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HERE'S THE THING ABOUT LYING

HERE'S THE THING ABOUT LYING. HERE'S THE PROBLEM --FUCKS UP ALL YOUR OPTIONS. PAINTS YOU...

Focus • 2015

HERE'S THE THING ABOUT LYING. HERE'S THE PROBLEM --FUCKS UP ALL YOUR OPTIONS. PAINTS YOU INTO A CORNER. WHAT THE FUCKYOU TALKIN' ABOUT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? AND THEN YOU'RE FORCED TO DOSOME REALLY DUMB SHIT. YOU WANT TO DIE? WELL, IF I DIE, I WANT TO DIETELLING THE TRUTH. AND IF I LIE, I WANT TO LIELIKE NORMAL PEOPLE LIE. I WANT MY WIFE TO SAY,"HEY, HONEY. DO I LOOK FATIN THESE JEANS?" AND I WANT TO SAY, "NO, SWEETIE.YOU LOOK TERRIFIC. YOU SHOULD WEAR THOSE." THAT'S HOW I WANT TO LIE. BUT THIS... IF I'M DONE... I'M GONNA TELL THE TRUTH. SO, MR. GARRIGA,I'M GONNA TELL YOU THE TRUTH. AND YOU ARE NOT GONNALIKE IT AT ALL

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CHUCKLES

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HERE'S THE THING ABOUT LYING

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HERE'S THE PROBLEM FUCKS UP ALL YOUR OPTIONS

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PAINTS YOU INTO A CORNER

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WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKIN' ABOUT

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ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND

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AND THEN YOU'RE FORCED TO DO SOME REALLY DUMB SHIT

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YOU WANT TO DIE

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WELL IF I DIE I WANT TO DIE TELLING THE TRUTH

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AND IF I LIE I WANT TO LIE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE LIE

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I WANT MY WIFE TO SAY HEY HONEY

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DO I LOOK FAT IN THESE JEANS

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AND I WANT TO SAY

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NO SWEETIE YOU LOOK TERRIFIC

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YOU SHOULD WEAR THOSE

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THAT'S HOW I WANT TO LIE

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BUT THIS

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IF I'M DONE

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I'M GONNA TELL THE TRUTH

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SO MR GARRIGA I'M GONNA TELL YOU THE TRUTH

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LAUGHS

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AND YOU ARE NOT GONNA LIKE IT AT ALL

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هذه هي المشكلة في الكذب

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يجعلك في وضع صعب بحيث لا يعود أحد يصدقك

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عم تتكلم هل جننت

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وهذا ما يجبرك على فعل شيء بتهور

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أتريد الموت

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إن كنت سأموت فسأموت وأنا أقول الصدق

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وإن كذبت فأريد أن تكون أكاذيبي بسيطة كسائر الناس

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أريد أن تقول زوجتي هل أبدو سمينة في هذا الجينز

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وأريد أن أجيب

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لا يا حبيبتي تبدين رائعة فيه فارتديه

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هكذا أريد أن أكذب

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أما الآن

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فإن كنت سأموت

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فسوف أقول الحقيقة

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سيد غاريغا أريد أن أخبرك بالحقيقة

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ولن تعجبك الحقيقة أبدا

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إليك شيء عن الكذب إليك المشكلة تكون قد أفسدت جميع خياراتك

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ويتم حصرك في الزاوية عن ماذا تتحدث هل فقدت صوابك

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ثم تجبر على فعل شي غبي للغاية هل تريد الموت

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إذا كنت سأموت أريد الموت وأنا أقول الحقيقة

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وإذا أردت الكذب سأكذب كما يفعل الأناس الطبيعيين

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أريد أن تقول لي زوجتي عزيزي هلأبدو سمينة في هذا الجينز

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وأنا أقول لا عزيزتي تبدين مذهلة

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يجب عليك إرتداء هذا

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وهذا كل ما أريد الكذب بشأنه

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ولكن هذا

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إذا إنتهيت

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أريد أن أقول الحقيقة

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لذا سيد جريجا سأخبرك بالحقيقة

