marry her.
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Well, you were right.
I wasn't right for her.
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You're the one for me, Weebo.
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Just the two of us.
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And flubber makes three.
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- Good night, Weeb.
- Good night.
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Uh, Professor--
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And this is the God's truth:
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I want him to have
what he wants,
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even if it means you
instead of me.
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Ooh!
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Sara? Sara, it's me.
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- Weebo?
- May I come in?
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Oh, l'm sorry
to wake you like this,
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but I can't ring the doorbell.
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- Is everything okay with Phillip?
- Oh, yeah.
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It's not
a conventional emergency.
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Oh, Phillip would be very angry
if he knew I left,
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Movie Summary
An absent-minded professor discovers "flubber," a rubber-like super-bouncy substance.
