Judge, Sam! Jail!
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State Trooper:
[Picks up the kid that got his apple stolen by Sam Sleaze]
Are these the two men? [the kid nods his head] Sam Sleaze:
What seems to be the problem, officer? What's the charge? State Trooper:
[looks through his notebook]
What about counterfeiting, extortion, fraud, impersonating a dentist, stealing an apple from a kid? Sam Sleaze:
Oh, about that apple, officer, I can explain that. We was just holding it for a friend. Sid Sleaze:
Yeah, for a friend. State Trooper:
You can tell that to the judge. Sid Sleaze:
[crying]
The judge! State Trooper:
Be a man. Sid Sleaze:
But I don't wanna be a man, Sam! Sam Sleaze:
Shut up, Sid! Shut up! Sid Sleaze:
[crying]
Judge, Sam! Jail!
[Picks up the kid that got his apple stolen by Sam Sleaze]
Are these the two men? [the kid nods his head] Sam Sleaze:
What seems to be the problem, officer? What's the charge? State Trooper:
[looks through his notebook]
What about counterfeiting, extortion, fraud, impersonating a dentist, stealing an apple from a kid? Sam Sleaze:
Oh, about that apple, officer, I can explain that. We was just holding it for a friend. Sid Sleaze:
Yeah, for a friend. State Trooper:
You can tell that to the judge. Sid Sleaze:
[crying]
The judge! State Trooper:
Be a man. Sid Sleaze:
But I don't wanna be a man, Sam! Sam Sleaze:
Shut up, Sid! Shut up! Sid Sleaze:
[crying]
Judge, Sam! Jail!
Full Transcript
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an1 Are these the two men
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an1 Uh wha what seems to be the problem officer
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an1 What's the charge
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an1 What about counterfeiting
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an1 'extortion fraud'
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an1 'impersonating a dentist'
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an1 stealing an apple from a kid
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an1 Oh about that apple officer
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an1 I can explain that
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an1 We was just holdin' it for a friend
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an1 Yeah For a friend
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an1 You can tell that to the judge
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an1 sobbing
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an1 The the judge
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an1 Be a man
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an1 sobbing I don't want to be a man Sam
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an1 Shut up Sid shut up
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an1 Ju judge Sam Jail
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Movie Summary
Big Bird is sent to live far from Sesame Street by a pesky social worker named Miss Finch. Unhappy, he runs away from there, prompting the rest of the Sesame Street gang to go on a cross-country journey to find him.