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ولن تحبها على الإطلاق

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Това им е лошото на лъжите

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че ти прецакват вариантите и те забиват в ъгъла

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Какво говориш Откачи ли

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И си принуден да направиш нещо безумно тъпо

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Да умреш ли искаш

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Ако ще умирам искам да кажа истината

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А ако ще лъжа да лъжа като нормалните хора

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Ако жена ми ме попита Дебела ли съм в тези дънки

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Ще й кажа

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Не скъпа чудесна си На всяка цена да ги носиш

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Така искам да лъжа

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Но това

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Ако ще умирам

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Искам да кажа истината

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Г н Гарига ще ви кажа истината

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И тя няма да ви хареса изобщо

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关于撒谎这么说吧问题就在于

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谎言让你失去所有的选择逼你进入死胡同

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你到底在他妈的说些什么你是不是疯了

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然后你被逼无奈做出极其愚蠢的事情

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你想死吗

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那么如果我死了死前说句实话

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如果我骗人我想象个普通人那样骗人

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我希望我老婆跟我说亲爱的我穿这条牛仔裤显得胖吗

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然后我想说

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不宝贝儿你看起来漂亮极了你就该这么穿

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这就是我想骗人的方式

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但是这次

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如果我死定了

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我一定要说实话

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那么加里加先生让我告诉你一句实话

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你会很不喜欢听

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Lhaní má jeden velkej háček

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Sebere ti všechny možnosti Zažene tě do kouta

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Co to tu plácáš Přišels o rozum

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A ty pak musíš udělat nějakou totální kravinu

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Chceš umřít

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Jestli umřu chci přitom mluvit pravdu

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A když lžu chci lhát jako normální lidi

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Chci aby mi žena řekla Miláčku nevypadám v těch džínách tlustá

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A já jí chci říct

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Ne lásko Vypadáš skvěle Měla by sis je vzít

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Takhle chci lhát

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Ale tohle

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Jestli jsem skončil

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chci říct pravdu

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Takže pane Garrigo řeknu pravdu i vám

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I když se vám vůbec nebude líbit

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Problemet med løgne er at de trænger én op i en krog

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Hvad taler du om

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Og så tvinges man til at gøre nogle virkelig dumme ting

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Vil du gerne dø I så fald vil jeg sige sandheden

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Og hvis jeg lyver skal det være helt almindelige løgne

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Hvis min kone spørger Ser jeg tyk ud i de her jeans

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så vil jeg svare Nej du ser dejlig ud Tag dem på

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Sådan vil jeg gerne lyve Men det her

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Hvis jeg alligevel skal dø så vil jeg fortælle sandheden

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Derfor mr Garriga fortæller jeg dig sandheden

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Og du vil ikke bryde dig om den

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Het probleem met liegen is dat het je in een bepaalde hoek plaatst

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Waar heb je het over

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En dan moet je echt domme dingen doen

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Wil je dood Dan vertel ik wel de waarheid

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Ik wil liegen zoals normale mensen dat doen

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Dat mijn vrouw zegt Schat maakt deze broek me dik

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En dan zeg ik Nee schatje Die broek staat je geweldig

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Zo wil ik liegen

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Maar dit

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Als ik eraan ga dan vertel ik de waarheid

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Mr Garriga ik ga u de waarheid vertellen

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En dat gaat u niet leuk vinden

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Valetamisega on üks häda

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Valetades põletad sillad ja jääd nurka

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Mida sa ajad Lolliks läksid

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Ja see sunnib rumalusi tegema

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Tahad surra

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Kui suren siis tõde huultel

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Kui valetan valetan nagu tavainimesed

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Kui mu naine küsib

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Kas need teksad teevad mu paksuks

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siis ma tahan öelda

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Ei kallis oled väga ilus

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Ma tahan nii valetada

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Aga see siin

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Kui lõpp on käes

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siis räägin tõtt

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Hr Garriga räägin nüüd tõtt

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Ja see ei meeldi teile

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Valehtelussa on tämä ongelma

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Se vie vaihtoehdot ja ajaa nurkkaan

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Mitä sinä höpötät Oletko seonnut

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Sitten on pakko tehdä jotain tosi typerää

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Haluatko kuolla Jos kuolen haluan kuolla puhuen totta

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Jos valehtelen teen sen kuin muutkin

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Vaimo kysyy Näytänkö lihavalta näissä farkuissa

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Haluan vastata Et kulta Näytät upealta Pidä niitä

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Niin minä haluan valehdella

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Mutta tämä

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Jos pelini on pelattu

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aion kertoa totuuden

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Eli herra Garriga kerron teille totuuden

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Ettekä tule pitämään siitä vähääkään

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À force de mentir on se ferme toutes les portes

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On est coincés

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Qu'est ce que vous racontez

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Et on est forcés de faire un truc

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vraiment con

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Vous voulez mourir Autant mourir en disant la vérité

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Et si je mens je veux mentir comme les gens normaux

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Si ma femme me demande Chéri ce jean me grossit

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je veux lui répondre Non mon cœur T'es canon porte le

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Voilà comment je veux mentir

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Mais ça

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Si je suis foutu

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je vais dire la vérité

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Donc M Garriga

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je vais vous dire la vérité

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Et ça ne va pas vous plaire du tout

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Ha ha Genau das ist das Ding mit den Lügen Das ist das Problem

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Es versaut dir alle Optionen Bringt einen so richtig in die Klemme

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Was reden Sie da für einen Scheiß Haben Sie sie nicht alle

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Und dann bist du gezwungen so richtig die Oberscheiße zu machen

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Wollen Sie sterben Vielleicht aber dann mit der Wahrheit

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Und wenn ich lüge dann möchte ich so lügen wie normale Menschen lügen

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Ich will dass meine Frau sagt Hey Schatz sehe ich fett aus in diesen Jeans

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Und ich will sagen

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Nein Sweetie Du siehst hammermäßig aus Ziehe sie ruhig an

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Genau so will ich lügen

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Aber das hier

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Wenn's schon aus ist

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werde ich die Wahrheit sagen

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Also Mr Garriga ich sage Ihnen jetzt die Wrheit

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Und die wird Ihnen ganz und gar nicht gefallen

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Αυτό το πρόβλημα έχουν τα ψέματα

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Δε σου αφήνουν περιθώρια Σε κολλάνε στη γωνία

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Τι είναι αυτά που λες Τρελάθηκες

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Αναγκάζεσαι να κάνεις τη μεγαλύτερη βλακεία

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Θες να πεθάνεις

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Αν πεθάνω θέλω πρώτα να 'χω πει την αλήθεια

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Κι αν πω ψέματα θέλω να 'ναι σαν αυτά που λέει ο πολύς κόσμος

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Θέλω να με ρωτήσει η γυναίκα μου Με παχαίνει αυτό το τζιν

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Κι εγώ να της πω

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Όχι αγάπη μου είσαι κούκλα Φόρεσέ το

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Τέτοια ψέματα θέλω να λέω

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Αλλά τώρα

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Αν είναι να πεθάνω

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θα πω την αλήθεια

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Κύριε Γκαρίγκα θα σας πω την αλήθεια

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Και δε θα σας αρέσει καθόλου

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אסביר לכם מה הבעיה בשקרים

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הם מצמצמים את האפשרויות דוחקים אותך לפינה

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על מה אתה מדבר יצאת מדעתך

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ואז אתה נאלץ לעשות מעשים ממש מטומטמים

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אתה רוצה למות

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אם אמות אני מעדיף למות כשאני דובר אמת

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ואם אני משקר אני רוצה לשקר כמו אנשים רגילים

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אני רוצה שאשתי תשאל היי חומד אני נראית שמנה בג'ינס האלה

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ואני אגיד

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לא מותק את נראית מעולה תלבשי אותם

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ככה אני רוצה לשקר

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אבל זה

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אם זה הסוף שלי

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אני רוצה לומר את האמת

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אי לכך מר גאריגה אני אספר לך את האמת

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והיא ממש לא תמצא חן בעיניך

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Elmondom mi a gond a hazugsággal Az hogy

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kilősz minden más lehetőséget Sarokba szorítod magad

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Mi a szart hord itt össze Teljesen megőrült

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A vége pedig mindig valami rohadt nagy hülyeség

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Meg akar halni Úgy szeretnék meghalni hogy igazat mondok

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De ha hazudnom kell akkor viszont úgy ahogy a normális emberek szoktak

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Ha a feleségem megkérdezi Hé drágám szerinted kövérít ez a farmer

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Azt mondom hogy

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Nem szívem észvesztően csini vagy Hordd csak bátran

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Én így akarok hazudni

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De ez

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Ha végem

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elmondom az igazat

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Szóval Mr Garriga elmondom az igazságot

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És ez biztos hogy nem fog tetszeni

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Inilah akibat dari berbohong Ini masalahnya

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Menghancurkan semua pilihanmu Membuatmu tersudut

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Apa yang kau bicarakan Apa kau sudah gila

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Kemudian kau dipaksa untuk melakukan hal bodoh

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Kau ingin mati

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Jika aku mati aku ingin mati dengan jujur

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Dan jika aku berbohong aku ingin berbohong seperti orang normal

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Aku ingin istriku berkata

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Hai Sayang Apa aku terlihat gemuk dengan celana jins ini

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Dan saya ingin mengatakan

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Tidak Sayang Kau tampak luar biasa Kau harus mengenakannya

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Aku ingin bohong seperti itu

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Tapi ini

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Jika aku akan mati

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akan kukatakan yang sebenarnya

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Jadi Tn Garriga akan kukatakan yang sebenarnya

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Dan kau tidak akan menyukainya sama sekali

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Heh Ecco il problema quando si mente con le bugie

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ti fotte le possibilità ti mette all'angolo

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Che cazzo vai dicendo Sei impazzito

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E poi sei costretto a fare delle vere cazzate

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Vuoi morire Se muoio voglio farlo dicendo la verità

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E se mento voglio mentire come fanno le persone normali

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Voglio che mia moglie mi dica Amore mi ingrassano questi jeans

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E poter dire

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No tesoro sei stupenda mettiteli

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Ecco come voglio mentire

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Ma questo

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Se sono finito

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voglio dire la verità

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Quindi Mr Garriga le dirò la verità

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E non le piacerà neanche un po'

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ウソをつけば追い詰められて選択肢がなくなる

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何を言い出す

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バカなことをするしかなくなるんだ

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死にたいか

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真実を話して死にたい

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つくなら普通のウソにしたい

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妻に太って見えると聞かれて

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すごく似合ってるよと答えるような

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優しいウソだ

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このままじゃ

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死にきれない

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真実を話すよ

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ガリーガさん本当のことを言おう

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激怒すると思うがね

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거짓말을 하면

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모든 옵션을 잃고 코너에 몰리게 돼

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무슨 소릴 하는 거야 미쳤냐

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그럼 아주 멍청한 짓을 저지르지

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죽고 싶어 어차피 죽을 거라면 진실을 말하겠어

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거짓말을 해도 평범한 거짓말을 하고 싶어

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여보 이 청바지 입으면 나 뚱뚱해 보여

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그럼 이렇게 말하는 거야

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아니야 아주 예뻐 꼭 입어

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그런 거짓말을 하고 싶다고

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하지만 이건

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죽을 거라면

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진실을 말하겠어

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거리가 사실대로 다 말할게

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속이 뒤집어질 거야

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Lūk ko esmu sapratis par meliem

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Tie atņem visas iespējas Iedzen stūrī

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Par ko tu runā Prātu esi izkūkojis

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Un liek pastrādāt muļķības

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Tu gribi mirt

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Es gribu mirt un būt atklāts

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Un gribu melot kā visi normāli cilvēki

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Ja sieva prasīs

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Vai šajos džinsos es izskatos resna

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Es gribu atbildēt

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Mīļā Tu izskaties lieliski Nēsā tos

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Lūk tā es gribu melot

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Bet šis

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Ja man ir beigas

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es izstāstīšu taisnību

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Tāpēc Garrigas kungs es teikšu taisnību

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Un jums tā nepatiks

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Meluojant bėda ta

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kad nebelieka išeities Tu esi įspraustas į kampą

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Po velnių apie ką tu čia Gal išprotėjai

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Tada esi priverstas iškrėst sumautą kvailystę

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Nori mirt

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Jei mirsiu tai sakydamas tiesą

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Jei meluosiu tai meluosiu kaip normalus žmogus

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Kai žmona paklaus Mielasis ar su tais džinsais atrodau stora

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noriu jai atsakyt

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Ne mieloji Atrodai puikiai Nešiok juos

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Štai kaip noriu meluot

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O tai

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Jei man galas

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pasakysiu tiesą

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Pone Gariga pasakysiu jums tiesą

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Jum ji visai nepatiks

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Problemet med løgn er

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Man brenner alle broer og maler seg inn i et hjørne

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Hva i helvete snakker du om

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Så tvinges man til å gjøre utrolig dumme ting

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Vil du dø

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Jeg vil i så fall dø mens jeg sier sannheten

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Og lyver jeg vil jeg komme med helt vanlige løgner

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Jeg vil at kona mi skal si Ser jeg tykk ut i disse buksene

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Så vil jeg svare Nei du ser fantastisk ut Ta dem på deg

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Slik vil jeg lyve

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Men dette

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Om jeg er ferdig

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skal jeg fortelle sannheten

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Mr Garriga jeg skal fortelle deg sannheten

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Du kommer ikke til å like den i det hele tatt

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Z kłamstwami jest jeden mały kłopot

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Pozbawiają cię opcji Zapędzają do narożnika

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Co ty bredzisz Postradałeś rozum

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Wtedy przychodzą do głowy najgłupsze pomysły

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Chcesz umrzeć Jeśli zginę to z prawdą na ustach

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Jeśli mam kłamać chcę kłamać jak zwykły człowiek

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Gdy moja żona zapyta Czy nie wyglądam zbyt grubo w tych dżinsach

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odpowiem

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Nie skarbie Wyglądasz świetnie Pasują jak ulał

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Tak chcę kłamać

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Jednak teraz

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Skoro już po mnie

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Zamierzam wyznać prawdę

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Zatem panie Garriga wyznam prawdę

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I nie przypadnie ona panu do gustu

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Esse é o problema de mentir

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Mata todas suas opções Deixa você sem saída

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O que está dizendo Você pirou

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E então você é obrigado a fazer algo realmente idiota

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Você quer morrer Se eu morrer quero morrer dizendo a verdade

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E se eu mentir quero mentir como pessoas normais mentem

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Quero que minha mulher diga Fico gorda neste jeans

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E quero dizer

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Não amor Você está linda Você deve usá lo

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É como eu quero mentir

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Mas isto

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Se vou morrer

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vou dizer a verdade

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Então Sr Garriga eu vou lhe contar a verdade

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E você não vai gostar nem um pouco

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Uite care e problema cu minţitul

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Îţi distruge alternativele Te bagă la înghesuială

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Ce dracu' tot spui ai înnebunit

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Şi eşti obligat să faci prostii

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Vrei să mori Măcar o să mor spunând adevărul

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Şi dacă mint o să mint ca oamenii normali

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Vreau să mă întrebe nevasta dacă pare grasă în pantalonii ăia

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Şi eu să spun că nu arată minunat să i poarte mai departe

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Aşa vreau să mint

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Dar acum

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Dacă tot mor

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O să spun adevărul

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Deci dle Garriga o să ţi spun adevărul

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Şi n o să ţi placă deloc

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Насчет лжи вот какая штука Проблема в том

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что она не оставляет другого выхода Загоняет тебя в угол

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О чем ты болтаешь Ты из ума выжил что ли

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А потом вынуждает сделать что то совсем тупое

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Хочешь умереть Ну если и умирать то говоря правду

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И если уж врать то врать как все нормальные люди

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Когда жена спросит Дорогой я толстая в этих джинсах

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Я хочу ответить ей

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Нет милая Ты выглядишь потрясающе Носи не снимая

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Вот как я хочу врать

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Но это

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если я сдохну

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то сдохну сказав правду

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Итак мистер Гаррига я скажу вам правду

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И она придется вам не по нраву

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Laž je zahrbtna Zapre ti vsa vrata Potisne te v kot

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Kaj blebetaš Si zmešan Prisili te v veliko neumnost

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Bi rad umrl Če že bom bom povedal resnico

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Če pa bom lagal bom lagal kot normalni ljudje

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Ko bo žena vprašala ali je v tistih kavbojkah debela

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ji bom rekel Ne ljubica Krasna si Obvezno jih obleci

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Tako bom lagal Ampak tole

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Če je po meni bom povedal resnico

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G Garriga povedal bom resnico

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Niti malo ti ne bo všeč

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Al mentir pasa esto El problema es

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Arruina todas tus opciones Te acorrala

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De qué mierda hablas Estás loco

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Y entonces te ves obligado a hacer una verdadera estupidez

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Quieres morir

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Si muero moriré diciendo la verdad

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Y si miento quiero mentir como miente la gente normal

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Quiero que mi esposa diga Cariño Me veo gorda en estos jeans

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Y quiero decir

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No cariño Luces estupenda Debes ponértelos

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Así quiero mentir

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Pero esto

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Si este es mi fin

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diré la verdad

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Señor Garriga le diré la verdad

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Y no le gustará en absoluto

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Problemet med att ljuga är att man målar in sig i ett hörn

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Har du förlorat förståndet

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Sen tvingas man göra nåt riktigt jävla dumt

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Vill du dö Om jag ska dö tänker jag tala sanning

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Och om jag ska ljuga vill jag ljuga som normala människor

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Jag vill att min fru ska säga Ser jag tjock ut i de här jeansen

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Och jag vill svara Nej älskling Du är jättesnygg

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Så vill jag ljuga

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Men det här

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Om det ändå är kört tänker jag berätta sanningen

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Jag ska berätta sanningen för er mr Garriga

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Och ni kommer inte alls att gilla den

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น แหละป ญหาของการโกหก

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ม นทำลายทางเล อกอ น ต อนเราจนต ดม ม

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แกพ ดเร องบ าอะไร เพ ยนเหรอ

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เราถ กบ บให ทำเร องโง ๆ

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แกอยากตายเหรอ ถ าจะตาย ฉ นอยากตายโดยพ ดความจร ง

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ถ าต องโกหก ฉ นอยากโกหกให เหม อนชาวบ าน

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ฉ นอยากให เม ยถามว า ท ร ก ฉ นใส ย นส ต วน แล วอ วนม ย

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และฉ นจะตอบว า

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ไม อ วน ท ร ก ห นค ณเซ ยะมาก ใส โลด

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น นแหละท ฉ นอยากโกหก

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แต น

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ถ าต องตาย

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ฉ นจะพ ดความจร ง

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ค ณแกร ร ก า ฉ นจะบอกความจร งก บนาย

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และนายคงไม ชอบใจแน

Available in 30 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

52

Timestamp in Movie

01:31:21

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

K & S Films,RatPac Entertainment,Zaftig Films,Warner Bros. Pictures,Di Novi Pictures

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Movie Summary

In the midst of veteran con man Nicky's latest scheme, a woman from his past - now an accomplished femme fatale - shows up and throws his plans for a loop.